The good, the bad and the ugly or in other words, car dates
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Repeat 3 times and write in bold font on a 3X5 card that you keep clipped to you sun visor:
Genius's Rule:
Only commit one crime at a time.
BTW. I have friends how were given the " stay here for 4 hours and I will be back to check" command by a cop who was doing them a favor to sober up instead of locking them up. However this never happens at sobriety check point — you get cuffed and your car towed.
Ps. In every case they all stayed the 4 hours (cop had copy of their ID) and the cops never showed up to check.
Genius's Rule:
Only commit one crime at a time.
BTW. I have friends how were given the " stay here for 4 hours and I will be back to check" command by a cop who was doing them a favor to sober up instead of locking them up. However this never happens at sobriety check point — you get cuffed and your car towed.
Ps. In every case they all stayed the 4 hours (cop had copy of their ID) and the cops never showed up to check.
Since joining SA 3 years ago, I’ve had almost exclusively car dates. Just a quick BBBJ CIM/swallow almost every time. About 4/week. I was driving a BMW Z3 a few years back, picked up a hot, thin blonde at a 7-11 when she saw my car and we went for a ride. It started to pour, I’m talking deluge storm that you couldn’t even see to drive. We ended up pulled over and she fucked me CG in the passenger seat of a minuscule Z3!!!
Since then I drive a GMC Yukon XL, tinted all around and the back is like a limo. Middle seats fold forward and there is enough room in 3rd row to do anything. Girls go crazy when they see how much room.
I always park at the far end of big lots like Home Depot or a supermarket, Walmart,etc where there are scattered cars, usually from employees who want them far away so doors don’t get dinged by customers. They are in store for 4 hrs at a time so no one comes near my truck.
Parking garages are good too. Just park among the other cars. Stay off room of
garage. Hospital parking lots are good too. Got a bj in a drive through car wash once. All the water is sexy!!
Last Thursday’s snow storm was great!!!
And rainy data are the best. Sky is dark, and no one wantsbto
Loiter in parking lots. All runningbto their cars.
When I ask to meet someone, it’s usually at a Starbucks, and I ask, “if the chemistry is good, we could start our arrangement right away”. If they agree, almost always do, I never make it into Starbucks. They approach my truck, they hop in and we go parking at some parking lot I scoped our prior to the meeting!!
I have to go to Tampa Sunday morning returning Monday night, last minute business. Despite short notice, searching 10 college girls, I have appointments with 3 already, 2 car dates and a 2 hour in my hotel room with someone I corresponded with 2 years ago but never met. Saved her number and SA photo and she was so flattered I had kept it all this time!!!
Never even had a close call in over 100 cardates. But they forget combs, brushes, scrunches, keys, phones, etc. so you have to sweep the back seat as they’re leaving. I once had 2 girls alternating blowing me. That was pretty hot. Lots of divorced moms.
Lot easier than getting s hotel room.
Since then I drive a GMC Yukon XL, tinted all around and the back is like a limo. Middle seats fold forward and there is enough room in 3rd row to do anything. Girls go crazy when they see how much room.
I always park at the far end of big lots like Home Depot or a supermarket, Walmart,etc where there are scattered cars, usually from employees who want them far away so doors don’t get dinged by customers. They are in store for 4 hrs at a time so no one comes near my truck.
Parking garages are good too. Just park among the other cars. Stay off room of
garage. Hospital parking lots are good too. Got a bj in a drive through car wash once. All the water is sexy!!
Last Thursday’s snow storm was great!!!
And rainy data are the best. Sky is dark, and no one wantsbto
Loiter in parking lots. All runningbto their cars.
When I ask to meet someone, it’s usually at a Starbucks, and I ask, “if the chemistry is good, we could start our arrangement right away”. If they agree, almost always do, I never make it into Starbucks. They approach my truck, they hop in and we go parking at some parking lot I scoped our prior to the meeting!!
I have to go to Tampa Sunday morning returning Monday night, last minute business. Despite short notice, searching 10 college girls, I have appointments with 3 already, 2 car dates and a 2 hour in my hotel room with someone I corresponded with 2 years ago but never met. Saved her number and SA photo and she was so flattered I had kept it all this time!!!
Never even had a close call in over 100 cardates. But they forget combs, brushes, scrunches, keys, phones, etc. so you have to sweep the back seat as they’re leaving. I once had 2 girls alternating blowing me. That was pretty hot. Lots of divorced moms.
Lot easier than getting s hotel room.
Car dates, loved them when i was 17 still love 'em 30 years later.
