Mila
Long time lurker/monger, first time posting a review here. I've largely been out of the review game unless i'm absolutely floored by the quality, or lack thereof. Unfortunately, this one is the latter.
Inquired about availability within a 15min window, expecting none. Was surprised to learn Mila and Pink were both free. Hesitant previously because I usually go for shaved and both of these girls are "trimmed". I've never seen Pink but, given some of the mixed reviews, I decided to TOFTT on the new girl Mila. Should've backed out on both.
Got the big room in the front with the TS but session had red flags from the outset. Little to no English so a lot of hand movements for communication. I'm used to this and it isn't really a knock, plus I'm convinced the session would've been terrible regardless. I would go with "barely" trimmed and I quickly learned that there would be no kissing either. Undressing was uninspired and mechanical, she helps me strip, she strips herself. She moved away from my hands on any part of her body for long and rushed me into TS.
TS was even more mechanical, lots of soap so I thought the slide would be good. It was standard swirls with as little touching as possible. Lots of toothpaste so I thought the rim might be a saving point, sadly it was virtually nonexistent. In the end, I felt like I was getting cleaned by a nurse for upcoming operation or something. On the flip, I tried letting my fingers roam while she half slid the front, again she moved away and when she finally decided to touch my guy, he finally reacted. Up to this point flaccid, which I assure you is not a problem for me (at least not on the first go round). The mouth action was not deep and grip was light. At this point we were already 15min in and I ended up interrupting it so we could dry off hopefully get somewhere on the bed. Who would've guessed it would get worse.
Drying off was a ritual of its own as she dried me and then spent far too much time drying every inch of herself with a towel AND paper towels. I finally had to interrupt her and motion for her to just get to business and I opted for just the mouth at this point since that usually makes me bust faster and, looking at the clock, I figured I might be able to just make this a half hour thing and save a bit. During this, I managed to convince her to 69, which she allowed for around a minute and had zero reaction to. She was also dry as a bone because she kept using paper towels to clean herself up whenever she got wet. So I gave up on that and stood to get better leverage and hopefully get a few deep thrusts to end it faster. After directing her hands, and a lot of imagining that I was having a good time, I was finally able to blow and went CIM. She took it but immediately, before fully drained, she ran to the shower and started spitting. Then used half a bottle of mouthwash and multiple rinses to get it all out while she knelt on the floor of the shower.
The clock was at exactly 30 min at this point and I had already gotten off. I decided I could deal with only one shot and thought that maybe her skill was the massage. I laid down and watch her continue her wretches and mouthwash routine. She finally returned, motioned for a massage and sat beside me to begin. Within 30 seconds, I realized that this was also not her strong suit and stood to get dressed. She didn't stop me and didn't seem to care at all. Clock said 32 minutes. I motioned and said "half", she shook her head and brought out a translation app to tell me that we were already over half. I shrugged and motioned to where I had previously laid the money on the chair. I dressed myself and started heading out. She held the door open, said "bye" and yelled something to MMS, then motioned me out the door.
As I was heading towards the main door, MMS appeared and asked me how it was. Told her I have definitely had better and that Mila needs some work for sure. She asked me if I wanted a mint or water and then ushered me out the door.
Been a regular at this spot for years, multiple "management" changes. I have a few girls that when they appear here, I may sample again, but I will never TOFTT again and, as far as I'm concerned, they are off my list unless I see one of my regulars pop on the schedule and the big head is unable to fight the little head.
Face: 6 (Cute in the right light but definitely older)
Boobs: 5 (Actually boobs were best looking part of her but they are basically off limits for touching or kissing so don't bother)
Ass: 5 (Standard flat one)
Pussy: 3 (No smell. Far too hairy to be considered "trimmed". Meaty but no reaction, even faked, kills anything that might be good about this)
Attitude: 3 (I mean she showed up and mechanically did what was necessary, even if halfhearted throughout)
Skill: 3 (Mechanical everything except the rim, BJ, and massage which were just bad. No teeth on the BJ but no depth and didn't care)
Recommend: Definitely not. Tragic waste of an outing and money.
320, no tip.
