That fucking bunyon...
Yeah, there hasn't been a lot of posting lately by me or bunyon, but that's not for lack of going out. Two jobs, two girlfriends, two dogs and there isn't that much time to post. When I "play", I will go down the block on Jamaica Avenue to the "bailerina" bars over there. I have two places I go to where I don't participate in p4p. Then there is this one place where you get propositioned right from the 2nd drink. But that's another story all together. I wish I wasn't so worried about my reputation back in the day on Roosevelt. There were p4p in those places, I just didn't want to look like a "john" and the thrill of NP4P beats p4p EVERY SINGLE TIME.
So, bunyon calls me last night at 7 PM. And he starts telling me that he set up a double date for he and I for last night. As has been well addressed here and in LFB, I was always the one to procure the women. Bunyon is not ashamed to admit that he got a lot of collateral Latina friends because of my involvement with a girl. THe one or two times he tried to "hook me up" failed miserably. But that was old bunyon. You guys remember the "old" bunyon, right? The guy that loved dark skinned 40-50 year old fat and sloppy Latina grandmas. (Guys - literally grandmothers - no joke.) This was end of 2005, most of 2006. And then, after 15 months or so of my tutelage , he started going for younger women. Younger Latinas. Heck, we hit 30% of our targets, but striking out that 70% of the time was absolutely not cost effective. But, yeah, he and I were banging some hot ass on the Roosevelt scene.
But Roosevelt lost it's effectiveness. We regrouped and rediscovered somethings and decide to be a bit more discrete. Heck, I have a two beer maximum when I go out. Stick and move. And it's been good.
But back to bunyon. Well, he calls me up last night about this girl he met at a Patterson strip club last year. Smoking hot, maybe 30 years old. Lost contact with her, but she called him out of the blue last week looking to meet up. Looking to go out. Well, I have been SWAMPED with work this month. I have little or no time and I wanted to get some work done this morning (I wake up at 6 AM every day) so I could see gf #1 this afternoon.
But bunyon calls and tells me to be ready by 11:30, he is coming to my house with a real hot Dominican girl and her sister!!!! It should be a fun time.
Anyway, 11:30 to bunyon means 1:15, 1:30 to everyone else. So I manscaped, prepared, went to sleep around 10 for a little nap. I mean, two Dominican girls with big tits and ready to party were coming over. What could go wrong.? I mean, bunyon had not gone grandma in a long time. Hell, I think DaveNJ saw me leave with a 50 year old once at the old afterhours spot AFTER years of me ripping bunyon in this space for doing just that.
Well, bunyon and I have it set up. I told him I'd use his judgement ; he knows my taste. He knows what I will and won't fuck. We settle on a "6". (I know a "5" is more likely, but I'd still fuck a "5", I just had to tell bunyon that nothing less than a "6" was acceptable knowing his standards.)
So the dogs start barking at 1:20! It is bunyon, he delievered. The girls are in the car and he is at the door. He tells me that my girl is OK. Big huge tits. But he is "doing her". So, I jump in the shower and he gets the girls out of his truck. And I am showering and I am saying, OK, a fun "go-er" Dominican. Fuck the paperwork tomorrow. I will be late, but I am getting laid tonight by a NEW girl. Another notch on the belt!
And I hear the girls in the living room. I hear bunyon and his corny jokes. And the girls are coo-ing over my dogs. And here it is. I dress inthe bathroom; I come out. And there is definitely a "5" on my couch. This girl is about 40 years old. Brown skinned Dominican woman. Yeah, going out for drinks with her and having a good time, yeah, OK, I'll do it. Sure. Not my first choice. Not my third choice, but as a wingman, it could be worse.
Wait, what was that last sentence? "...but as a wingman, it could be worse. And it certainly was for yours truly. Seated next to this woman was what I originally mistook for a gorilla. I mean, guys, this was beastly. I absolutely HATE writing something bad about her appearance. But she was not a "6" as bunyon and I agreed to. I doubt she was aNEGATIVE 6 on anyone's rating scale.
I begged off. Let bunyon take the both of them out. I was not annoyed until I woke up at 9 AM and realized I'd never get my paper work finished on time. Man, what a disappointment.