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Slinky Bender

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#21
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The real "King of NY" wouldn't cut and run like that. You knnow what a real top flight promoter does? I'll give you an example: one of the best, if not the best, had an event a couple of years ago on a cold rainy night, and at teh last minute the venue backed out on him. So he sat outside in teh cold and rain, and personally took responsibility and met every guy who showed up and appologised and offered him free admission to his next party as compensation.

Needless to say, his next part was a HUGE success and help push him to the top of the NY scene.

What I tell everyone in this business is this: in all businesses, there are screwup. Don't try to hide them or sweep them under the rug or deny them. Sincce all business have screwups, the difference between a good business and a not-so-good one isn't whether they ever screw up or not. It's how they handle themselves after a screw up that gets people's attentions. It doesn't sound like Hannibal is ready to be a major player yet.
 
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Damn!!!

slinkybender said:
The real "King of NY" wouldn't cut and run like that. You knnow what a real top flight promoter does? I'll give you an example: one of the best, if not the best, had an event a couple of years ago on a cold rainy night, and at teh last minute the venue backed out on him. So he sat outside in teh cold and rain, and personally took responsibility and met every guy who showed up and appologised and offered him free admission to his next party as compensation.

Needless to say, his next part was a HUGE success and help push him to the top of the NY scene.

What I tell everyone in this business is this: in all businesses, there are screwup. Don't try to hide them or sweep them under the rug or deny them. Sincce all business have screwups, the difference between a good business and a not-so-good one isn't whether they ever screw up or not. It's how they handle themselves after a screw up that gets people's attentions. It doesn't sound like Hannibal is ready to be a major player yet.
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You hit it right on the button. SAY NO MORE!!! Now KONY's event you're talk'n about, I don't remember that one.
 
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Who do you know?

liclub said:
How do you find out how to attend one of the parties? I am from nassau and havent had much luck out here
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If you know somebody in the underground, you won't have a problem gett'n the hook ups.
 
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Dunce Hat!!!

Fellas,

Somebody asked me the dummest question at the KONY's party Saturday night.

Him: "Is there an ATM in here"?

Me: "No there isn't. They're no ATM's in a house".

Me: "DUH"!!!

But of course, I didn't say that. I just said, "No".

I wonder which dancer put a can of WHOOP ASS on him.
 
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Penthouse Party.

Fellas,

Last week, I was at Patra's Penthouse Bash where porn stars Cherokee, Jasmine Cashmere, and Beauty were present. I got there a little after 11pm; noth'n was happen'n. While I was tak'n a tour of the place, I noticed it was more space outside than it was inside. Since it rained earlier in the day, it was a little too cool to be outside. I enjoyed the breeze, and so did the smokers. Out of nowhere, the NYPD showed up about a 30 minutes later, but no big deal. The stars of the show gave lap dances, even naked ones if it was requested. There was one girl-girl show which was pretty good. While the party was com'n to an end, an unknown dancer got punched in the mouth. All I saw was her argu'n with a male, then the punch comes out of nowhere, she falls to the ground, and her purse tumbles down the steps. Patra & her staff quickly went upstairs to investigate the incident. 5 minutes later, they escorted him out. The way she was cry'n, I thought he knocked out a tooth, or broke her jaw. Fuortunately, she went home only with a swollen jaw. Luckily for the guy the party was downtown in a penthouse; if it was in the ghetto, he would've caught a MAAAD BEATDOWN.

I know I'm a week late with this story, but I was too busy do'n other things.

BUSINESS FIRST!!!
:)
 
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Damn It!!!

slinkybender said:
I heard it was a real "underground" event.
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My problem with Rambo lately is everytime I go to his parties, it's not all that good. The day I don't go just happens to be a slamm'n party. He's not consistent like he used to be. I just wanted to see the so called new talent he was talk'n about. Sometimes he can overexaggerate things.
 
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Rambo Review.

SOMEBODY'S REVIEW PASSED ON TO 411

This is my very first review of one of Rambo's Basement Party. It was an experience to say the least.

1. Not the easiest place to find: Even with the directions, it took a while to locate it. Spent a few minutes wandering around the lobby, much to the displeasure of the local drug dealers. Finally, one of the dealers pointed me back out of the building and to a side door leading to the basement.

