The APM needs a new GF
- Thread starter Slinky Bender
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She's not as used as a fork. She only started after a divorce. Been working only a few years and only on multi hr dinner/dancing dates set up privately thru a high end Miami service. Gets paid well (1500-2k per date) plus her night club job which she banks as much in two weekends. Service get paid on the clients end for the intro and girls get their fee in full. Only recently has started doing some hour-90 minute deals cause she has some spare time with the kids grown and out. She invested well in RE, bought low, sold high and reinvested in a few quality properties. Didn't have to bang em out like a McDonald's to put a nice portfolio together. She works cause she likes the sex, is at that age when she craves it and getting paid turns her on.
If you want to test drive her while you're down here it can definitely be arranged. I'll fire you off her pictures. Her condo she uses for incall is like 5 minutes from the hotel you're staying at. You're gonna be a busy bee while you're down here. I have a few strippers, a few ho's and one or two UTR's lined up for you to pick from. Not a shabby one in the bunch, nothing below solid 8's, all with off the charts performance. And I'm not even including my special little friend who is retired and was off limits to Oz's personal friends anyway (her decision).
Just a figure of speech LOL. She does sound pretty hot I have to admit. I would be honored to get your sloppy seconds! 
Yes, bunyon was telling me how he couldn;t wait to get his hands on some old broad born during the Lyndon Johnson Administration. God damn, that grandma is so fucking hot...LOL!
Oh wait, she's Brazilian...LOL! Take 4 years off. Her body is like a 29 year olds, bro...LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Too fucking funny. You guys and your grandmas.
I think you are on to something. I am much more comfortable with chatting up dancers than other women. Somehow they are more interesting. Course that depends on the dancer.... But I am greatly attracted to some of the women and the conversation is smooth whereas at a party its just all flat emotionally. Maybe, with a dancer, there is the possibility of action in the dance ??
Here I Am!
Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.
** whoo just made it!
Thin preferred to thick.
** right non-thickness
Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.
**Can go back and forth with the best of them. And have no problem telling you your full of shit
Financially independent.
**Alimony payments count?
In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.
**been in the business, married had boyfriends and have not met a man who's a bigger slut than I am when I got my mojo going.
Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.
**I'm currently on meds but willing to stop. Tatoos...peicings..haircolor. Fight with Adriana all the time over what she calls my "old rock music". Eat everything...but you'll be sorry if you buy me sushi.I know when to shut my mouth and open it!
Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.
***I don't have a life so there won't be any cancelations.
Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Must be a great kisser, or it's a deal breaker.
***We know the answer to this,
Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.
***If I want something I buy it myself. I remember hanging out with you at a pool hall because you and ozzy were too embarrassed to take me anywhere else the way i was dressed (after clubbing).
I've found my soulmate!
SOOOOOOOOOOO now just move to Florida!
Preferred age range 33 to 39, but should look younger.
** whoo just made it!
Thin preferred to thick.
** right non-thickness
Must be intelligent, able to keep up her end of an intellectual argument and not afraid to call me full of shit when she thinks I am.
**Can go back and forth with the best of them. And have no problem telling you your full of shit
Financially independent.
**Alimony payments count?
In the business ok, married ok, other BF's ok, but must be able to deal with me being a bigger slut than she is.
**been in the business, married had boyfriends and have not met a man who's a bigger slut than I am when I got my mojo going.
Bipolar a plus. Ink and piercings a plus. Hair color not found in nature a plus. Rocker a plus. Finicky eater a minus. Ability to sit across the table and be comfortable with silence instead of filling the dead airspace just to avoid an awkward silence a plus. Incessant talker a minus.
**I'm currently on meds but willing to stop. Tatoos...peicings..haircolor. Fight with Adriana all the time over what she calls my "old rock music". Eat everything...but you'll be sorry if you buy me sushi.I know when to shut my mouth and open it!
Cancelling any dates, even on short notice, because of business always fine. Cancelling dates for any other reasons not fine.
***I don't have a life so there won't be any cancelations.
Not caring if I'm shorter or taller than her a plus. Must be a great kisser, or it's a deal breaker.
***We know the answer to this,
Not expecting to get lingerie as a birthday/Christmas/whatever present a plus. Pool player a plus. Ability to hang out with me and my pervy friends at stripclubs, etc. a plus.
***If I want something I buy it myself. I remember hanging out with you at a pool hall because you and ozzy were too embarrassed to take me anywhere else the way i was dressed (after clubbing).
I've found my soulmate!
SOOOOOOOOOOO now just move to Florida!
Bender could never survive on the food down here when the only options are Denny's on Fri nite, Applebee's on Sat, egg noodles and ketchup on Sun at the only Italian restaurant in town and the only chinese joint is Wongs take-out.
But the amount and quality of pussy down here does blow NY away. Only question is... can man live on pussy alone. I've been trying for two years now and it's not working.
But the amount and quality of pussy down here does blow NY away. Only question is... can man live on pussy alone. I've been trying for two years now and it's not working.