The Iraqi Document

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

I was able to read an advance copy of Iraq's summary of the WMD submission to the UN.

On page 10,879, it says and I quote:

"There is absolutely no evidence that Spanky ever wore a diaper during a date with any escort"

This should clear it up for everybody, huh?

 

[Phantom]

I wanna see a copy of that document myself.

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by Phantom
I wanna see a copy of that document myself.

Your name wasn't mentioned

 

[Ozzy]

Clears it up for me....


But does that mean Chuckies finest lied?

 

[Phantom]

Originally posted by One Eyed Trouser Trout


Your name wasn't mentioned

Whew, thank god

 

[Phantom]

I hear that Chuckie's finest are going to be charactor witnesses at his trial. The upright, model citizens that they are.

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by Ozzy
Clears it up for me....


But does that mean Chuckies finest lied?

Well, duh........

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by Phantom
I hear that Chuckie's finest are going to be charactor witnesses at his trial. The upright, model citizens that they are.

You mean some of the Top Ten prostitutes in America are going to provide character witness to say his site had nothing to do with prostitution?

Ain't that an oxymoron?

 

[Ozzy]

Originally posted by Phantom
I hear that Chuckie's finest are going to be charactor witnesses at his trial. The upright, model citizens that they are.

Prosecutor: Shauna, is it true that you provided bare back full service to one Chuckie (big dog) in exchange for a high rating on his top 100 list?

Shauna: [leaning forward and whispering to the prosecutor] I told you already...... Just you, the judge, jury and my gynecologist.

 

[pswope]

Sorry Oett

Can't trust them raqui's. I suugest we appoint an indepedent fact finding team to scour your life for evidence of diapers.



(btw-when the team did a search of Shaunas Lguyland abode,they found shredded styrofoam cups)

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Re: Sorry Oett

Originally posted by pswope
Can't trust them raqui's. I suugest we appoint an indepedent fact finding team to scour your life for evidence of diapers.

Submit your list of nominees to the legal firm handling my appeal:

Dewey Phuqem and Howe