Montreal Massage Report - Part I

#1
After enjoying this board for nearly four years now, It's with inordinate excitement that I'm finally posting my first review. It's not that I've been holding back all these years, it's that my paid-for adventures are so few and far between that I've had absolutely nothing to report. The most I've ever gone for is a non-AMP style body rub, my first in 1994 at a place called California Salon on 55th St. near B'way, my last in January 2002 at the old CharmsNYC location in the east 50s, with only two or three unmemorable forays in between. But a recent trip to Montreal sparked the old desire, and my online research only exacerbated the condition. I myself love the detailed reviews, so will endeavor to do the same. If that's not your thing, feel free to jump to the last paragraph where I'll sum it all up. If, however, you enjoy the minutiae as much as I, read on . . .

I'd heard that Montreal had plenty of upscale spas, and ****.ca/merc.ca confirmed this. I ultimately decided on centresantekama (http://www.centresantekama.com/) for the predominantly good reviews, the photos of their "therapists," and its proximity to my hotel. I was staying at Le Sheraton Centre downtown, two short blocks from Ste. Catherine St., which is a main drag full of shops and restaurants, and peppered liberally with strip clubs. I'd read glowing reviews of Kim, who was purported to also be part owner of the place, and though she would not have been my first choice based on the photos, I took the plunge and made a 9 pm appointment, the last of the day.

It turned out that I was done with my family obligations earlier than expected, and decided to head over to the spa, figuring if either of the other two girls on the schedule were on duty, both of whom I liked the looks of, I would see one of them instead of Kim, leave it up to fate, and if no one was available, I'd kill time for an hour until my scheduled appointment. The subway system is very simple, and I made it over to the neighborhood in about 10 min. Upon exiting the station, however, I found myself on a section of Ste. Catherine that was the equivalent of Christopher St. in the W. Village, which only affected me insofar as there really wasn't a bar I felt comfortable killing time in, as it turned out that all the girls were busy. So I found a Starbucks nearby, read the paper, and cursed myself for not priming the pump, so to speak, at one of the strip clubs that were literally a five-minute walk from my hotel.

Centre Kama is on a quieter street, Maisonneuve, that runs parallel to St. Catherine. A neon sign out front announced that they were open, and at the appointed hour, with typical nervousness (for me), I was buzzed in. The online photos are very accurate in terms of the pains taken to make the place very comfortable; low lit, and smelling just like all the other spas I've been to, a combination of scented candles and soap. I later learned that there are five private rooms, all equipped with a shower, I believe, and a massage table bearing the logo of the establishment. Nice touch, but I wonder how often it gets cleaned, and I can't recall if a towel was placed over it before I lay down.

I entered into a reception area, where a young woman at a desk greeted me and checked me off the schedule. I was surprised that another customer was waiting his turn also, but he didn't seem embarrassed, maybe because these things are ostensibly on the up and up north of the border. I got a good look at Vanessa, another therapist, and worried that I'd made the wrong choice in choosing Kim. The cost was $50 Canadian for the hour, or about $43 US, with further options to be discussed once in the session. The receptionist requested I remove my snow-caked boots and had a pair of slippers for me. She then led me to my room, which I later learned was a standard, that is, massage table and shower, no extras. She told me to take a shower and Kim would be in presently. A small stall shower, new if on the cheaper side, with two settings, scalding hot or ice cold. Sufficiently washed, I wrapped a towel around my waist and sat on the table to wait.
 
#2
Montreal Massage Report - Part II

Minutes later a soft knocking on the door, and in came Kim, wearing red bra and panties, which she removed within the first minute. She is without question a very pretty woman with a hot body, I'd say an easy 8 on each. Enhanced on top but pretty natural, with one nipple pierced; a dragon-like tattoo on one side of her waist surprised me, because she didn't seem the type. The site has her listed as 5'5" and 26 years old. The height seems about right, but she looked a bit older, which turned out to be the case, I'd learn later on, closer to 30. For me that is preferred, a woman rather than a girl. She gave me three options, priced at $70, $80 or $90. The first was straight massage with release; second was the Thai option, or body-to-body; the third was Thai with the addition of time in the jacuzzi. I opted for number two, as I didn't want to soak in the juices of all the pervs who'd been there before me.

As expected, I started out on my stomach, and while there was no effort made to give me a therapeutic massage, it was a very sensual rub, an excruciating tease, slowly moving from the extremities to the center of the body. An hour session was almost too long for this, as I was impatient to get to the good stuff. It's nice, sure, but not really what I was there for. On my stomach for as long as I was, I didn't have the face-to-face intimacy that I like. Only when she was at the head of the table could I get a nice close look at her body, her shaven mound in front of my face. I don't usually go for the all-clean look, but she had the perfect VJ for it, just external enough to not look like a little girl, but not too sloppy, either.

