Maybe not hate mail but did not know where to put it

[blondekelly]

This is my first email of the day, lol. Gotta love it!

Hi bebe...

Ready for action? I hear good things about you.

I offer my barter services where we'll play for 30 minutes and I'll write you great reviews as I'm a professional writer in Brooklyn. You'll show me why you're the best...

John
xxx

 

[Waterclone]

What? We don't have a jokes forum here?

Maybe Misogyny Central?

 

[lightweight]

I did not know that your nickname was Bebe... lol

 

[paraneurotic]

Clearly this guy over-values his product quite a bit. Is there -any- author on earth with whom you actually consider such a barter??

 

[Waterclone]

At that point, it's not a matter of barter for a good review. It's offering a free session for celebrity.

 

[showtime99]

lol

Maybe he wants to write Kelly's Memoir!