What a way to go!

#1
I'm not making this up. This story is on ABCNews.com. Any takers?

German Playboy Offers Cash to Any Woman Who Can Kill Him — With Sex

B E R L I N, Germany, Dec. 2 — A Berlin property tycoon, former nightclub owner, and all-purpose celebrity, says he is offering $125,000 to any woman, from anywhere in the world, who can kill him with sex. "My real desire is to die on a lady, while making love," he said. "A lawyer has my will, and in my will I have $125,000 for this lady." He is known by many as the "Hugh Hefner" of Germany. He doesn't publish a magazine, but he is a wealthy playboy. He's also of a certain generation, 72 years of age, and of a certain philosophy, not necessarily shared by his hero in a Los Angeles mansion, that would not even get him past the parking lot in a major corporation. But that doesn't seen to bother him in the slightest.
 
#2
This is a good idea. I'll get 250,000 in life insurance, stipulate the woman that kills me with sex to be the benefactor of 100g.

Put out the ad. I'd really like them to try, but I'm only in my early 30's.
 
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