2. Death by fire: Nice size basement with multiple rooms. However, my number one concern after entering: What happens if there's a fire down here? It looked like they had every single outlet plugged with various lights, wires & stereo equipment. It looked like a fire hazard just waiting to happen. Unfortunately, it looked like they only had one entrance which would have resulted in chaos if everyone rushed the door at the same time. My fears were heightened when I went to leave and saw that not only did he have the outside entranced closed off with these huge elephant chains, he has had it padlocked!!!! (So even if you made it out of the room, you would still be stuck in the basement).

3. Time to arrive: I would suggest to anyone who's going to attend one of his functions to arrive no earlier than 3AM. I screwed up by getting there at 12:30AM, and it was dead. There were 2 fat girls walking around and like 7 guys in the basement. I stayed until about 3AM. By then, there were about 9 girls.

4. Quality of women: Umm, how can I put this nicely? Lets just say.....Out of the 9 girls there, 8 out of them benefitted GREATLY by the low light levels!!! No Spanish or White girls in attendance, mostly plus sized sistas. I sat around for about 2 and a half hours laughing and saying to myself, "I cant believe I actually spent money to get in here"! I stayed that long hoping that it would make a dramatic improvement. However, I finally realised that my time was worth more than $20, and I broke out!
 
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Well, it certainly is somewhat weird! When I went there were about 5 girls that I wouldn't hesitate to call pretty. Of those 5, two had amazing bodies, and 1 of those an amazing face. She also gave me the best walldance I've ever had, hands...on...!~)

btw, if anyone knows anything about this chick "keya" then let me know.

I agree that there were some pretty darn average women there, and big. They also didn't get into it on any level, sexual or financially, so to speak.

I'm not sure if the basement was the same. Was the bathroom across (go out and across)? The one I was in was small enough that a fire probably wouldn't have caused much problem. It's a small space with only one exit, but there's only concrete in there - not much to burn... except people...

I arrived at 1-1:30 and there were few guys but about a 1:1 ratio. not too bad.

Anyways, I probably won't ever go again. At least not to that location. Maybe in midtown though...

But that "keya"... mmmmm.....
 
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Hannibal: KING OF NEW YORK..........NOT!!!

Fellas,

Hannibal's the KING alright..........THE KING OF WHACK ASS PARTIES!!! He's got a long way to go before he calls himself the KING. We all know who the real KONY is. His last party was so terrible, I'm surprised I'm writ'n about this.

1: The donation was $25.

2: There were only 3 stools, no chairs or tables.

3: The stage was a pool table (which I advised them to use instaed of putt'n a plastic bag on the floor).

4: The spot was a small ass hole in a wall. In the future, if the location is at the RED DOOR, he's giv'n you the red light not to waste $25.

5: The dancers were paper bags chicks (until I made a couple of calls).

6: It was HOT AS HELL. I almost turned into Nelly.

Last: He almost kicked me out because I looked suspicious, and wasn't spend'n $$$$$ on the chicks. My main purpose was to get numbers if I saw a good look'n chick.

CAN YOU BELEIVE THAT SHIT!!! After what I did, this is the thanks I get? He asked me for ID, what my occupation was, and how did I know about his party. DAMN!!! He has my ******, cell number, we spoke several times, I even told him that the party he buddied up with Miss. Jamaica got raided. Also, I told him I was do'n a VIP when the cops came knock'n. He still didn't remember me. He finally let me stay after the chicks I invited vouched for me. He apologized and we spoke for a little bit. I told him in a professional manner that he wasn't the KONY. He agreed, then claimed to be the 2nd KONY. WHATEVER!!! I know the promoters, I know who's 2, 3, 4, 5, etc. After what I went through that night, it'll be a loooooooooong time before I go to one of his parties again.
 
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Miss. Jamaica got played!!!

Fellas,

A couple of weeks ago, a friend of mine went to Miss. Jamaica's party somewhere in Queens. When he got there, he saw people standing around as if sombody had just died. Come to find out that the person that she booked the spot with was not the owner. No reschedule date has been set. Miss. Jamaica got caught with her pants down. She'll do some serious background checking the next time. A VALUABLE LESSON LEARNED!!!
 
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Asscon Wednesdays Is Back!!!

This time around, it's not Big D, nor JVJ callin' the shots. I'm talkin' G SMOOTH STYLE!!! ;-) These past 2 Wednesdays, I HAD A BALLL!!! :) Can't complain. G Smooth's not the founder of ASSCON, but his last 2 parties brought me back to those days. Oh yeah, I can't forget about Brian C's parties in Harlem back in 2001. I'm gonna leave it on that note. ;-)
 
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