The fact you have a separate apartment because you fight with your wife so much... most dudes just get the couch treatment. Obviously there are deeper issues in that relationship, but I have to say, being able to pull that off is pretty impressive. Also, most SO/Wives/GF’s would be stalking that apartment any time you were there because of a “fight”...If she isn’t, then she’s either no longer interested (& quite possibly getting the same side treatment) and Divorce is inevitable. Unless you have kids- seriously consider walking away. You said you “have NO money”.. so you don’t have much to lose. You already have a place to crash, the wife ain’t getting shit since you don’t have any cash... So gtf outta there
As far as the stripper goes..The fact that she “bankrolls” you. Brilliant! But how long will that last? Question though- what is she exactly paying for? This goes back to 2 things, 1-you have a free “side” apartment which you barter for (so not part of the bankroll), and 2- If ur already confused because of the other 44 dicks per week, you would eventually lose it if you move in together and make her your primary.
At the end of the day- If you have kids, ditch the stripper and do what u gotta do to make it work with your seemingly cunt of a wife. Sorry if thats harsh but anyone that needs a separate apartment because of fights.. one of those people is a piece of shit. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt.
And the stripper- please consider the words of the Great Abraham Lincoln- “we don’t love them hoes”... sorry, that was actually Snoop Dogg in 94.. Either way, the message is the same.
Good Luck!!