Twin Flowers Spa, 1 Bay Ave, Patchogue (631) 416-6699
http://longisland.************/Body...s-flowers-spa-asian-amazing-touch-22/33357679
Communication: Painful; Called to get address, was told “ be kay won so to may, OK?” WTF? She said it three more times. Does anyone else there speak English? Again she said it three more times. “English!!” the phone went silent for a while when another woman got on and said “won bay, OK?” I assumed she meant 1 Bay Ave, in Patchogue.
Location: 1 Bay Ave. right on the corner of Montauk Hwy, Same building as “Ink Tattoo” next to 7-11 parking lot, which is where I parked. On the west side of the building, , near the rear, is a exposed mirrored door with the standard issue white doorbell and the words “1 Bay Ave” printed on the door. Rang bell and was buzzed in, proceeded up the stairs to the second floor. Walked into a large open area with 3 rooms on the left with sheets for doors, and 1 more room on the right next to what appeared to be a washroom. Walls were white and bare, no decorations or furniture. All the rooms seemed quite large.
How It went down: 11:15am Was greeted by Shelly (I think) an attractive 43ish skinny A-cup woman who had no idea what I was asking her “how much for half hour?” and she would answer “OK”. No matter what I said “Do you understand anything I say?” she would just answer “OK”. At that moment Lela a 38ish skinny semi-attractive (round face) C-cup (really nice) came in from behind a sheet, “40 half 50 hour, ok?!” and led me into a room on the left. I gave her 50 for the hour and stripped down and laid on the table. She brought back my $10 change and started a very lame massage. I mean just terrible, stayed in one spot on lower back for 5 minutes, just rubbing with her hands. I tried to touch her nice ass and she reared back and said ”no touchy”, so I flipped myself over and grabbed my cock, she said “ok” and oiled me up. Now while she is giving me a uninspiring HJ, I attempt to touch (OTC) her breasts and again she rears back (like I’m touching her with a red hot poker) and says “no touchy!”. I attempt to touch her hand to slow her down (jack hammering) and again “no touchy, no touchy, no touchy!” . So, now I’m laying there with my arms crossed just staring at the ceiling looking very frustrated for about 30 minutes when she calls in Shelly. “4 hand better OK?” “whatever” I said, and attempted to touch Shelly’s A-cup and got the “no touchy, no touchy, no, touchy!”. Now I’m hearing this in stereo from both women. It took almost an hour to blow my load (Shelly had better HJ skills). Cleaned me up with hot towel, cup of water and got dressed and gave them the $10 bill and said split this. They looked shocked and very upset with the tip I gave them and said “No OK”. So I turned around and said very slowly “No touchy, no tippy!” and left.
Conclusion: Nonexistent massage, Lame HJ, No touchy! Total: $60 with $10 tip. Will not repeat!
http://longisland.************/Body...s-flowers-spa-asian-amazing-touch-22/33357679
Communication: Painful; Called to get address, was told “ be kay won so to may, OK?” WTF? She said it three more times. Does anyone else there speak English? Again she said it three more times. “English!!” the phone went silent for a while when another woman got on and said “won bay, OK?” I assumed she meant 1 Bay Ave, in Patchogue.
Location: 1 Bay Ave. right on the corner of Montauk Hwy, Same building as “Ink Tattoo” next to 7-11 parking lot, which is where I parked. On the west side of the building, , near the rear, is a exposed mirrored door with the standard issue white doorbell and the words “1 Bay Ave” printed on the door. Rang bell and was buzzed in, proceeded up the stairs to the second floor. Walked into a large open area with 3 rooms on the left with sheets for doors, and 1 more room on the right next to what appeared to be a washroom. Walls were white and bare, no decorations or furniture. All the rooms seemed quite large.
How It went down: 11:15am Was greeted by Shelly (I think) an attractive 43ish skinny A-cup woman who had no idea what I was asking her “how much for half hour?” and she would answer “OK”. No matter what I said “Do you understand anything I say?” she would just answer “OK”. At that moment Lela a 38ish skinny semi-attractive (round face) C-cup (really nice) came in from behind a sheet, “40 half 50 hour, ok?!” and led me into a room on the left. I gave her 50 for the hour and stripped down and laid on the table. She brought back my $10 change and started a very lame massage. I mean just terrible, stayed in one spot on lower back for 5 minutes, just rubbing with her hands. I tried to touch her nice ass and she reared back and said ”no touchy”, so I flipped myself over and grabbed my cock, she said “ok” and oiled me up. Now while she is giving me a uninspiring HJ, I attempt to touch (OTC) her breasts and again she rears back (like I’m touching her with a red hot poker) and says “no touchy!”. I attempt to touch her hand to slow her down (jack hammering) and again “no touchy, no touchy, no touchy!” . So, now I’m laying there with my arms crossed just staring at the ceiling looking very frustrated for about 30 minutes when she calls in Shelly. “4 hand better OK?” “whatever” I said, and attempted to touch Shelly’s A-cup and got the “no touchy, no touchy, no, touchy!”. Now I’m hearing this in stereo from both women. It took almost an hour to blow my load (Shelly had better HJ skills). Cleaned me up with hot towel, cup of water and got dressed and gave them the $10 bill and said split this. They looked shocked and very upset with the tip I gave them and said “No OK”. So I turned around and said very slowly “No touchy, no tippy!” and left.
Conclusion: Nonexistent massage, Lame HJ, No touchy! Total: $60 with $10 tip. Will not repeat!
