So as usual, I was horny waiting for a call back from a couple of different providers after work. Things were pretty dry out there, even though it was raining.
I stopped by a 7/11 on rte 107 just north of Grumman. Picked up a Diet Dr. Pepper. Just killing some time waiting for a return text or call.
Then this guy calls me over to his car. newer Mustang . Very high end. GT500 600+ HP. He asks me to go inside to buy him 4 king size packs of Reese’s PB cups and 4 Starbucks Vanilla frappachinos. I’m looking at him like he has three heads. It was getting dark. And then I realized he had no legs!!! I saw the special hand pedals on the steering wheel. He told me they were blown off in Afghanistan. He didn’t feel like spending 20-30 minutes throwing his prosthetic legs on. So He hands me his EBT card and tells me the code. I didn’t have the heart to use it. I didn’t tell him either. I didn’t want him to feel like I was pitying him. So I just paid for them.
I gave him his Reese’s and Starbucks. He says thank you. I said “no, thank you”…
A Modern Day Lt Dan…
I never got a call back from any of those chicks. But I still went home with a smile on my face.
I stopped by a 7/11 on rte 107 just north of Grumman. Picked up a Diet Dr. Pepper. Just killing some time waiting for a return text or call.
Then this guy calls me over to his car. newer Mustang . Very high end. GT500 600+ HP. He asks me to go inside to buy him 4 king size packs of Reese’s PB cups and 4 Starbucks Vanilla frappachinos. I’m looking at him like he has three heads. It was getting dark. And then I realized he had no legs!!! I saw the special hand pedals on the steering wheel. He told me they were blown off in Afghanistan. He didn’t feel like spending 20-30 minutes throwing his prosthetic legs on. So He hands me his EBT card and tells me the code. I didn’t have the heart to use it. I didn’t tell him either. I didn’t want him to feel like I was pitying him. So I just paid for them.
I gave him his Reese’s and Starbucks. He says thank you. I said “no, thank you”…
A Modern Day Lt Dan…
I never got a call back from any of those chicks. But I still went home with a smile on my face.