Shit Happens!!!
Underground Heads,
May 6th was just not Hannibal's day. He tried to have a male strip party, then follow with a female party at 1am. Things didn't turn out the way he did. He had the male party, but that's about it. 2 friends of mine who got there before me told me not a damn thing was was happen'n. I called Hannibal several times, but all I got was his voic*****. I GOTTA BLAST YOU ON THIS ONE HANNIBAL: IF YOU'RE RUNNING A BUSINESS, YOU CAN'T IGNORE YOUR CLIENTELE WHEN THEY'RE CALL'N YOU!!! By the time I got there, not a soul was there. Not the club owner, not Hannibal, no fellas, no chicks, NOBODY!!!
It's a good thing we spoke the next day because this report would've been real ugly. Hannibal explained to me everything what happened. His plan was to have the fellas come after the male show to keep the night go'n, but it fell apart. The fellas show'd up, but left after they saw the male strippers. Some chicks show'd up, but they lost their patience and left. Since there was no fellas, no chicks, Hannibal got frustrated and left. I WISH HE WOULD'VE CALLED ME!!! Hannibal's now look'n for a new spot for his next party. He told me he'll text his clientele and apologize for that night. I'm forgiv'n him bacause everybody has a SHITTY DAY. Besides gett'n raided, what can be worse than that?