Vegas Amps

Onehornyguy · May 15, 2007

Near as i can tell- ive tried 20 or more- they are all staffed with 40 y.o. Plus hags offering bad massage and HJ- very lame.

{Note from UG Staff: We are quite certain that actually writing some reviews of at least a few specific one's - and even all of them - would be of both more use and more entertainment}

Barnabus · May 15, 2007

you forgot the upsell

Onehornyguy said:

and upselling for very little more.

Last time I went, I took the massage, tiped the girl and LEFT.
Leaving for me was the 'happier ending'

Barnabas

Onehornyguy · May 16, 2007

{Note from UG Staff: We are quite certain that actually writing some reviews of at least a few specific one's - and even all of them - would be of both more use and more entertainment}[/QUOTE]

Beleive me if one was any different from the rest, id do a review. I visited every one on Sahara, Paradise and most on Spring Mtn Rd. I saw no one under 40 anywhere and no one who was the least bit hot- 95% are overwieght though not huge.

It's 50 for 1/2 hour and they all want 50 more for a HJ. I stayed at 5/6 places and turned every $50 HJ down. It's obvious this is the MO of all AMPS in Vegas.Im not a rookie- Im reveiwing the whole town-All UG'rs Stay away-try something else or wait til you get back home.

PS- at least there is a Vegas thread now-More than when i got here!

Barnabus · May 16, 2007

I gotta agree

For all my traveling, and mongering the LEAST amount of action for the MOST amount of money was in Vegas, I been with three girls, and have three horror stories to tell...

barnabas

scoochamenz1 · May 16, 2007

so, were these the ones listed in the citylife weekly paper or did you fin them on your own? there are a few in henderson, near where i live that i might give a shot, but if it's all like this, i don't see the point. then again, for 55 plus a small tip, i can close my eyes and pretend, as opposed to shelling out 400 or so and wanting to kill myself afterwards. lol.

Onehornyguy · May 17, 2007

I did not go to Henderson. Perhaps the change in jurisdiction will help.

I started with Citylife and went out Sahara to Decatur (from the strip) left on Oakey to Fantasy. 2 ladies one Viet and one chinese, both mid forties minimum and a long way from hot. On the way out on Sahara, i noticed all the other places-at least 12-15 of them and soon i stopped at every one. Laideis all the same 40+ and in no way hot.

One i stayed at on the other siide of the Strip on Sahara was Li Ren as i had the coupon and WTF maybe a good massage. The massage was lame, the upsell for $50 and i was outta there. Another i stayed at was at Paradise and Sahara in the McDonalds shopping center- There are at least 2 in there, i think three. I stayed at the biggest one with the biggest lighted sign. Same story as every other one. I tried for A BJ, got offered the HJ and got dressed. I gave her $15 and she asked for $20 and i told her No.

I can rememebr staying at three more places including a "foot masssage" place where that is all i got and all i was offered.

I guess with all the tourists, they can stay in business and not offer anything of worth.

scoochamenz1 · May 17, 2007

thanks for the info

conyc · May 25, 2007

I'm heading back there in a couple of weeks and it's just sad that you can't get a decent massage in Vegas aside from the legit hotel spa massages.

The only place I remotely visit from time to time is on Spring Mtn Rd, a couple of blocks east of the strip, on the north side of the street next to a Tony Roma's pizza. It's one of the skankiest dives I've ever been to, but at least for $80 total you get bbbjtc. Then again not sure what else you'll pick up there.

If someone ran a great AMP set up in Vegas, they'd make a killing.

dumpy · Jun 22, 2007

Henderson AMP

Been to an AMP in Henderson near the Sunset Station. It's listed in the Weekly, behind the Gold Rush. It's a strip mall location. They apparently have a sister location at Stephanie and Horizon Ridge (Starbucks plaza), but I've never been there.

It's been a while, so my memory is a bit hazy. I may go again this weekend and I'll update if I do. Basically it's $70 for the hour, I think. Saw the same girl twice. Forget the name, but she's reasonably good looking. Mid to late 30's. I'd rate her a 6 or so in looks.

First time, Pretty good massage, then the light touch and teasing. Ask what I want and I make the motion for Frankie or Billy. Very pricey, but both are available (YMMV) started with CBJ ($100) and it wasn't working very well so I upgraded to FS (she wanted $200 and I bargained it down to $150). Still way too much, but at least it was offered. Anyway, I wrapped it up and went for about 10 minutes mish until I popped.

Went back about 2 weeks later just for HR and it was much more enjoyable, relaxing and less expensive (I think I gave her $50). Very good HR skills, made it last a while, teasing, etc. All in all, I'd stick to HR here and if I want to get laid I'll call and outcall girl or something.