You know you've reached monger heaven if....

Discussion in 'Lessons learned the hard way by Mr. Wiggley' started by Mr. Wiggley, Jun 21, 2017.

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  1. eagles1234

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    Y'all are too much
  2. WizardOfAhhs

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    And that's just the regular rate. If he saw her mid-February that rate would probably be more like $120 (as per bankrate.com). I wish I could find a girl that didn't ask for cash, just agronomical items likes plants and weeds. I guess I'll have to wait until he posts her number. I wonder what I could get from her for a handful of dandelions and a sprig of thyme? (I mean, we could all use more thyme, right?)
  3. Tonto25

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    I hope your ready soon eagles..lol
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  4. TheRicker

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    As per 800 flowers site 60 roses is around $85.
  5. iwantagoodhj247

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    Wish I had a monger heaven story like that...
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  6. gold69

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    That's dope!
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  7. Senor

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    or she walks the stroll for $40
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  8. eagles1234

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    You know you've reached monger heaven if....

    After bp got shut down and you saved the number of a super hot 18 year old with a body to die for. She invites you to her house and fuck her brains out out for only 60 roses. She saves your number and you can have it on demand.

    Will share the info with yall when im ready :)
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  9. billyS

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    I saw Kim on your recommendation. Since I want to keep going there and have been warned by the girls not to review I didn't post any details. However based on what you wrote it sounded like it could have been Kim.
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  10. Lickher69

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    Just the one night

    Oh damn no.... I wish. If Kim is a 9 this one is a solid 8-8.5.
    Kim would be a dream come true
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  11. billyS

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    Kim from Nirvana?
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  12. h50

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    Did you actually stay the weekend with her or just the one night? Still amazing. My spidey senses would be in the stratosphere on this so be careful even though you've already had a successful situation.
  13. Lickher69

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    Getting a massage last week with a latin woman drop dead gorgeous and she asks me to be a fwb.
    I test the waters over the weekend and ask her to a casual dinner at a mid priced place, she casually menions she ALREADY had the hotel toom at a Holiday Inn express (not fancy but far from no tell).
    She asked me to take her any way I wanted all night and Sunday until checkout. All 3 holes and heaven in a hotel room.
    Unbelievable night. Total cost $137.50 for dinner and. $25 bottle of wine for her.
    I thought I was dreaming until she asked me last night to join her directly at the hotel next weekend on Friday night and stay until Sunday. I guess I have to work out of town next weekend.
    Asked her what I needed to bring (figuring there would be a monetary answer) her answer was teo bottles of the same wine and a well rested me.
    She fell for my eyes and says she gets very bored the weekends her ex has the kids. Wants nothing but a friend that occasionally spends time with her and the next time we go to dinner is on her. Me thinks me going to need blue pills and red bull
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  14. Tonto25

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    It was fun tho..i wish i had a recorder for sure..i believe any threesome at this poi t would just be a let down..lol
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  15. iwantagoodhj247

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    Hey T! Had me nervous. Saw SB last week and asked her if she had seen you recently. Glad to see that 3some didn't end you.
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  16. Tonto25

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    Alive and well..just taking a break..nothing out there lately seems to get me going. LE is hott everywhere..so been using the so's 3 holes lately..T!
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  17. genius

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    Reminds me of the old joke where the post mortem makeup artist took 3 hours to wipe the smile off his face and the undertaker needed the help of 2 other strong guys to close the coffin.
  18. thezoos

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    A wise man (in face paint) said

    If you gotta go.... go with a smile
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  19. TheRicker

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    Or it never happened.
  20. Anyone seen Tonto around? I think between Sophia and these two they may have fucked him to death, took his money, left him in his loincloth and he is waiting to be ID ed in the morgue somewhere. :D
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