Poll idea: Bucket List..... What fantasies do you want to experience before you kick the bucket...

#1
Since I noticed things are a little slow, I thought "what a great opportunity it would be to bring up this subject".

Everyone has inner deep filthy fantasies that they would love to fufill... What would be some of the ones that would be on you list?

Things I've crossed off my list
I fulfilled the 2 chicks at the same time.
I've tagged one of every ethnicity at least one time.
I've urinated in a chicks mouth (at her request).
I've banged a porn star. (But she wasn't that good)


Things I want to do once.
I really wanna pound a hot midget. Provider, non provider , it makes no difference.
I also wanna fist a chick. Or have two chicks and watch one fist the other while I'm pounding them both. (That would be cool).
One of my last ones would be to bang a pregnant provider that is really far along with the pregnancy.

anyone else care to chime in.....??...
 
#2
Back in the 90s, there was a dwarf street walker in hunts point that I picked up. Wasn't too bad looking , While she was blowing me she begged me to fuck her, so I did. She got naked in my truck and climbed on and rode me cg till I popped. All for 10 or 20 bucks.

I remember her saying that she gets horny too. I really enjoyed getting her from behind. She had a fat little ass. I never saw her again.
 
#3
There's a dwarf chick that advertises in south jersey. Calls herself Bridgette the midget. 4'7 would def go for it but way to far of a drive...... But that would be on top of my "to do" lists. Pound a hot chubby assed midget. Short enough where she could blow me while we both stand up. Lol.....
 
#4
Also on my list would be to star in a amateur porn flick. Don't need a film credit. I just want to be able to go on pornhub and jerk off to myself plowing some big tits blonde and creampie her Greek. Nice!!!
 
#5
There's a dwarf chick that advertises in south jersey. Calls herself Bridgette the midget. 4'7 would def go for it but way to far of a drive...... But that would be on top of my "to do" lists. Pound a hot chubby assed midget. Short enough where she could blow me while we both stand up. Lol.....
There's a porn girl that went by that name. She used to go on the stern show.
 
#6
Yeah, not the same chick though. The one that goes on the stern show also appears on hbo's cathouse. That would be exactly what I would go for. This ones just a really short woman but not disproportionate like a true midget. I'd have the chick wear an umpa lumpa outfits and dance like on willy wonka.
 
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#13
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Gangbang with Mandy, Sophia Belle, jenny the MILF, Brandy, Ashley201 and coming out of retirement for one day Lula Chinx.
I'd have to rub 2 loads out and take a 50mg V before I walk into that room. The chicks have to really dig each other... Literally have their faces in each other's crotch and sticking fingers in every oraphis. Hot !
 
#14
Lula Chinx swallow a thick load from me and after continue to dt...never got a chance to see her before retirement smh wrong move oh well let's see if she ever comes out of retirement hey u never know kinda like the lottery we can all dream can't we?
 
#18
There's gotta be more than just a couple of guys wanting a orgy with hot horny BP chicks...... Read the title!!!!! Everyone has really filthy dirty urges they want to fufill. I admitted that I would love to make a amateur flick so I could jerk off to it. Holy shit!! I admitted that I would love to have a couple of really HOT FEMALE MIDGETS dress up like Willy Wonka umpa lumpas and dance around singing as I rip their cloths off and fuck them all like a savage. And the best you guys could come up with is Wiggley wanting a double team with Sophie and Brittney!!! That's it!! That's more vanilla than the skin on my pale white German ass......... Come on!! It's not like we know the real you. My name isnt even Steve!!!! He's just my favorite character on the show Jackass......
 
#19
Wait...we're not supposed to use our real names here?

(Speaking of which, and in the spirit of asking questions....when you give your name and # to a provider so she has you in her phone for the next time you call, do you...the reader, not neccessarily steve, who I'll assume uses steve...use your real name or a fake? I'm trying to picture Ashley's phone ringing and the caller ID coming up Mr. Wiggley.. and you know what?...I can picture it).
 
#20
:eek:I never give my name or number to a provider. I use my company cell. So when I call it just says the company name. I'll give my real first name. Because it's weird hearing someone call me Steve. :cool:
 
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