The biggest revelation learned hobbying?

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puffin

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More specifically, what is or was the most surprising fact or experience that you came across in paying to play?

For me, off the top of my head, it is the realization that professional girls can lurk everywhere and how a woman dresses or acts is no indication as to her level of prudishness. Attorneys, nursing students, architects, writers, classically trained singers who work as cantors at church... all of these professional people I have met who worked evenings between the sheets.

I swear I will never look at women on the subway the same way. It also makes me want to bang them all.
 
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SirF

SirF

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The biggest revelation is that I am a dog, will always be a dog and have always been a dog and that I really need a 12-step program to ween myself off of bitches....
 
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zarathustra88

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SirF said:
The biggest revelation is that I am a dog, will always be a dog and have always been a dog and that I really need a 12-step program to ween myself off of bitches....
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Nature has its own version of a 12 step program-called aging. nothing will be required on your part-only the sweet passage of that great emancipator-Time. the prob you describe will go away little by little with your testosterone. you will remain a dog in your head and heart and soul but your formerly mighty sword (aka DICKtator) will be a shadow of its former self and generally leave you in peace-off your lifetime hook. so unless you are a Hefner or a Berlusconi with status, money and opportunity coming out your ears, your dog-dom will turn into a whimpering little barely salivating little thing occasionally stoked to life (with great effort and diminishing returns) in front of some hopeless little screen like this one...

IOWs some probs take care of themselves...until then...in the immortal words of CS ''PARTY ON"....
 
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out of control

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zarathustra88 said:
Nature has its own version of a 12 step program-called aging. nothing will be required on your part-only the sweet passage of that great emancipator-Time. the prob you describe will go away little by little with your testosterone. you will remain a dog in your head and heart and soul but your formerly mighty sword (aka DICKtator) will be a shadow of its former self and generally leave you in peace-off your lifetime hook. so unless you are a Hefner or a Berlusconi with status, money and opportunity coming out your ears, your dog-dom will turn into a whimpering little barely salivating little thing occasionally stoked to life (with great effort and diminishing returns) in front of some hopeless little screen like this one...

IOWs some probs take care of themselves...until then...in the immortal words of CS ''PARTY ON"....
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You underestimate the power of Viagra my friend.
 
paulbunyon

paulbunyon

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puffin said:
More specifically, what is or was the most surprising fact or experience that you came across in paying to play?

For me, off the top of my head, it is the realization that professional girls can lurk everywhere and how a woman dresses or acts is no indication as to her level of prudishness. Attorneys, nursing students, architects, writers, classically trained singers who work as cantors at church... all of these professional people I have met who worked evenings between the sheets.

I swear I will never look at women on the subway the same way. It also makes me want to bang them all.
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Yeah I see (or think I see) working women everywhere now, thats the biggest thing thats changed for me. I guess I'm just so jaded now, I used to be so green before I started in the hobby. Im just not sure if thats a good thing or bad thing.

Wow a cantor huh? Thats a first, I'd love to hear that story.
 
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Axe

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It has helped me a LOT with my sixth-sense that makes an immediate estimate of how long it's going to take before I get into the pants of the civilian women I date. If I'm not coming by Date Number 4, then I must be going. That is, if we get as far as Date Number 4...

Two examples.

Girlie Number 1 is a 31 year old never-been-married admin assisstant. On Date Number 1 my assessment was that it could be the next Ice Age before she and I will have sex. She's a total hottie and part Latina, so I was clearly thinking with the small head when I went on Date Number 2 hoping like a mofo that I was wrong. Well, the total 'total package' (i.e., personality, interaction skills, etc.) only got progressively more eccentric. Then, sometime during Date Number 2 she tells me she owns her own townhome. Good! Then she tells me that she rents it. Good! Fiscally responsible! Then she tells me that she rents it to a family (NO relation to her whatsoever) : mom, dad, and 5 year old Great! Reliable family as tenants! THEN she tells me that they live in the same rooms as her! Without getting into the whole Madonna-Whore thing with Latinas, lets just say..