Funny thing is that i wasn't paranoid about being caught, and at 17 not really understanding what looks odd and makes it easier for random patrol cop going "hmmm, that looks odd" i was investigated lots of times, and the girls scrambling to get dressed and back then it was purely girlfriend hookups after work. I wasn't forced into the world of mongering, back then young and plenty of girls worked in my favor... no wife saying "not tonight, is that all you ever think of" for 50 days in a row and still counting.
Mongering for just over 2 years now, due to the no/low libido wife disease forcing me into it. Now i suffer occasional bouts of paranoia about being caught and the fear is not a fear of a cop checking the situation out or a ticket but the wife finding out in the fallout.
To lower the paranoia threshold, I use the hide in plain sight method. It also helps to drive larger vehicles, I have a yukon xl denali with dark tint windows, hopping in the middle row for the bbbj and the third row for fs services plenty of room.
Park in an area with fewer cars nearby, less worries about random people walking by, but also don't be the only vehicle all by itself in a mostly full lot- it stands out and can draw attention.
I love arranging meetups in the LIRR commuter lots for when my train arrives (park near the wooded areas, or between to larger vehicles) i also park in the garage as well. My fellow commuters are all too busy trying to get to their cars/ home to pay any mind to other cars or people. And the cops don't patrol looking for activity in the rush hours, midday stay away!
Bonus: It provides a built in excuse to the wife, "my train is delayed" or "I saw john on the way to the car, we chatted for a bit" both of which are always good for an extra half hour or more.
Costco's/ Sam's club, Home Depot, Wal*Mart, other high trafficked "box" stores.. people are more interested in going about their business than peering into cars.
My favs: The Centereach Wal*Mart and Selden Home Depot, and Patchogue ShopRite are all great spots plenty of lot spaces sprawled out, with high vehicle traffick but long shopping times so that cars don't stand out to the employees.
The big chain hotels, offer great "free" amenity to all travelers in the day light hours, no hassle parking lots hardly any actual people walking to/ from cars. Just park at least 5 spaces away from all the other cars, it looks like your a late riser/ check out.
Industrial zones/parks, especially ones with auto shops in them. Older cars parked nearby even in the street don't look odd or out of place. With little drive through traffick it's easy to spot at distances other cars(police) that are trolling or could happen upon you. Many of these areas are under camera surveillance, but I've recieved no visits, or mail from any of these places or even an officer visit, .so they either only look at the cameras if theirs an issue, or they watch the truck bounce and know what's going on but not much they can do with that info. The Holbrook/ Ronkonkoma area has lots of these spots.
Finally "new construction", if you have a truck that looks like Contractors truck, parking near the areas of safe as well. Again your car won't stand out as out of place and won't draw attention. The Ronkonkoma Hub project is a good spot.
Funny thing is that i wasn't paranoid about being caught, and at 17 not really understanding what looks odd and makes it easier for random patrol cop going "hmmm, that looks odd" i was investigated lots of times, and the girls scrambling to get dressed and back then it was purely girlfriend hookups after work. I wasn't forced into the world of mongering, back then young and plenty of girls worked in my favor... no wife saying "not tonight, is that all you ever think of" for 50 days in a row and still counting.
Mongering for just over 2 years now, due to the no/low libido wife disease forcing me into it. Now i suffer occasional bouts of paranoia about being caught and the fear is not a fear of a cop checking the situation out or a ticket but the wife finding out in the fallout.
To lower the paranoia threshold, I use the hide in plain sight method. It also helps to drive larger vehicles, I have a yukon xl denali with dark tint windows, hopping in the middle row for the bbbj and the third row for fs services plenty of room.
Park in an area with fewer cars nearby, less worries about random people walking by, but also don't be the only vehicle all by itself in a mostly full lot- it stands out and can draw attention.
I love arranging meetups in the LIRR commuter lots for when my train arrives (park near the wooded areas, or between to larger vehicles) i also park in the garage as well. My fellow commuters are all too busy trying to get to their cars/ home to pay any mind to other cars or people. And the cops don't patrol looking for activity in the rush hours, midday stay away!
Bonus: It provides a built in excuse to the wife, "my train is delayed" or "I saw john on the way to the car, we chatted for a bit" both of which are always good for an extra half hour or more.
Costco's/ Sam's club, Home Depot, Wal*Mart, other high trafficked "box" stores.. people are more interested in going about their business than peering into cars.
My favs: The Centereach Wal*Mart and Selden Home Depot, and Patchogue ShopRite are all great spots plenty of lot spaces sprawled out, with high vehicle traffick but long shopping times so that cars don't stand out to the employees.
The big chain hotels, offer great "free" amenity to all travelers in the day light hours, no hassle parking lots hardly any actual people walking to/ from cars. Just park at least 5 spaces away from all the other cars, it looks like your a late riser/ check out.
