REV: "Lauren BBW" a FIVE-STAR whoring experience.
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Pat Ewing
I don't know about you guys but hearing her talk about how she's always busy sucking dick doesn't turn me on at all. She loves talking about how good she is at oral. I find myself picturing all the nasty bums she's been sucking off and I have a hard time cumming. She's a sweet girl but she's got more screws loose then Ronny Artest.
I don't know about you guys but hearing her talk about how she's always busy sucking dick doesn't turn me on at all. She loves talking about how good she is at oral. I find myself picturing all the nasty bums she's been sucking off and I have a hard time cumming. She's a sweet girl but she's got more screws loose then Ronny Artest.
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You are a mean, hurtful, and hateful bunch.....
I try hard to treat all of my clients with respect and kindness. I go out of my way to provide what I consider excellent service. In return, you call me a cumrag, a whale, and make jokes at my expense. Once again, if you do not like BBWS, don't come and see me. It is my birthday today, and I am 32, not 28 like I have advertised in the past. I am sorry that I lied about that, but I felt that in this industry that I had to. I am going to post my real age, from now on. I was never dishonest with clients, if they asked me in session. I am not ashamed of what I do, my size, or my age. I love what I do. I know you don't care, but I have feelings too, and all of the hateful mean things that you have written, makes me not want to see anyone. You are a hard bunch to please. I gave you great rates and excellent service, but still you are not happy. I wish all of you a lovely Holiday Season. XOXO, Lauren.
I try hard to treat all of my clients with respect and kindness. I go out of my way to provide what I consider excellent service. In return, you call me a cumrag, a whale, and make jokes at my expense. Once again, if you do not like BBWS, don't come and see me. It is my birthday today, and I am 32, not 28 like I have advertised in the past. I am sorry that I lied about that, but I felt that in this industry that I had to. I am going to post my real age, from now on. I was never dishonest with clients, if they asked me in session. I am not ashamed of what I do, my size, or my age. I love what I do. I know you don't care, but I have feelings too, and all of the hateful mean things that you have written, makes me not want to see anyone. You are a hard bunch to please. I gave you great rates and excellent service, but still you are not happy. I wish all of you a lovely Holiday Season. XOXO, Lauren.
Lauren my dear:
First of all, Happy Birthday.
You seem to think this is a harsh group.
I dont think it bothered you that a client like Vermeer posts about a 5 star experience, and Im sure you received more calls then you could have handled. Be honest, Vermeer has openly admitted he wont pay past a certain point, and hes stuck to it.
So, the phone rings off the hook, and now youre getting alot of men that are posting facts that you dont want to hear, but are true.
This is part of the interenet game, and I know I dont have to tell you.
The second someone posts a review of you, on a public board, it can open a shitstorm of comments, and being 250 plus pounds)be honest now), and at least 34-37(remember, honestly), you are one girl that will find alot of men that have alot of ammo to take shots at you with.
I have no doubt you can suck a real mean dick.
If you had no talent, why else would anyone see you?
Stop taking this shit so personally. You are a fat woman, that is in her thirties, so just be glad you can earn these big bucks.
Im 50, fat, and I dont think any women would pay me a red cent to fuck her, so youre way ahead of the game.
First of all, Happy Birthday.
You seem to think this is a harsh group.
I dont think it bothered you that a client like Vermeer posts about a 5 star experience, and Im sure you received more calls then you could have handled. Be honest, Vermeer has openly admitted he wont pay past a certain point, and hes stuck to it.
So, the phone rings off the hook, and now youre getting alot of men that are posting facts that you dont want to hear, but are true.
This is part of the interenet game, and I know I dont have to tell you.
The second someone posts a review of you, on a public board, it can open a shitstorm of comments, and being 250 plus pounds)be honest now), and at least 34-37(remember, honestly), you are one girl that will find alot of men that have alot of ammo to take shots at you with.
I have no doubt you can suck a real mean dick.
If you had no talent, why else would anyone see you?
Stop taking this shit so personally. You are a fat woman, that is in her thirties, so just be glad you can earn these big bucks.
Im 50, fat, and I dont think any women would pay me a red cent to fuck her, so youre way ahead of the game.
I really am 32 today........
I guess I look older to you. However, most clients are pleasantly surprised, when they walk through the door. I think that is why I lied in the first place, and said 28, because people always assume that you shave a few years off. Now people will think that I am 40. I am far from 40. I really am a youthful 32, 12/16/72, baby!! I have received some clients from UG, but I have mostly repeat clientelle, from before Vermeer posted a single word. Believe whatever you will, everyone has different perceptions in this world. To some, say a smaller man, I may seem enormous. Some people love BBWS, some people may have been enticed by the reviews, and the price. At any rate, I am grateful that I can make money. However, this is a very one sided board. You can view my pics on CL, I do not airbrush them, they are real, and I am just as I appear to be, some say better in person. However, you do not know what the reviewer looks like. They may not have been the most desirable individual. Also, I ask you this, if the last reviewer found me to be such a pig, and repulsive, why on earth did he go through with the session? Once again, Happy Holidays to all.....and just a reminder I will be off all next week. XOXO, Lauren.