!Adios y Bueno Suerte!


Girlie Number 2 is another 31 yo, NBM. Initial assessment is that the sex could happen any moment now. By Date Number 4 it becomes very, very clear that we will be locked in Classic Dating Mortal Combat (aka I want sex and she wants commitment!) until the lion lays down with the lamb because that's where we've been in Date Numbers 1 through 3, and she's good, really good at The Game or there wouldnt have been Date Numbers 2 through 4!

Fuck me gently with a chain saw! See ya!
 
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LISteve

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I guess growing up in an upper middle class neighborhood I was not exposed to drugs that much. Then I start mongering and find that way too many of these girls are messed up on drugs. I had a girl pass out while giving me a CBJ ... had a girl sniffing real bad and saying "I have a cold" ... At least I never had one greet me with a needle hanging out of her arm ... although that could happen any day now!
 
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dikipedia

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My greatest revelation is how unaware providers, as well as mongers (including myself) to some extent, are when it comes to STDs.

1. I've had a SW insist on BBJ when I requested CBJ as she honestly felt one can ONLY get STDs through vaginal sex.

2. Many AMP providers think that alcohol spray removes STDs.

Also, I've been amazed to learn that men are willing to pay for bj with saran wrap.

Apparently, women also fake orgasms.
 
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nychelsea

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dikipedia said:
My greatest revelation is how unaware providers, as well as mongers (including myself) to some extent, are when it comes to STDs.

1. I've had a SW insist on BBJ when I requested CBJ as she honestly felt one can ONLY get STDs through vaginal sex.

2. Many AMP providers think that alcohol spray removes STDs.

Also, I've been amazed to learn that men are willing to pay for bj with saran wrap.

Apparently, women also fake orgasms.
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"Apparently?" Oh, I guess you were kidding,

Enjoy,

Chels
 
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Axe

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I was very certain this would be a popular thread. What do I know, huh?

Sheeez zarathustra, you not getting enough sunlight lately? I mean, I know Cheeks is closed forever, but there's no need to make the rest of the world depressed too! [jk]
 
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zarathustra88

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out of control said:
You underestimate the power of Viagra my friend.
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Axe said:
I was very certain this would be a popular thread. What do I know, huh?

Sheeez zarathustra, you not getting enough sunlight lately? I mean, I know Cheeks is closed forever, but there's no need to make the rest of the world depressed too! [jk]
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other than the fact that o-o-c completely missed the point-that there will be a slow and then abrupt diminution of desire in your life (you will desire less and become less desirable yourself-little by little desire as a ruling principle in your life will become negligible) i was humbled that he called my attention to the most famous drug of the twentieth century. yes, it will provide you with the artificial 'desire' and hydraulics you need to accomplish the task...but it is a far cry from, and almost irrelevant to the general philosophical point of natural law.

and one other dis-advantage of creeping senility (or a function of my refined sensibility) is that the down and dirty cheeks style BJs in dark and time-constrained closets never really were my cup either...loved the ambiance of loose women and stiff dicks in the boondocks and went back enough times to remind myself how little it appealed to me...atmospherics, time, comfort and amenities, and god forbid some small semblance of even dubious feeling have always been my barometers of pleasure...not the fact that i can pay x dollars to pump my seed down the throat of a perfect stranger in a pitch black box in three and a half minutes...but that may just be fussy old me...

btw Axe, i get outdoors quite a lot, and wish to depress no one...nor have i turned into a dried up old prude...still schlep myself into that s**t-hole in levittown on a reg basis...last time i crawled out of their filthy CD 'room' with a roach on my back..good times...
 
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Axe

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zarathustra88 said:
btw Axe, i get outdoors quite a lot, and wish to depress no one...nor have i turned into a dried up old prude...still schlep myself into that s**t-hole in levittown on a reg basis...last time i crawled out of their filthy CD 'room' with a roach on my back..good times...
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I hear ya. And I'm sure you meant to use the word 's**t-hole' in the best possible way.
 
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