Slack Sack? Get A Scrotal Lift

[The Exiled]

Scrotal uplift enhances self esteem and hence one’s relationships.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/health/balls-up-are-scrotal-lifts-the-next-trend-in-male-grooming/

 

[Traderdave]

And to top it off there are some people afflicted with scrotal tongue syndrome.

I am not making this #%¥£ up!