A friend of mine was talking about #TBT (Throwback Thursday) making the rounds on SM. Monger me thought about adding the "IT", making it more relevant for us folks.
I realized that me being a butt man started when I was about 4 or 5 years old. I was probably 2 feet nothing, surrounded by females: aunts, sisters, their friends, etc.
The butt must have been at my eye level. I recall punching and pinching whichever orb was near me. I could hear the giggles, laughter and screams with the invariable "how cute!!" (I was, I looked at my pics from way back).
Soon the women folk around me were walking around, covering their butts with their hands, or walking backwards. "Watch out for little mister fast hands" they'd say. This made me proud and happy and I didnt need much encouragement after that.
Flash forward, here I am. Never ceased to be a butt man. I mean, I could appreciate a cute smile, pretty hair, nice boobs, sure. But the butt: that was the clincher. It had to be a certain way, a certain shape, heft, curve.
Even here on UG, butt shape gets the short end of the stick, description wise. I mean, what, precisely, is a "Latina ass" or "AMP ass" or "Phat ass" as in PAWG? Of course, we kinda know, but are we ok with "kinda" knowing?
Boobs, on the other hand, have a better deal. We KNOW what 32B vs 36DD means.
Butt lovers, chime in please!
V
I realized that me being a butt man started when I was about 4 or 5 years old. I was probably 2 feet nothing, surrounded by females: aunts, sisters, their friends, etc.
The butt must have been at my eye level. I recall punching and pinching whichever orb was near me. I could hear the giggles, laughter and screams with the invariable "how cute!!" (I was, I looked at my pics from way back).
Soon the women folk around me were walking around, covering their butts with their hands, or walking backwards. "Watch out for little mister fast hands" they'd say. This made me proud and happy and I didnt need much encouragement after that.
Flash forward, here I am. Never ceased to be a butt man. I mean, I could appreciate a cute smile, pretty hair, nice boobs, sure. But the butt: that was the clincher. It had to be a certain way, a certain shape, heft, curve.
Even here on UG, butt shape gets the short end of the stick, description wise. I mean, what, precisely, is a "Latina ass" or "AMP ass" or "Phat ass" as in PAWG? Of course, we kinda know, but are we ok with "kinda" knowing?
Boobs, on the other hand, have a better deal. We KNOW what 32B vs 36DD means.
Butt lovers, chime in please!
V