After about a half hour she requested I turn on my side. Odd, I thought, but figured this was her MO, a reach-around while I watched in the mirror. Turns out she asked me to turn on the other side, but with that French accent, I misunderstood. For some reason we both found this more amusing than it was, and it made the already comfortable vibe that much more so. I can't emphasize enough how comfortable the whole experience was, and it seems to be what they strive for here: the customer's total relaxation. The body-to-body felt great, of course, her firm flesh, all greased up, sliding up and down mine. Straddling my waist, she slid her body up my torso, putting that beautiful VJ inches from my face, with her arm reaching behind her to continue working me. Turns out my decision to abstain from jerking off in the days leading up to this was not a good one, because I came embarrassingly quickly; even she seemed surprised. I can't even comment on technique because it was so fast. Damn. Couldn't even enjoy it, really. All I could do was laugh, resigned.
 
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Montreal Massage Report - Part III

After she cleaned me up, with 10 minutes still remaining, I suggested I massage her, which she readily accepted, and I got the idea she doesn't get asked often. I regret not offering to do so at the start of the session, just to get my hands on that beautiful body for a while before it was my turn. Now, all the usual YMMV disclaimers apply here, but we were, to my mind, unusually relaxed with each other. As comfortable as we'd been, once she got on the table and I started my serviceable massage and we started talking, it became much less like a P4P situation. I made her laugh a lot, told her that I was going to review the place and play up the negatives: the hot/cold shower; the overheated room we were in until the radiator was figured out; I even claimed my super-fast release was much slower than it would have been if I'd really enjoyed it. Of course I was kidding, because to my mind it was a fantastic experience overall, but she was very apologetic, said she didn't want me to pay for the massage, citing not only my problems with the shower and the temperature, but apologized that I'd heard the phone ring a few times, and someone buzzing the front door for entry. Those latter barely even registered. It should be totally relaxing, she said, and is working on remedying it. As she indeed is half-owner, she had to see the receptionist out and lock up. "Where's my happy ending?" she said, getting up from the table. Typically, I'm never aggressive in these situations. She'd even commented, in half-serious tones, that she should give me another release since my first one was so brief. The reviews made it clear that this place is HR only, no extras, but after the fact I'm kicking myself, because I should have at least tried.

With the place now empty of customers and other therapists, she brought me over to their biggest room, which contained a nicer, stone shower, which she adjusted for me and left me to wash myself. With her still nude, leading me by the hand, it was just the sort of intimacy (false though it may be) that I love. The room also contained a pedestal with stripper pole, for guys who like that sort of thing with their massage, though she herself doesn't dance.

I ended up staying with her and talking for another 45 min. after the end of the session. She was unusually forthcoming with all sorts of personal information, and . . .I don't know. Is it the pathetic state of all men to believe that every woman they meet is attracted to them? But in this case, I really got the feeling she was into me. I kept dropping hints that it was late, I know she must be tired, but she didn't want to leave, and I certainly didn't want to either. Putting it down on paper, so to speak, it seems so obvious that I should have tried for something, but it was so comfortable that I didn't want to ruin the mood. Stupid, stupid . . . I couldn't NOT pay her for the massage, and we finally agreed upon $60 Canadian, bringing the session up to $110, or about $93 US.

So, to wrap it all up. Fantastic service in a very clean, comfortable setting by a beautiful woman, who really cared if I'd enjoyed myself. Again, she's the owner; it's good business. I don't think the other girls would be as concerned. HR only. If it's more you're after, the options are plentiful in Montreal, and not that much more expensive. But for me, it was perfect, the expert ministrations of a beautiful naked woman, for less than $100, no less, and the whole thing lasted nearly 2 hours. Now if only we could find that level of talent and service in NYC at that price . . .
 
#6
Goin' to Montreal this weekend

Can't wait.

Montreal has a pretty decent street walk scene in the area you were in. You walk up to some hot bitch in fuck-me boots, get into a cab, and head to a creepy hotel.

Any other Montreal suggestions?

I will post a full report!
 
#7
Naquin, for $160-$180 canadian you can have a drop dead gorgeous girl come to your hotel room for GFE with multiple pops. There's also a good Montreal escort board with tons of info. My every experience in Montreal has been great to spectacular. Monger heaven...
 
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thevenerablebede-

I'm heading up to Montreal in a couple of weeks for a bachelor party, and depending on how it goes, I may be looking to venture out on my own for a bit to find some real fun, or have some fun come to me. What's the best way to find out which ladies/services I should be spending my hard-earned cash on up there? I don't know if you are allowed to post a link to the Montreal escort board. If not,any other additional information you can provide would be most appreciated, since it sounds like you have been there quite a few times.

Thanks in advance.

Dave
 
#10
for outcall i love eleganza escorts. i was up there a lot last summer so my only real experiences are with a couple of agencies...
Thanks for the info. Eleganza seems to come highly recommended on that board. I've got my work cut out for me trying to decide which girl to see.

Do you remember the name of the girl(s) you saw. Any recommendations?
 
#13
Yeah, Precious looks pretty damn cute. I do like them tiny sometimes. Makes me feel like a giant :D. Seriously though, she just may do the trick. And I always like them tight.

