I had a stressful week and needed to walk out of an AMP feeling mellow; instead I walked out more stressed than I went in.
I was heading for reliable 380 Sunrise Highway and was daydreaming and drove past it. Looking for a place to turn around on the service road and I spot this place so decide to give it a whirl. Open 'til 10 and a doorbell to buzz you into a raised real estate office-type off building. Promising, but inside the place is appointed like a legit place.
I get Suzy, 40-something and nothing to get excited about. I pay .60 for an hour and indicate the place on my back that was sore and needed work. She had no idea what I was saying. Massages the back and arms, then keeps the butt covered and moves towel down to cover legs also. Starts doing pressure point on the butt and legs through the towel. Now I'm waiting for the towel to come off for lotion on the legs and butt as even the legit places do. Doesn't happen and she asks me to flip.
As I flip, I knock the towel off and expose the goods, to which she reacts with "choo choo choo!" and covers me up. Okay, I guess its a legit place then. She massages my arms, chest and stomach, then points to the groin and says, "you want oil?" WTF?! No tease, no soft touch, nothing to indicate that was coming!! I should have just said no at that point. Instead I ask for a tease, motioning to rub my legs and chest. Again, no idea what I'm saying.
So she starts the rub and I try to sit up to do some roaming and she motions me to lay back down. I try touching various areas and she's squirming out of reach with a look of horror on her face, as if it's the first time she's ever done this. There is nothing threatening about my appearance! Now she's tugging and squeezing junior way too tight and I keep making hand motions indicating to loosen up the grip. I motion to rub the prostate with her other hand which she does for about 2 seconds, then goes back to one-handed action. Every direction I gave her lasted for a few seconds before she reverted back to her default mode.
Finally pop and "all done" and I see its only 50 minutes but I just want to get out of there. I hand her .20 tip and she grabs it and flings it down in anger, "one hour massagee and <points to crotch>, not enough!" I told her her technique was lousy but of course she didn't know what I was saying, and I pointed to the clock and said, "only 50 minutes" which she of course denied. Stormed out of there pissed off. Tomorrow I have to treat myself right at a reliable, proven place. AVOID THIS DUMP!
Edit: last digit of phone number should be 3 instead of 0.
I was heading for reliable 380 Sunrise Highway and was daydreaming and drove past it. Looking for a place to turn around on the service road and I spot this place so decide to give it a whirl. Open 'til 10 and a doorbell to buzz you into a raised real estate office-type off building. Promising, but inside the place is appointed like a legit place.
I get Suzy, 40-something and nothing to get excited about. I pay .60 for an hour and indicate the place on my back that was sore and needed work. She had no idea what I was saying. Massages the back and arms, then keeps the butt covered and moves towel down to cover legs also. Starts doing pressure point on the butt and legs through the towel. Now I'm waiting for the towel to come off for lotion on the legs and butt as even the legit places do. Doesn't happen and she asks me to flip.
As I flip, I knock the towel off and expose the goods, to which she reacts with "choo choo choo!" and covers me up. Okay, I guess its a legit place then. She massages my arms, chest and stomach, then points to the groin and says, "you want oil?" WTF?! No tease, no soft touch, nothing to indicate that was coming!! I should have just said no at that point. Instead I ask for a tease, motioning to rub my legs and chest. Again, no idea what I'm saying.
So she starts the rub and I try to sit up to do some roaming and she motions me to lay back down. I try touching various areas and she's squirming out of reach with a look of horror on her face, as if it's the first time she's ever done this. There is nothing threatening about my appearance! Now she's tugging and squeezing junior way too tight and I keep making hand motions indicating to loosen up the grip. I motion to rub the prostate with her other hand which she does for about 2 seconds, then goes back to one-handed action. Every direction I gave her lasted for a few seconds before she reverted back to her default mode.
Finally pop and "all done" and I see its only 50 minutes but I just want to get out of there. I hand her .20 tip and she grabs it and flings it down in anger, "one hour massagee and <points to crotch>, not enough!" I told her her technique was lousy but of course she didn't know what I was saying, and I pointed to the clock and said, "only 50 minutes" which she of course denied. Stormed out of there pissed off. Tomorrow I have to treat myself right at a reliable, proven place. AVOID THIS DUMP!
Edit: last digit of phone number should be 3 instead of 0.
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