sent to me by a woman scorned...

#1
She hates me, clearly, but she's no saint so when I go this by ***** I laughed:

"And then one day, while you are kneeling in cat shit on the broken wood floor of an asian crack whore’s apartment in the worst part of town, trying to slip your too-soft manhood into her too-hard pussy with your too-fat belly in the way and her too foul ass too close to your nose, you’ll look sideways to belch and see the rat on the ledge. And when you look back you’ll see her rotting teeth grinning at you, as she tells you “hurry up honey, me horny”. And you’ll smell her putrid rank like someone opened the sewer, and she’ll squeeze your dick and you’ll feel scabs and pull back with a new awareness that this time, you may have gone too far. As your knee slides on the cat shit you stumble to gain balance, bang your chin against her backside and press your hand to the floor where it knocks an empty bottle and your elbow gives way as your fat self falls to the side, and there you are. Oversized underwear around your ankles, bare ass on the filthy floor, limp dick skimming the dust and slight itchies tingling your hairy asshole, as she stands up and pulls up her own filthy stained panties. “Fuckyou honey” she says, with derision. You’re nothing but a worthless piece of shit, only you don’t know it yet."

It's too good for her to have written it, but I Google'd it and didn't find anything. I'd like to know the full story, to understand the cat shit reference for example ;-)
 

wolf5958

lil Fuzzybear
#4
If you really want to know where it came from run it through one of those anti-plagerizem web sites if it has been posted on the web they will find it..
 
#7
I wish my hate mail was more creative.........

Being a cat lover I didn't like the cat shit references but I have to say she is good at taking her vivid imagination and putting into words. I wish my hate mail was written with a little more thought behind it, I just get the usual boring, nasty, unimaginative, generic comments. Lushwet's hate mail was like reading a excerpt of one of those creepy pornographic novellas.
 
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#11
If they were capable of "a little more thought behind it" they would have not sent those pieces of hate mail at all. :)
As long as your a provider in this buisness some insecure and deranged person will always find a reason hate you and make it public record, it's just the way it is and has always been. My hate mail has no passion behind them, just the usual "your fat and ugly blah, blah, blah", it's so boring. Lushwet even stated he had to laugh when he read it and I think we all did a little too. In other words, it was vicious but you could appreciated the effort behind it especially if is proven to be an original and not plagiarized.
 
#12
"it was vicious but you could appreciated the effort behind it especially if is proven to be an original and not plagiarized."

Nah. It's from somewhere. She is a dreamer and would never write it herself. I don't frequent cat shit/asian crack whore websites so I don't recognize it myself, but I'm fairly certain it's a cut 'n paste from somewhere.
 
#13
If I got that diatribe sent to me, I would have sent the following to her by return electronic missive:

With regard to the last comment in your message, “Fuck you honey”. "You’re nothing but a worthless piece of shit, only you don’t know it yet." I have always been told that it takes one to know one.

With that, I would have ignored any further communications with her.
 
#17
Good find Lushwet. too bad you can't share a way for your fellow mongers to send your admirer love notes en masse.
As for you dear Emily, the haters are just jealous of what they can never attain, due to their own inadequacies or lack of class. It just helps you narrow the list for those who are deserving of your time and you are certainly the one suited to judge that
 
#18
Better reply

If I got that diatribe sent to me, I would have sent the following to her by return electronic missive:

With regard to the last comment in your message, “Fuck you honey”. "You’re nothing but a worthless piece of shit, only you don’t know it yet." I have always been told that it takes one to know one.

With that, I would have ignored any further communications with her.
I had no idea that you were the world's authority on worthless pieces of shit, but since you seem to be very experienced, I'll take your word for it.
I, on the other hand, having little experience in spotting worhtless pieces of shit, wouldn't know one if I had (insert a private experience you had with her).
 
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