I had my eye on another cutie at a different agency (I was bored last night so I checked out a bunch of agencies in Montreal, but thanks to the board you steered me to, found out she isn't in the biz anymore. Apparently, the agency who had her pic up is pretty famous for B&S. You just saved me some hard earned cash. Thanks.
 
#14
Bede-Any "size" issues with Precious that your aware of? I love asian chicks, and she looks pretty dynamite but I hate having to be too gentle with them when they tell me I'm too big for them (not that I treat girls rough, but you know what I mean)
 
#15
Like I said, she was tiny and very tight. Made me feel like John Holmes but no complaints from Precious. Service with a smile (and a moan) as she milked me dry. My only regret is that I didn't book a longer session...
 
#16
On your advice, I went to the centresantekama last weekend. Kim suggested a "Portuguese" girl by the name of Jasmine. I agreed, paid the $140 total tab and went for my shower. As I was drying myself, Jasmine entered. She was attractive with a nice body and an Eastern touch which made her quite beautiful. She was wearing a bra and panties and was quite a delight to the eyes. We chatted a bit and she asked me to lie face down. I elected for massage oil which was warm and soothing. She worked over my back and legs and had me thoroughly relaxed. I asked her if she would mind if I massaged her and shequickly agreed, removing her bra and panties and lying face down. I poured some warm oil on my hands and worked up from her feet, running my fingers along and slipping them between her legs from time to time. Shewas obviously enjoying the experience, as I was. After a while I asked her to turn over, relax and close her eyes. As my hands gently massaged her, I paid special attention to her wonderful breasts - and was rewarded by her nipples hardening and standing out. It was very enjoyable and unhurried.
Rather reluctantly, I exchanged places with her and she proceeded to work me over with her oiled body and beautiful breasts. It was an amazing experience! She poured some more warm oil over me and started one of the best hand jobs I've ever experienced. Soft and yet firm - with pressure in the right places. She was noy lying on top of my witha leg over eack shoulder and her shaven pussy open before me. There was no DATY or full service, but I rubbed her clit, gently at first and then harder until I came in her hands. We lay there for a short while afterwards and she cleaned me up carefully.
After this, we showered together and I dressed slowly as I came back to reality. As I left, she showed me to the door and kissed me on both cheeks - a nice touch!
I was very happy with Jasmine and will look for her on my next visit!
 
#18
Just came back from montreal and had an AMAZING time.. it is definitely the sin city of canada. In terms of strip clubs we hit up two clubs right next to each other. Club Downtown and Gentleman's Choice. Both had great dancers and were pretty affordable by Montreal standards. I'd avoid club Super Sexe & Kama Sutra as they're tourist traps. Made friends with the doorman at gentleman's choice and he told us who gave the hottest dances in the place. There's a spanish/Italian girl (******? i think that's what her name was... can't remember positively right now) who I had a few drinks with.. talked for awhile.. had a few lapdances (in Montreal you can touch anywhere 'cept her box) so she gave me a HJ (thru the pants) and then the two of us ended up leaving the place after her shift ended (3am is when "everything" in Montreal closes) to head to an after hours club called Circus.

I guess Circus is where all the dancers who are willing to meet up with people for extras goes after 3am and it's definitely worth checking out. ****** and I ended up making it back to my hotel room and we had a great time... besides for the drinks/dances at the club and additional party favors we already had.. i didn't pay for anything from her.. great girl.. great time.. hopefully see her on my next trip up.

The next night we started out at gentleman's quarter again (1200, St. Catherine W.) and again the helpful doorman told us about a spot across the st from the club. It's on Drummond St. (no name) has blue lights outside. Directly NorthWest Corner from gentleman's quarter.. on the 4th floor. You walk in and there are several girls there and a man behind a cashier. It was late by the time we got there so the selection was limited. 4 girls - 1 was a bit older (40's and looked pretty worn), 1 was a bit chunky for my taste but there 2 others who were pretty cute. $50HJ, $100CBJ, $150FS /45 mins. Prices were steep but considering how inebriated we were, we just considered ourselves lucky to have even found that place.

Overall, Montreal was a great time, you can definitely find girls at club downtown and gentleman's quarter who are willing to meet after shifts. Just talk to them, buy some drinks, ask if they hangout afterwards, and get their phone numbers or give them yours. Make friends w/ the door guys and they'll make your lives a helluva lot easier by identifying "cool" girls.

Also, the admission to each place was $5, which let you in and out of each place all night til 3am, so as they were right next to each other we definitely kept going back and forth.. All kinds of girls.. at least 30-40 in each one, and not super aggressive like US dancers, definitely a city to visit for all mongers.
 
#20
not sure what you're looking for. Strip club called the Brass Rail, Yonge & Bloor is very good, and female friendly, lots of woman patrons. I have had good experiences at Lotuswood, Gerrard and Bay, and at Toronto Health Spa. Both have websites, rates are posted, YMMV as far as extras.
 
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