Need Advice on Planning a trip to Thailand

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Samuking

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I had actually wanted to go to Dominican Republic, but I keep hearing that Thailand was the best place to go. I'm planning to go to Thailand in the next month or so, and I wanted to know how much time I should allow myself to have a really good time.

Can anyone recommend where to stay? Which places to hit? Who to see? How much money to spend on such a trip? Just how many times can I do it?

Any recommendations would be appreciated.
 
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daengman

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This must be your lucky day. You have come to the right place.

Over the past 20 years, I have averaged 5 to 6 trips a year to thailand each time staying anywhere from 1 to 2 weeks. If I had both the time and energy, I could a book "The Hobbyist's Complete Guide to Thailand", but that will probably not happen for several reasons. That being said I will try to put a number of posts up in this thread over the next week or so to answer your questions.

I am planning to go over there in the next 2 months and perhaps get in 3 trips before the middle of the year.

Over the years, I have introduced about a dozen or so guys to Thailand. After their first trip, it's the only place that they go.

You asked the question "Just how many times can I do it" Given that quantity of pussy is unmatched anywhere else in the world and the price is easily affordable, you have to answer the question "Just how many times CAN YOU do it." If you pick up a girl for "long time" (from any time after 6p thru the over night and most of the next day until late afternoon) the girl will have no trouble giving you 5 or 6 pops with an equal amount of bJ's and DATY thrown in, and all that for 1000 to 2000 Baht depending on the girl and where you meet her. (currently the Baht is about 33 to the dollar.) A number of years ago. I had one girl for about 36 hours (from just before midnight until just after noon 2 days later and we did it 10 times.)

Perhaps you could contact the moderator to get you my electronic address so we can discuss this at greater length than we can thru this board.
 
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Petrol Pete

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Word of advice

CAUTION !!! don't get sucked into marriage, don't laugh, many do, they are very good at this con. They tell you about their sick water buffalo at home. Pay them and get them to leave, you are NOT to repeat with the same provider, NEVER EVER.
 
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Samuking

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How do I go about asking for an electronic email address?

This is sounding like alot of fun. I want to take about 2 weeks off and just spend it getting laid all day off. I just hope my tool doesn't break off!!!

My other question was how much money do I need to commit to the trip. I've been searching airfare prices and it's about $1200 so far...
 
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wildwalleye

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You might want to consider a couple of things

Before deciding on a locale for your vacation, think about what it is that you enjoy. Is there a particular type of woman you like (it is hard to find tall, blonde white women in Thailand)? Do you want to be able to have conversation with them? If so, you might want to make sure you can find women that speak english. Is budget the primary gating item? Do you prefer G-7/8-type cities?

While BK is a big-time draw, there certainly are other locales that offer good experiences, such as the RD (which you mentioned and which would probably be easier on the budget given air fare alone), Brazil, Germany, Amsterdam, Argentina, Paraguay--just to name a few.
 
emott4cuad

emott4cuad

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Did you venture off to Thailand thus far...if so are you still there?? if you have not gone to Thailand then let me know...I have been there over 9 times (twice a year) and will forever continue to go back...
 
emott4cuad

emott4cuad

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Well..I must say that "Pattaya" is the Disney world for men of all shapes and sizes...Why Pattaya..this is one of the known hot spots for beginners before venturing off to Bangkok and showing their most appreciated skills acquired in Pattaya. This of course is to our advantage because the girls are younger in Pattaya and in need of teachers or lab rats to help in experiencing new sexual activities...all this of course for 1-2000 baht less than Bangkok.Best of all the girls in Pattaya are known for playing the "girlfriend role" a lot more realistic and genuine then those at Bangkok although it is all an act....but who gives a shit.. so if you want to be a teacher or a lab rat on a tight budget and willing to sit and put up with the "Hooked on phonics" English then Pattaya is the place for you...if you don't care for the money as much and would prefer to have a descent conversation in English with a Thai girl that can understand you and your needs then stay in bangkok and spend the extra baht...

Pattaya girl with less stretch marks..;Little English..non experienced....gullible...and willing to try new things....priceless $1000-2000 baht= $33-$70 US dollars for an all night affair with multiple "cumming attractions"...sometimes a bit higher depending on where you pick the girl from.

