Morning Wood - What's the earliest you fuck a provider?
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I’m pretty sure she dipped back to jersey to make jewelry or groom dogs or something. I was a regular before all the work she had done, and even though I myself didn’t like the plastic qualities it gave her, thinking about how happy it made her and how it seemed to fufill something in her has given me insight into these girls 10 years later.
The last company I was on contract with had flexible hours and opened the doors at 6:30am. Most came in at 9am but I always did 6:30 as I could get in a solid 2 1/2 hours of work w/o interruptions. My gym was open at 5am so I would get an hour workout (only serious people were there at that time so no chit-chat, not busy so any needed equipment always available), shower shave etc, (25 minutes) then off to work 5 minutes away.
This routine, besides being very efficient, was not suspicious with my SO who had much later work hours. Once or twice a week (those mornings after not servicing my SO the night before) I would substitute my usual workout for another type of, ahem, workout. Either I would head over to the W stroll (always get there before 5am) or call my "I'm not a whore and my sister is not a whore" girl or try out an early bird escort. Having sweats on was very convenient in all cases and in the case of car dates would use a regular factory parking lot where I knew their opening hours and they would have a van or something that I could park behind obscuring my car from the street. When done I would head over to my gym to just shower, shave, etc and off to work.
Anyway, the morning wood combined with just 30 mg of V, was a perfect recipe for a very acceptable session.
This routine, besides being very efficient, was not suspicious with my SO who had much later work hours. Once or twice a week (those mornings after not servicing my SO the night before) I would substitute my usual workout for another type of, ahem, workout. Either I would head over to the W stroll (always get there before 5am) or call my "I'm not a whore and my sister is not a whore" girl or try out an early bird escort. Having sweats on was very convenient in all cases and in the case of car dates would use a regular factory parking lot where I knew their opening hours and they would have a van or something that I could park behind obscuring my car from the street. When done I would head over to my gym to just shower, shave, etc and off to work.
Anyway, the morning wood combined with just 30 mg of V, was a perfect recipe for a very acceptable session.
WHEN i did monger i made Friends. When i did i found the girls sleep habits. They slept overnight at amp or hotel or home....always down for cash and fun. Try to make a relationship as much as it might kill you. Doesnt hurt. Telling me Sophia Belle wouldn't want coffee and breakfast and convo at 7 am? Maybe not sex first time...im not one to give advice but...i had pussy 7 am. She told me 8 am stop rushing...stay. i couldn't. Work sigh. So like life. If you want. Go get it.
I’ve done mornings on the way to work... stopping in at 8am.... did the Roosevelt several times. And although this doesn’t count as an early morning stop - I once had a lunch meeting in Stamford.... on the way there I called one of the Latina/Brazilian massage places that used to be around westchester / Stamford. Stopped in there before the meeting and had a great session.... the girl even let me do anal b/c I told her I’d never done it before 
. I must have been pounding her pretty hard that way b/c she turned around and said “Easy.... take it easy, it’s not a pussy baby.” .
Went to the lunch meeting relaxed and not thinking of work.
. I must have been pounding her pretty hard that way b/c she turned around and said “Easy.... take it easy, it’s not a pussy baby.” . Went to the lunch meeting relaxed and not thinking of work.
Early mornings are my personal favorite - I have done it as early as 5am. Somehow, it has always seemed to me the natural way to take care of morning wood - and has the added benefit of clearing up the head for a day of focused work.
I make special arrangements with some providers - I am their stalking stallion as they look to come in and book themselves in a hotel for the day and get clients on their way to work later in the am. Makes sure they are breaking even for that day after paying for the hotel. Some SBs in my monthly rotation know to set their early morning alarms when expecting me. Nothing like pounding some fresh and rested pussy first thing in the day, then a good workout, a hearty breakfast and strong coffee. Warm sunshine after is a bonus.
I make special arrangements with some providers - I am their stalking stallion as they look to come in and book themselves in a hotel for the day and get clients on their way to work later in the am. Makes sure they are breaking even for that day after paying for the hotel. Some SBs in my monthly rotation know to set their early morning alarms when expecting me. Nothing like pounding some fresh and rested pussy first thing in the day, then a good workout, a hearty breakfast and strong coffee. Warm sunshine after is a bonus.
I know a colleague, before cell phones, who on about 20 minutes into his commute on his way to work, realized he left some important papers at home that were needed that day at work.
As he walked up his driveway he looked in his living room window and saw his neighbor sitting on the couch with his wife giving him a blowjob.
Event came out of nowhere and he was devastated. Had kids and everything and thought all was well in his marriage.
As he walked up his driveway he looked in his living room window and saw his neighbor sitting on the couch with his wife giving him a blowjob.
Event came out of nowhere and he was devastated. Had kids and everything and thought all was well in his marriage.