One time Allen and I are at one of our brothels in the Dominican Republic and a group of Pakistanis walk in. We are ready for a headache because these groups are almost always a problem of one sort or another. One of them picks our best girl and heads upstairs with her. Allen and I go out behind the house to crack open a couple of beers and so I can throw some steaks on the grill.
Not 5 minutes later she is back downstairs. Allen asks her "so that was quick?". She replies "oh my god. He stunk so bad I stuck my tongue up his ass and he came in 20 seconds".
We looked at each other and simultaneously said "that's why she's our best girl".
Not 5 minutes later she is back downstairs. Allen asks her "so that was quick?". She replies "oh my god. He stunk so bad I stuck my tongue up his ass and he came in 20 seconds".
We looked at each other and simultaneously said "that's why she's our best girl".