VERY IMPORTANT.....must be clear on what you want and expect before paying for the girl...the girl should be from a known and reputable bar for several reasons due to security and health purposes...for a girl to work at a reputable bar particularly in "Walking Street" Pattaya she must have good hygiene and they are put threw random health inspections by the "Mamasan" you would pay a little more for the girl but in the long run it would sure be worth it!!!!!

Ask the girl how much for the short stay or all nighter....short stay should not be more than $1000 Baht excluding the bar fine which could be anywhere from $3-800 baht depending on where you go...others go much higher..you are basically paying for the girl to get the night off at the bar.Otherwise you may be lucky and find a place that has the all in one service "girl...room...toys..and shower" for around $1000 Baht or a bit more..

In bangkok you would be paying a lot more however the girls are more experienced and aggressive in a good way of course....

Sorry..I went on and on...to much to say in a short time...will give you more info shortly...
 
emott4cuad

emott4cuad

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Thanks for the support "bigKid" I will carry on.

Pattaya...so much to say for the true "Sin City"

Just say the word "USA" and you will suddenly notice a change of environment in your surroundings..bigger smiles... more attention...and Thai girls trying their best to speak English on a Very dirty level...'Bad Girls" I love it....however be mindful once they know you are from the United States they will see the glowing dollar symbol forever engraved on your forehead. Of course all other countries are welcomed just make sure you are never considered a "Cheap Charlie".......If they call you this.Damm you are truly a cheap wanker...think about it....."Cheap Charlie" in Thailand.....how can we be cheap here.

it cost a whopping 3-5000 Baht to live a crazy night filled with exiting tasty mainland dishes and of course woman.....not just one but a few of them...think about it...one for each of your fantasies in one night....an issue with "Charlie One eye" not possibly able to handle the extra love nest than no problem,Viagra is everywhere like Duane Reads in New York selling Sanitizers..

Next Topic coming up....Pattaya is the Capitol of Spongy Baths on very slippery rubber beds............God I love this place....
 
emott4cuad

emott4cuad

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Correction on my previous reply with respect to the whopping amount needed to party like a "Rock Star" 8-10,000 Baht will give you the opportunity to experience 2-3 Pattaya club girls...a bottle of Liquor at a club...dinner and a few round of drinks with other possible ladies whom may join in and assist back at the Hotel where it always helps to have a helping hand with the "Video Cam"...again...Priceless............

8-10,000 Baht is equivalent to a one hour stay here in New York with a Korean girl with just as much English spoken however with much more experience in the nest and throw in a dinner for two at Korean restaurant with a small bottle of SOJU.....sorry no video cams...

Ohhhhh...yeah...hotel...

"Residence Garden" is a cool hotel which was known for having the "Elvis Presley" impersonator which drew many people from around Pattaya to attend to this interesting yet entertaining event...unfortunately the Elvis impersonator passed away a few ears ago leaving behind many broken hearts in Pattaya.....resumes are still welcomed....

Anyway this hotel runs for $60 plus per night for a single depending of course on the season which would increase and $100 plus per night for a 2 bedroom Suite which I highly recommend for various reasons which I will explain in full detail on my next report
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The best part of this Hotel is they allow the girls to come back to the Hotel with you unlike other Hotels that forbid this such as the "Hard Rock Cafe"....

talk to you laters...
 
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franca

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I hope you're going there for more than just hookers.

I remember expressing interest in visiting Thailand once, and the reply I got was "why would you want to go there? You aren't interested in seeing hookers?" A beautiful land, with a rich cultural heritage of many ethnic groups, incredible art and architechture, fantastic food... all that and more to offer, and the only thing this guy could think of was banging hookers. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but to totally disregard the rest of what Thailand has to give is incredibly shallow and revolting.
 
emott4cuad

emott4cuad

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You are absolutely correct with regards to Thailand's other side....and there is certainly a lot to do there especially "Soul Searching" while visiting their beautiful Temples..however I prefer the girls and food.....
The postings were more for those that had a particular interest in Thailand....other than the "Lonely Planet" reviews...

Pattaya is certainly a unique place for many reasons which would require a visit in order to fully understand why many venture off to "Wild Wild East"
 
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