The Hard Times of a Gay Major Leauger

[DickTheLawyer]

Well true confessions time. I guess my bare chested pose in the paper was the last straw. Now, it takes me three hops to throw the ball to first base. Those homophobes at Stankee Stadium make me so mad! Please tell them to stop.

Alex.

 

[Mr. Wet Wooly]

Right about now the Rod is giving Bobby A. a welcome-to-the-squad blowjob in the locker room shower. Loosens him up for BP.

 

[SlickWilly]

So what is it that you guys really hate about A-Rod? Is it that he doesn't get as many clutch hits as Ortiz or that you'd have to work about 250 lifetimes for what he will make during his contract?

 

[Mr. Wet Wooly]

So what is it that you guys really hate about A-Rod? Is it that he doesn't get as many clutch hits as Ortiz or that you'd have to work about 250 lifetimes for what he will make during his contract?

The former.

I don't hate him, but he could improve a little in the clutch hitting and defense departments.

 

[Mr. User Name]

I don't hate him, but he could improve a little in the crotch hitting and defense departments.

Well said, my good man.

 

[scoochamenz1]

So what is it that you guys really hate about A-Rod? Is it that he doesn't get as many clutch hits as Ortiz or that you'd have to work about 250 lifetimes for what he will make during his contract?

i'd have to work 250 lifetimes to make what he makes in a year.