You want me to do WHAT???

[desilove]

This is one reason why I have email only, I would go crazy if I had to speak to everyone who had a question.

I am the same Emily...I could not even imagine having to talk to the people behind the bizarre emails I have received over the past few yrs...some disturbing, many scary and a lot just plain baffling....it used to get to me but now I just laugh but if I had to hear the creepy voices that belonged to the "can my dog join us" emails Id prob be in a padded room by now....Happy New year everyone...xox

 

[LawManDan]

So I should keep my fantasy of the duck, Olive Oil and the swivel table to myself?

 

[Slinky Bender]

forgot to make this sticky so some may have missed it.

 

[April]

You my dear can make me sticky anytime...just don't ask me to wear white!!!

 

[MissCallieYork]

LOL. It reminded me of the first time I did an enema call. I was like " You want me to do what ???" But I said screw it, I was young and eager to learn it all..... but when he pulled out the diaper after I finished emptying the enema , and the rattle, well... I couldn't help it. I laughed my butt off. Which turned him on, because he was '"caught being a naughty boy with a now dirty diaper."