Mets to the Pit of Misery!

#1
Barstool had an article about some of the more shameful moments in Mets history. As a long suffering Mets fan, I cringed as I went through the list...and I would have gladly signed a one day contract to be part of the Anna Benson gangbang

  1. Ike Davis’s Valley fever
  2. Ryan Church’s concussion flight
  3. Cespedes ranch accident
  4. 2007 collapse
  5. 2008 collapse
  6. Fred popping champagne after being eliminated to celebrate new stadium
  7. Matz hurting back sleeping on a friend’s couch during the 2015 pennant chase
  8. Jenry Mejia getting suspended 3 times for PEDs (then coming back)
  9. Syndergaard getting Hand foot and mouth disease
  10. Lastings Milledge
  11. Dwight Gooden missing the ’86 parade in a crack house
  12. Duaner Sanchez Cab Ride Massacre
  13. Matt Harvey UTI from just not peeing
  14. Dildogate
  15. Mr. Met flipping off a fan
  16. Bobby Bonilla
  17. Luis Castillo pop up
  18. Hiring an agent as GM
  19. Saberhagen bleach super soaker
  20. Ojeda’s gardening accident
  21. Tony Bernazard taking his shirt off to fight a minor leaguer
  22. Mickey fight/Vargas fight / apology
  23. Firing Willie Randolph at 1 am after making him fly for a road trip
  24. KRod beating his father in law
  25. Nimmo undercooking chicken and giving himself food poisoning
  26. Citi field getting lit on fire (twice)
  27. Rickey Henderson card game
  28. Kenny Rodgers walk
  29. Generation K
  30. Carlos Beltran caught looking
  31. Bobby Parnell blowing a save then immediately getting Tommy John
  32. Mets honoring franchise legends moments after getting eliminated
  33. Letting go of Tom Seaver TWICE
  34. Brodie managing games from home
  35. DW throwing out Noah’s lunch
  36. Vince Coleman throwing firecrackers at kids in LA
  37. Jason Bay
  38. Syndergaard skipping an MRI
  39. Madoff
  40. Trading Nolan Ryan
  41. Mets players drunk, doing drugs & “wife-swapping” on plane in ’86
  42. Piazza coming out as not gay
  43. Firing a pregnant employee for being pregnant
  44. Racoon loose in clubhouse
  45. Little Jerry
  46. Pedro pitching meaningless game
  47. Vince Coleman’s golf swing injuring Gooden
  48. Sneaking weed into Shea in peanut butter jars
  49. Batting out of order
  50. Only 8 players on the field for Opening Day
  51. David Cone in the bullpen “pine-tarring his bat” in front of 2 women
  52. Bob Valentine mustache
  53. Piazza 9/11 jersey sale/ team criticizing buyer for re-sale
  54. Agbayani steals ball from fan after giving it to him with 2 outs
  55. Kaz’s anal fissures
  56. Scott kazmir trade for wrong Victor Zambrano (without a physical)
  57. Kris Benson’s wife saying she’d fuck the whole Mets roster If he cheats on her
  58. Anna Benson wearing sexy Ms. Claus outfit to company holiday party
  59. Anna Benson kidnapping her husband and locking him in the basement, while wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying a gun and knife
  60. Mets flashing “Congratulations Boston Red Sox, 1986 World Champions” on scoreboard in Game 6


https://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-definitive-list-of-mets-misery
 
#2
Barstool had an article about some of the more shameful moments in Mets history. As a long suffering Mets fan, I cringed as I went through the list...and I would have gladly signed a one day contract to be part of the Anna Benson gangbang

  1. Ike Davis’s Valley fever
  2. Ryan Church’s concussion flight
  3. Cespedes ranch accident
  4. 2007 collapse
  5. 2008 collapse
  6. Fred popping champagne after being eliminated to celebrate new stadium
  7. Matz hurting back sleeping on a friend’s couch during the 2015 pennant chase
  8. Jenry Mejia getting suspended 3 times for PEDs (then coming back)
  9. Syndergaard getting Hand foot and mouth disease
  10. Lastings Milledge
  11. Dwight Gooden missing the ’86 parade in a crack house
  12. Duaner Sanchez Cab Ride Massacre
  13. Matt Harvey UTI from just not peeing
  14. Dildogate
  15. Mr. Met flipping off a fan
  16. Bobby Bonilla
  17. Luis Castillo pop up
  18. Hiring an agent as GM
  19. Saberhagen bleach super soaker
  20. Ojeda’s gardening accident
  21. Tony Bernazard taking his shirt off to fight a minor leaguer
  22. Mickey fight/Vargas fight / apology
  23. Firing Willie Randolph at 1 am after making him fly for a road trip
  24. KRod beating his father in law
  25. Nimmo undercooking chicken and giving himself food poisoning
  26. Citi field getting lit on fire (twice)
  27. Rickey Henderson card game
  28. Kenny Rodgers walk
  29. Generation K
  30. Carlos Beltran caught looking
  31. Bobby Parnell blowing a save then immediately getting Tommy John
  32. Mets honoring franchise legends moments after getting eliminated
  33. Letting go of Tom Seaver TWICE
  34. Brodie managing games from home
  35. DW throwing out Noah’s lunch
  36. Vince Coleman throwing firecrackers at kids in LA
  37. Jason Bay
  38. Syndergaard skipping an MRI
  39. Madoff
  40. Trading Nolan Ryan
  41. Mets players drunk, doing drugs & “wife-swapping” on plane in ’86
  42. Piazza coming out as not gay
  43. Firing a pregnant employee for being pregnant
  44. Racoon loose in clubhouse
  45. Little Jerry
  46. Pedro pitching meaningless game
  47. Vince Coleman’s golf swing injuring Gooden
  48. Sneaking weed into Shea in peanut butter jars
  49. Batting out of order
  50. Only 8 players on the field for Opening Day
  51. David Cone in the bullpen “pine-tarring his bat” in front of 2 women
  52. Bob Valentine mustache
  53. Piazza 9/11 jersey sale/ team criticizing buyer for re-sale
  54. Agbayani steals ball from fan after giving it to him with 2 outs
  55. Kaz’s anal fissures
  56. Scott kazmir trade for wrong Victor Zambrano (without a physical)
  57. Kris Benson’s wife saying she’d fuck the whole Mets roster If he cheats on her
  58. Anna Benson wearing sexy Ms. Claus outfit to company holiday party
  59. Anna Benson kidnapping her husband and locking him in the basement, while wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying a gun and knife
  60. Mets flashing “Congratulations Boston Red Sox, 1986 World Champions” on scoreboard in Game 6


https://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/the-definitive-list-of-mets-misery
Nice job.
As a Yankee fan, I enjoyed it.
 
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