Industrial zones/parks, especially ones with auto shops in them. Older cars parked nearby even in the street don't look odd or out of place. With little drive through traffick it's easy to spot at distances other cars(police) that are trolling or could happen upon you. Many of these areas are under camera surveillance, but I've recieved no visits, or mail from any of these places or even an officer visit, .so they either only look at the cameras if theirs an issue, or they watch the truck bounce and know what's going on but not much they can do with that info. The Holbrook/ Ronkonkoma area has lots of these spots.
Finally "new construction", if you have a truck that looks like Contractors truck, parking near the areas of safe as well. Again your car won't stand out as out of place and won't draw attention. The Ronkonkoma Hub project is a good spot.
I've had close calls pretty sure I've even been seen including from LE. You adjust from there.
Here's what I never do:
* dead end street (not just robbed potential but LE would know the car doesn't belong there)
* stand out
* keep foot on the brake
* put the driver's seat all the way down (usually)
* private property when they are closed
Here's what's worked for me:
* depending upon the situation turn the car off or on
* tinted windows
* large parking lots (during open hours only)
* one-off spots
* awkward spots (corners, etc.)
* spot by a tree or shrubs
* spot blocked on one side
* pick the right time of day
* if need be, opt for dresses or skirts, easy on-off footwear, no undergarments for her, and know where you put your clothes, and keep them put-on-able not tossed inside out etc
* try to know who the hell you're with
* anything small sedan or greater is a-ok physics wise
Main thing is to try and blend in without being in the middle of things. You don't want a spotlight whatever shined on you or worse a reefer check or somesuch (bc some of those people do similarly) so avoid most really out there spots where you would stand out. Most any neighborhood has a number of locations, but watch out for dog walkers and private security:
* service road for highway
* parking lots for supermarkets, malls, big box stores, etc. as above there is often a few places within each
* I don't like industrial areas unless there is active traffic
* along side public parks
* depending upon time of day public parks parking lots
* parking lots/some pullover areas on highways
* if you're more suburbs this leaves many more choices including pulling over near something maybe wooded by right near something else so could be there more naturally.
* large gas station lots (like 7-11 or WaWa in NJ)
* restaurant parking lots (especially if you've just ate there or will be)
* certain streets even with people and traffic can work depending upon the specifics
I'm sure I've left somethings out here.
Here's what I never do:
* dead end street (not just robbed potential but LE would know the car doesn't belong there)
* stand out
* keep foot on the brake
* put the driver's seat all the way down (usually)
* private property when they are closed
Here's what's worked for me:
* depending upon the situation turn the car off or on
* tinted windows
* large parking lots (during open hours only)
* one-off spots
* awkward spots (corners, etc.)
* spot by a tree or shrubs
* spot blocked on one side
* pick the right time of day
* if need be, opt for dresses or skirts, easy on-off footwear, no undergarments for her, and know where you put your clothes, and keep them put-on-able not tossed inside out etc
* try to know who the hell you're with
* anything small sedan or greater is a-ok physics wise
Main thing is to try and blend in without being in the middle of things. You don't want a spotlight whatever shined on you or worse a reefer check or somesuch (bc some of those people do similarly) so avoid most really out there spots where you would stand out. Most any neighborhood has a number of locations, but watch out for dog walkers and private security:
* service road for highway
* parking lots for supermarkets, malls, big box stores, etc. as above there is often a few places within each
* I don't like industrial areas unless there is active traffic
* along side public parks
* depending upon time of day public parks parking lots
* parking lots/some pullover areas on highways
* if you're more suburbs this leaves many more choices including pulling over near something maybe wooded by right near something else so could be there more naturally.
* large gas station lots (like 7-11 or WaWa in NJ)
* restaurant parking lots (especially if you've just ate there or will be)
* certain streets even with people and traffic can work depending upon the specifics
I'm sure I've left somethings out here.
Not bad $. Last time I went to see broadway play couldn't get decent tickets for under $200 each where I didn't need binoculars to see the stage. I'm not willing to wait on the line for pot luck half price tickets and I don't do burgers and beer out. I rarely (pun not intended) want burgers but when I do I will get the fantastic sirloin burger patties from farmingdale meat market and throw them on my charcoal BBQ - the only burger meat I trust for a medium rare burger - top it all with local farm tomato slice and sweet onion.
To each his own - sounds like you have a winning method.
To each his own - sounds like you have a winning method.
Not to change the subject of car dates but u-need-a prime in Oceanside has the best burgers I've ever had. They're oval in shape. I don't like to endorse the place cuz the owner is a jackass, but I live 20 minutes away and take the trip cuz they're so good on the grill. I will try yours tho if I remember. It's actually closer to me. Back to the car dates...