I guess I look older to you. However, most clients are pleasantly surprised, when they walk through the door. I think that is why I lied in the first place, and said 28, because people always assume that you shave a few years off. Now people will think that I am 40. I am far from 40. I really am a youthful 32, 12/16/72, baby!! I have received some clients from UG, but I have mostly repeat clientelle, from before Vermeer posted a single word. Believe whatever you will, everyone has different perceptions in this world. To some, say a smaller man, I may seem enormous. Some people love BBWS, some people may have been enticed by the reviews, and the price. At any rate, I am grateful that I can make money. However, this is a very one sided board. You can view my pics on CL, I do not airbrush them, they are real, and I am just as I appear to be, some say better in person. However, you do not know what the reviewer looks like. They may not have been the most desirable individual. Also, I ask you this, if the last reviewer found me to be such a pig, and repulsive, why on earth did he go through with the session? Once again, Happy Holidays to all.....and just a reminder I will be off all next week. XOXO, Lauren.
lauren, certain men will stay because they dont want any hassles, especially if you have their cell, maybe other info.....its 150 bucks, they are going to orgasm, so just do it and leave.
Dont sweat all this stuff.
If you are secure enough with your weight, and you are, then you have nothing to worry about.
You are now famous, being mentioned and talked about on the most powerful board in the NY area.
You are one of the elite, escorts that get chatted about on Utopia, and then backchannelled throughout the internet world.
Business will only go up for you.
Have a tall drink, and say fuck you to all that rip you.
Life is too short.
Dont sweat all this stuff.
If you are secure enough with your weight, and you are, then you have nothing to worry about.
You are now famous, being mentioned and talked about on the most powerful board in the NY area.
You are one of the elite, escorts that get chatted about on Utopia, and then backchannelled throughout the internet world.
Business will only go up for you.
Have a tall drink, and say fuck you to all that rip you.
Life is too short.
Originally posted by BigMadM
lauren, certain men will stay because they dont want any hassles, especially if you have their cell, maybe other info.....its 150 bucks, they are going to orgasm, so just do it and leave.
Dont sweat all this stuff.
If you are secure enough with your weight, and you are, then you have nothing to worry about.
You are now famous, being mentioned and talked about on the most powerful board in the NY area.
You are one of the elite, escorts that get chatted about on Utopia, and then backchannelled throughout the internet world.
Business will only go up for you.
Have a tall drink, and say fuck you to all that rip you.
Life is too short.
lauren, certain men will stay because they dont want any hassles, especially if you have their cell, maybe other info.....its 150 bucks, they are going to orgasm, so just do it and leave.
Dont sweat all this stuff.
If you are secure enough with your weight, and you are, then you have nothing to worry about.
You are now famous, being mentioned and talked about on the most powerful board in the NY area.
You are one of the elite, escorts that get chatted about on Utopia, and then backchannelled throughout the internet world.
Business will only go up for you.
Have a tall drink, and say fuck you to all that rip you.
Life is too short.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
and from me too!
Re: I really am 32 today........
Lauren...age is a state of mind, nothing more. Remember that!
After a while you will learn not to take the harsh comments to heart.
Happy Birthday GIRL!!
xoxox
MexicanaMami
Originally posted by Lovelylauren
I guess I look older to you. However, most clients are pleasantly surprised, when they walk through the door. I think that is why I lied in the first place, and said 28, because people always assume that you shave a few years off. Now people will think that I am 40. I am far from 40. I really am a youthful 32, 12/16/72, baby!! I have received some clients from UG, but I have mostly repeat clientelle, from before Vermeer posted a single word. Believe whatever you will, everyone has different perceptions in this world. To some, say a smaller man, I may seem enormous. Some people love BBWS, some people may have been enticed by the reviews, and the price. At any rate, I am grateful that I can make money. However, this is a very one sided board. You can view my pics on CL, I do not airbrush them, they are real, and I am just as I appear to be, some say better in person. However, you do not know what the reviewer looks like. They may not have been the most desirable individual. Also, I ask you this, if the last reviewer found me to be such a pig, and repulsive, why on earth did he go through with the session? Once again, Happy Holidays to all.....and just a reminder I will be off all next week. XOXO, Lauren.
I guess I look older to you. However, most clients are pleasantly surprised, when they walk through the door. I think that is why I lied in the first place, and said 28, because people always assume that you shave a few years off. Now people will think that I am 40. I am far from 40. I really am a youthful 32, 12/16/72, baby!! I have received some clients from UG, but I have mostly repeat clientelle, from before Vermeer posted a single word. Believe whatever you will, everyone has different perceptions in this world. To some, say a smaller man, I may seem enormous. Some people love BBWS, some people may have been enticed by the reviews, and the price. At any rate, I am grateful that I can make money. However, this is a very one sided board. You can view my pics on CL, I do not airbrush them, they are real, and I am just as I appear to be, some say better in person. However, you do not know what the reviewer looks like. They may not have been the most desirable individual. Also, I ask you this, if the last reviewer found me to be such a pig, and repulsive, why on earth did he go through with the session? Once again, Happy Holidays to all.....and just a reminder I will be off all next week. XOXO, Lauren.
Lauren...age is a state of mind, nothing more. Remember that!
After a while you will learn not to take the harsh comments to heart.
Happy Birthday GIRL!!
xoxox
MexicanaMami