Ok, gentlemen
Let's get down to BRASS TACKS.
Let's focus on what really matters, here. The reason we all congregate to this bastion of gluttony. Allow me to start a thread that I'm sure Slink was hoping he'd some day moderate when he dreamed up this Utopia of Delights.
Convenience, food quality, and comfort reviews only. Gross bathrooms are not worth mentioning. Admittedly, this will be difficult due to the horrible quality of most diners, but I think we can put together a good list.
*AHEM*
1. Jackson Hole on Bell Blvd in Bayside (NOT ASTORIA)
The Diner of Diners. Dont be blinded by the Astoria location's Goodfellas fame. Roomier. More seating. More space between you and the grill. Slight differences in the way certain dishes are served. The burgers are slightly slimmer, so they cook more evenly, and are therefore easier to eat. They're covered with steel cups while grilled so they're steamed at the same time. The consistency reminds you of the patties your mother made for you when she slapped some ground beef together and served between 2 pieces of white bread. Like that Eddie Murphy bit. These are not frozen patties from Westeen Beef.
Steak fries. 'Nuff said.
The milkshakes are 3-in-one, because they give you the mixing cup along with the glass. They use Turkey Hill. Not generic diner ice cream that tastes like paper. Their chocolate cake is beyond reproach. The waitresses are very cute. One in particular has an incredible bubble butt. If she pulled her black tights down each time she passed my table and smothered my face in her sweaty butt cheeks, I'd gladly accept. I would devour her sweaty post work pussy with glee. No ventilation for that crotch. Not with those tights and that thong riding up her tan vulvae and waxed anus. I don't know her name.
2. Z-One and Z-Two in Staten Island
I haven't been to either in about 6 years. But I remember their food being surprisingly good for a diner. Its uncommon for me to order Italian at a diner, but they had excellent meat sauce. At one point, one of the sluts from the Wathogue Rd American girl massage parlor worked at z-Two. I regret not fucking her. She's trash now.
3. Mike Jr's Richmond Diner in Staten Island on Richmond Ave
Excellent blueberry pie. I am very serious about desserts.
I sometimes make pit stops to a handful of diners for specific items that only each individual location has. For example, I have only ever had a Lime Ricky at the Floridian on Flatbush ave. The Georgia Diner on Queens blvd (moved to what used to be the Nevada diner) has better steak fries than Jackson Hole, but everything else is lackluster. I like my steak fries big and soggy. Not crunchy.
Let's get down to BRASS TACKS.
Let's focus on what really matters, here. The reason we all congregate to this bastion of gluttony. Allow me to start a thread that I'm sure Slink was hoping he'd some day moderate when he dreamed up this Utopia of Delights.
Convenience, food quality, and comfort reviews only. Gross bathrooms are not worth mentioning. Admittedly, this will be difficult due to the horrible quality of most diners, but I think we can put together a good list.
*AHEM*
1. Jackson Hole on Bell Blvd in Bayside (NOT ASTORIA)
The Diner of Diners. Dont be blinded by the Astoria location's Goodfellas fame. Roomier. More seating. More space between you and the grill. Slight differences in the way certain dishes are served. The burgers are slightly slimmer, so they cook more evenly, and are therefore easier to eat. They're covered with steel cups while grilled so they're steamed at the same time. The consistency reminds you of the patties your mother made for you when she slapped some ground beef together and served between 2 pieces of white bread. Like that Eddie Murphy bit. These are not frozen patties from Westeen Beef.
Steak fries. 'Nuff said.
The milkshakes are 3-in-one, because they give you the mixing cup along with the glass. They use Turkey Hill. Not generic diner ice cream that tastes like paper. Their chocolate cake is beyond reproach. The waitresses are very cute. One in particular has an incredible bubble butt. If she pulled her black tights down each time she passed my table and smothered my face in her sweaty butt cheeks, I'd gladly accept. I would devour her sweaty post work pussy with glee. No ventilation for that crotch. Not with those tights and that thong riding up her tan vulvae and waxed anus. I don't know her name.
2. Z-One and Z-Two in Staten Island
I haven't been to either in about 6 years. But I remember their food being surprisingly good for a diner. Its uncommon for me to order Italian at a diner, but they had excellent meat sauce. At one point, one of the sluts from the Wathogue Rd American girl massage parlor worked at z-Two. I regret not fucking her. She's trash now.
3. Mike Jr's Richmond Diner in Staten Island on Richmond Ave
Excellent blueberry pie. I am very serious about desserts.
I sometimes make pit stops to a handful of diners for specific items that only each individual location has. For example, I have only ever had a Lime Ricky at the Floridian on Flatbush ave. The Georgia Diner on Queens blvd (moved to what used to be the Nevada diner) has better steak fries than Jackson Hole, but everything else is lackluster. I like my steak fries big and soggy. Not crunchy.
