Worst thing, a woman said to you?

U_N_I_2nite

U_N_I_2nite

Reformed offender
#1
#1
A while ago I was on SA, I massage an attractive 40 something year old lady. We massaged back and forth. She asked me what I do for living. I told her, she replied
“I only talk to people that own business or that are CEO” hen she block me. Lmaoo

There were times when a lady said "Are you done? " I was 5 pumps in Lmaoo

“hurry up and cum”
 
Plastkpassion

Plastkpassion

#2
#2
Lol that's cold

I can't think of anything like that, just weird shit like when I was banging this 18 year old Japanese chick I met on Myspace (early 2000s lol) she asked me to hit her and when I didn't she like full force punched me in the chest.

... there is also a lot of odd public places I've banged girls




U_N_I_2nite said:
A while ago I was on SA, I massage an attractive 40 something year old lady. We massaged back and forth. She asked me what I do for living. I told her, she replied
“I only talk to people that own business or that are CEO” hen she block me. Lmaoo

There were times when a lady said "Are you done? " I was 5 pumps in Lmaoo

“hurry up and cum”
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billyS

billyS

Reign of Terror
#3
#3
U_N_I_2nite said:
She asked me what I do for living. I told her, she replied
“I only talk to people that own business or that are CEO”
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She was just gold digger, she was doing you a favor anyways. I'd get that back in my early 20's, albeit in person since there was no Internet. After a while I learned to sniff that type out and not to bother even shooting my shot. Had a friend who owned three dry cleaners and scored the hottest girl at the gym. Everyone was hitting on her but he married her, and she took him for EVERYTHING in a divorce like two or three years later.

U_N_I_2nite said:
There were times when a lady said "Are you done? " I was 5 pumps in Lmaoo

“hurry up and cum”
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I got the opposite once. Picked up this chubby chick in a bar and took out to my car to bang her. I guess I was about 18/19.

Just wanted to get my dick wet so I stuck the whole thing in at once and pounded really hard for about 90 seconds, pulled out and shot a few thick ropes on her stomach.
Immediately started pulling my pants up and she angrily shouted "That's it"?
 
Fmk555

Fmk555

#7
#7
Plastkpassion said:
Lol that's cold

I can't think of anything like that, just weird shit like when I was banging this 18 year old Japanese chick I met on Myspace (early 2000s lol) she asked me to hit her and when I didn't she like full force punched me in the chest.
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I had a sb tell me she liked being slapped while being fucked. So I was fucking her and slapping her ass and she said slap her on the face while in mish. I didn’t slap hard enough and she got mad that I my slap was weak. She kept telling to slap her harder. Thank god I came, chatted for a bit then we left. She was very horny and was really into it but I wasn’t into that. Never saw her again.
 
po10ial

po10ial

#8
#8
Is it in?


Seriously While on vacation at a resort in carribean I was fucking a vacationing women. Day 3 I hit her up she tells my she was double teamed by a bartender and waiter earlier and needed time to recover. I passed

While in vegas on dance floor hook up with girl start getting handsy with each other get a drink move to couches start kissing- dance more another drink back to couch for kissing and touching and out comes " I don't know you --get away from me"
Starts to bolt I give chase partly due to being worked up partly due to clear the confusion. doorman stops me says lemme guess "get away I don't know you "tells me to get a drink and forget her she pulls the shit all the time

Both are from 80 and 90s
 
Plastkpassion

Plastkpassion

#9
#9
Yeah lot of crazy girls like that out there lol... next thing you know the cops are at your house

Fmk555 said:
QUOTE="Plastkpassion, post: 1412117, member: 130122"]Lol that's cold

I can't think of anything like that, just weird shit like when I was banging this 18 year old Japanese chick I met on Myspace (early 2000s lol) she asked me to hit her and when I didn't she like full force punched me in the chest.

I had a sb tell me she liked being slapped while being fucked. So I was fucking her and slapping her ass and she said slap her on the face while in mish. I didn’t slap hard enough and she got mad that I my slap was weak. She kept telling to slap her harder. Thank god I came, chatted for a bit then we left. She was very horny and was really into it but I wasn’t into that. Never saw her again.
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Bigcheese

Bigcheese

#10
#10
A lot of the time its not necessarily what they say, but how they say it.

Ive had plenty of girls tell me not to touch there hair while getting a bj, totally fine. I recently had one of my regulars drastically pull away and was like "no dont touch my hair- I just showered." Completely killed the mood. I start going soft. She looks back up like "whats wrong?"

Same provider will usually hit me with her own version of the "thats it" when I finish. Something like- "Noo, you finish?" Its not a terrible tone. Makes you feel you good knowing she was enjoying herself. But still hurts the ego, lol.
 
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Looking4head

#16
#16
She is into sex like 2 times a month.
She does not usually want me to eat her out either. It makes no sense, the 1 or 2 times a year she lets me go down there she cums immediately.
 
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