When looking at an ad ...

[vad1]

... what kind of experience can you imaginatively anticipate?

This is NOT a "review" thread, obviously.

The point of this thread is levity (in brevity, if possible).

Have fun!

Metaphors, puns, just silliness- that's what I'm looking for.

Started with "puffin" in the "craziest, nastiest CL posts and pics" thread (paraphrasing).

http://utopiaguide.com/forums/threads/new-nastiest-cl-pics-ridiculous-ads.36187/

And with Mr. B chiming in on "parkour" .

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[vad1]

http://longisland.************/WomenSeekMen/here-is-your-dog-today-wilh-much-milk/85813681

Daddy today your bitch has much milk camehelo me with this☎️☎️347/318-5521
Poster's age: 25

• Location: Long Island, Manhattan, Queens

• Post ID: 85813681 longisland

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"Don't understand ALL that you're saying here, but nice cartons. Better than the ones at Target. On sale?"

 

[vad1]

'Too much cummmmmm on keyyyyboooaarrdd' itis
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http://longisland.************/Fema...ss-beforee-i-useee-my-lipssss-on-itt/91518369

immm UnWrappinggg All Lollipoppssss Beforee i Useee My Lipssss On itt - 26

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[vad1]

'There is a jujucares here. He da dawg?'
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http://longisland.************/WomenSeekMen/jauuuuu-jauuuu-you-dog-ready/86397093

Jauuuuu jauuuu You dog ready - 25

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[Li631]

Always partial to them striper girls
At least you know you are getting a fish... just hope its not a dead one
http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=Striper

 

[vad1]

Always partial to them striper girls
At least you know you are getting a fish... just hope its not a dead one
http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=Striper

Man, LI!

I'm never going to be able to look at Nemo the same way any more!

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[Banacek]

Always partial to them striper girls
At least you know you are getting a fish... just hope its not a dead one
http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=Striper

Maybe you're interpreting the ad wrong. Could be that they dress like this:

 

[vad1]

Maybe you're interpreting the ad wrong. Could be that they dress like this:

That would be the day!

Btw, nice selfie, B!

(I do remember how you "outed" yourself, lol!)

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[genius]

Always partial to them striper girls
At least you know you are getting a fish... just hope its not a dead one
http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=Striper

Or even worse, when you stick your nose "down there" smells like one.

 

[vad1]

Or even worse, when you stick your nose "down there" smells like one.

To quote one of our 'hall of fame' posters of yore:

'Vomitvomitvomit'

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