Ming Xin 443-655-1457 / Aberdeen, MD

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AMP. Aka: Dancing Hands 443-623-2397

Total B&S.

Chalk it up to another notch in my miserable newbie education in this area. After an earlier AMP success (Glen Burnie Acupressure) I thought I'd have better luck.

(Ad is Ming Xin, sign is Dancing Hands. 2 portly old ladies, 2 listed #s).

Ad promised the universe. Reality was a dirt patch in Oklahoma (not the good part).

Not much to it. Saw ad w/ promises & hot pics, called & asked for advertised new girl, 1 hr, arriving in 2 hrs.

MMS: New, yes, you come.

Easy parking. In rundown building with other shops. Buzzed me in. Okay place, small with 2 doors and bathroom.

MMS: 60 for hr.
Me: With new girl?
MMS: Yes, yes.

I cough up 60. Get in. Strip & lay down. MMS: How you like? Soft, hard?
Me: I like new girls.
MMS: I'm new girl (she's probably 65 and hasn't been new for quite a while.)
Me: Oh Jesus. Just the massage, medium. (That 60 isn't magically reappearing from her greedy little hands, so I might as well).

45 minutes w/ hands of steel and I can tell I'll be sore for the next week. She taps me on the nuts.

MMS: You want? (Presumably she means HJ).
Me: No.
MMS: You want mouth? $130.
Me: LMAO. Just for giggles, I say "$5?"
MMS: HaHa. 130.
Me. No thanks.
Damage: 60 +0 tip.

new store& new opening &new girl443-623-2397grand opening443-655-1457. 214 west Bel air Av 205# Aberdeen MD 21001
 
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