Avoid at all costs! I don't when I will learn to trust my instincts, but until them I will continue to have horrendous experiences like this.
Saw the BP ad for "friendly sweet asian" at a medford incall location, which from past experience I guessed would be the motel over by the post office. I gave a call and my suspicions were confirmed. Was quoted $130 for the half, which was not ideal but location was very convenient and I had seen a sweet little asian MILF there many months ago so I figured what the hell, I'll give it a try even though the chick on the phone didn't sound all that friendly. First instance where I should have listened to my intuition and come with what the big head was saying, but nooooooooo, off I go.
Call from the parking lot and get the room number. Chick is middle aged (30's - 40's) which is what I expected and I don't really mind. She's not terrifically cute and big head says, "bail" but little head says, "she'll make it up with enthusiasm!".
Little head could not have been more wrong. Looking at tv the whole time. Tried some DATY, but as soon as she started enjoying it se says "ok, enough" and wipes herself down with baby wipes. Tried a CBJ, but all speed and no technique. Figured ok, I'll just pound away on her, bust a nut, and get out of here, but even that was not going to work out. She was such a dead fish I had trouble even staying hard. I told her to just play with herself while I watch and jerk it in an attempt to at least salvage something out of this fiasco. By focusing on her pussy only (which was actually quite nice) and not looking at her bored face while she watched tv I was able to nut.
The only enjoyable part of the whole thing was the was she freaked out when I jizzed all over her. I figured her for a germaphobe and was right. While she was not paying attention I launched baby batter all over her. She popped up off the bed like she'd been scalded. Gave me a wad of TP as big as my head and started scrubbing herself with baby wipes before heading off to the bathroom to frantically try to clean up with a washcloth. That, at least, put a smile on my face. I walked out unsatisfied, but chuckling.
Here's the ad. Like I said avoid at all costs. I would have had more fun staying home and lighting fire to my money to watch it burn.
http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/friendly-sweet-asian-100-good-service-24/21856456
Saw the BP ad for "friendly sweet asian" at a medford incall location, which from past experience I guessed would be the motel over by the post office. I gave a call and my suspicions were confirmed. Was quoted $130 for the half, which was not ideal but location was very convenient and I had seen a sweet little asian MILF there many months ago so I figured what the hell, I'll give it a try even though the chick on the phone didn't sound all that friendly. First instance where I should have listened to my intuition and come with what the big head was saying, but nooooooooo, off I go.
Call from the parking lot and get the room number. Chick is middle aged (30's - 40's) which is what I expected and I don't really mind. She's not terrifically cute and big head says, "bail" but little head says, "she'll make it up with enthusiasm!".
Little head could not have been more wrong. Looking at tv the whole time. Tried some DATY, but as soon as she started enjoying it se says "ok, enough" and wipes herself down with baby wipes. Tried a CBJ, but all speed and no technique. Figured ok, I'll just pound away on her, bust a nut, and get out of here, but even that was not going to work out. She was such a dead fish I had trouble even staying hard. I told her to just play with herself while I watch and jerk it in an attempt to at least salvage something out of this fiasco. By focusing on her pussy only (which was actually quite nice) and not looking at her bored face while she watched tv I was able to nut.
The only enjoyable part of the whole thing was the was she freaked out when I jizzed all over her. I figured her for a germaphobe and was right. While she was not paying attention I launched baby batter all over her. She popped up off the bed like she'd been scalded. Gave me a wad of TP as big as my head and started scrubbing herself with baby wipes before heading off to the bathroom to frantically try to clean up with a washcloth. That, at least, put a smile on my face. I walked out unsatisfied, but chuckling.
Here's the ad. Like I said avoid at all costs. I would have had more fun staying home and lighting fire to my money to watch it burn.
http://longisland.************/FemaleEscorts/friendly-sweet-asian-100-good-service-24/21856456
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