Ok,
So, first and foremost, I am not gay. That is a central theme to this post. I am not gay. I am not saying this as some sort of Affirmation that someone like Josh Duggar would say, but I know I am not. I have seen gay porn and had offers, and I do not find them to be to my liking. Now before you start nodding your head to say that “Yes, those queers need a good boot to the face”, you should know that I don’t give a shit about what anybody does behind closed doors so long as it does not involve a child or animal…
So the problem is this:
I have some periods of time when I just need to decompress (let loose the juice or simply “jizz”). I don’t have the funds to drop on a loose woman to dance upon my midsection, nor do I wish to have one lay hands upon me, even if for my own good. In other words, I need somewhere to go to just personally handle my business.
Enter a possible solution:
The Adult Shop. Some are simply stores, merchandise and the like, but others are geared toward viewing forms of media in a more ‘private’ setting. This would be the ideal solution to my problem: go in, watch something, take care of things, and leave. However, there is one significant roadblock: other patrons.
Every time, and I mean every time that I have visited one of these establishments, I felt like a hamburger being thrown into a Weight Watchers meeting. To wit, I am practically jumped upon with offers to watch, be watched, fellated, touch and be touched by other men. I disappear into a booth only to have my door almost broken down and every crevice is turned into a peephole.
Even when I go to a “mixed use” store, the minute I go anywhere near the “Theater” door, I see the crowd hanging out by the door (apparently taking a “break”) funnel back in with a look of anticipation. All the while, a group of beauties sit 50ft away checking Facebook because none of the customers are interested in them.
Cutting myself short:
Is there any sort of place where the majority of the patrons are not interested in male-male activity or am I simply out of luck?
So, first and foremost, I am not gay. That is a central theme to this post. I am not gay. I am not saying this as some sort of Affirmation that someone like Josh Duggar would say, but I know I am not. I have seen gay porn and had offers, and I do not find them to be to my liking. Now before you start nodding your head to say that “Yes, those queers need a good boot to the face”, you should know that I don’t give a shit about what anybody does behind closed doors so long as it does not involve a child or animal…
So the problem is this:
I have some periods of time when I just need to decompress (let loose the juice or simply “jizz”). I don’t have the funds to drop on a loose woman to dance upon my midsection, nor do I wish to have one lay hands upon me, even if for my own good. In other words, I need somewhere to go to just personally handle my business.
Enter a possible solution:
The Adult Shop. Some are simply stores, merchandise and the like, but others are geared toward viewing forms of media in a more ‘private’ setting. This would be the ideal solution to my problem: go in, watch something, take care of things, and leave. However, there is one significant roadblock: other patrons.
Every time, and I mean every time that I have visited one of these establishments, I felt like a hamburger being thrown into a Weight Watchers meeting. To wit, I am practically jumped upon with offers to watch, be watched, fellated, touch and be touched by other men. I disappear into a booth only to have my door almost broken down and every crevice is turned into a peephole.
Even when I go to a “mixed use” store, the minute I go anywhere near the “Theater” door, I see the crowd hanging out by the door (apparently taking a “break”) funnel back in with a look of anticipation. All the while, a group of beauties sit 50ft away checking Facebook because none of the customers are interested in them.
Cutting myself short:
Is there any sort of place where the majority of the patrons are not interested in male-male activity or am I simply out of luck?
