Welcome to the new Selling "It" Forum on UG

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As consumers, even in this hobby, we’re subjected to all sorts of selling techniques. Welcome to Selling “It”, the Utopia Guide forum where we discuss how the hobby is marketed.

Why should you care? Since selling the oldest profession has moved online, all sorts of new techniques (and many old ones) have been developed and employed to capture your attention, not to mention your dollar. Recognizing these techniques makes you a better consumer. Sharing what you know educates the rest of us.

So join in this discussion. Tell us what captures your attention and why. What works, what doesn’t. What you find the most annoying. And the most entertaining.

This is also a forum for providers to share their selling secrets (if they dare). Everything from what types of posts generate the greatest response rates to what kinds of photos get their clients to stand at attention.

From Craigs List to Eros to unsolicited e m a i l spam to independent Web sites, and more, pimps providers and LE are trying to snare you. Let’s try to stay ahead of the curve. Who knows, maybe we’ll invent a few techniques of our own?
 
#2
Viagra Spam Grrrrr

Who would have thought some of the cleverest metaphors would have come from Spam emails?

1. Tiny dicks need medical treatment!
2. Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well!
3. Enormous monster phallus is every woman's dream!
4. All that really matters for a hot woman, is the size of your dick!
5. How to feed your trouser snake to boost its growth?
6. Turn your wee wee into real monster!
7. Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python!
8. Bigger penis won't be on TV but in your shorts!
9. Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!
10. If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war.
 
#4
Spelling errors.....sometimes I just don't get them. Every now and again I think they are done intentionaly, with the idea being to throw LE off. Having met "a few" providers in my time leaves me thinking I might be giving some too much credit in terms of creativity and not enough for just being simply that ignorant. (~Steps off the grammar Nazi soap box~)
 
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