Lost in Jamaica

#1
So I got to JFK and I never been to the new terminal for american. It was modern with many places to eat.

We flew over Cuba and it was some view, not a cloud in the sky.

My flight was on time and I cleared customs fast in Montego Bay. The signs were in Spanish as well and that confused me abit. The taxi was waiting and off we were. It was raining and it took an hour and a half.

This place reminds me of Caberete. Its much larger than I thought.

I checked in, looked around, got my first phone call and then hand the handyman call me a girl. She was cute and 18 and wanted $120. She was like that chica I shared with Sammy a few years back. I told her that I would pass. She would have stayed all night but not for $120. I will shop around.

There are 2 guys from Oslo at the Hotel, staying for 2 more weeks.

Decided to go to town, like the center and saw another cutie with her boyfriend and we chatted. She has friends so I will call them tomorrow. The handyman took me on his moto.

They have a full restaurant here so I had a nice chicken dinner.

This place feels like "The Palace" but in Caberete.

Its further out than I thought be there is s much going on between here and the "7 Mile" area where all the beach bars are.
Very strange to feel at home so fast.


So about last night. There were a few guys hanging around here, friends of the workers so they said I could tag along to On the Rocks.

They have jobs and don't make much, but the guy ownes a car which is more than most in DR and Colombia. Gas is about $1.10 a gallon here.

On the Rocks is an outside place with lots of music. I walked around alot and many girls walked up to me but not in an aggressive manor and I explained that they were not my type. We never talked money.

Think casa de Equipo in Caberete.

Then I grabbed a taxi, agreed on 400 and on the way home, we went into cruise mode.

Passed a spinner on the way, got a bad vibe so we continued on.

Well at Roots Bambo there was one outside, we chatted and I told her to be here at noon, so I can start my rotation.


Gave her a ride back to the west end, sat together in the back, pulled her skirt up a bit and she had smooth legs, not hairy as I was warned.

Observations about the girls, my first 6 hours.

So far and mind you its day #1. They are not starving here in Jamaica so many have meat on them. There are skinny ones like I like but I only saw 6 yesterday that I would do, compared to maybe 100, in DR or Colombia when you walk around the areas. I saw 2 that I would say were "7" and nothing higher but I arrived yesterday at 5PM. That could all change today.

Day 2:

Started off with a walk and lots of places to eat along the way. I was offered a massage for $60 then another offered one for $50 but we got to talking about life on this Island and the others. Same ole story, and she works on the side and she knows others. Well we went off and had breakfast. She is 34 and we will be talking to her about her associates later.


Decided to take another walk and stopped off at one of the many shack type restaurants. This one was run by a mother with 2 kids. They serve meat patties and she told me they were fressh and big. Had a little two year old, you hand her a 5 cent coin and she no longer is shy. She handed me back 150 in bills.

Stopped at alfreds and it was dead so I walked along the beach, and was talking to a guy that knew a place with 21 girls, yea right so I went for a ride. Well there were 6 girls, nothing special and it was $200 an hour, WOW!. He bought me back and wanted $10 for gas, I gave him 2 and walked away.


Another guy claimed to have a stable and his girls were $180 per hour. If you let them, they will rip you off on girls.

Sea Star has a shuttle into town so it goes at 11 and then again at 4.

Stef showed up at noon as planned and we hung at the pool until 3 and then I sent her home with 200 J because she wanted to smoke and that what they do here. She told me her story which was like all the other stories but in English. I told her to return at 5:15 for dinner. Well at 6:30 she was still not here so I returned to the meat patty shack and ate. Stef showed up there and the lady knew her, they were friends. Many people know my Stef around here.

That store reminds me of the place by the Palace. Everything here reminds me of Caberete.


I stopped at The Shark Bar, but no Lou, hahaha. It looks good and I will be back, maybe tonight, but I will return. This area is so different from the beach area. Its about a 10 minute walk from the SeaStar.

Well I forgot that the sun knocks me out so we laid down at 7PM and I woke at midnight, and I porked her, my first native Jamacain.

So far not one taxi tried to rip me off, which is different. Its 200 J to go in a public taxi from here at the Seastar to the Beach. Food at the beach, well thats a lot more money.

Day #3

We woke up, I told her to come back at noon again and I handed her 2700 J which is about $30. I told her I like other girls but she would have the daily spot if she was good. I had planned to sleep alone but it worked out with her being here. 3200 J plus a meal and drinks for her was my first 24 hours of expense.

Stef is 26 but has the face and body of say 19. She is mature as I like them. so far, no complaints of money. I asked about her rent, its 5,000 and due Sunday, so if it works out, she will get that for Sunday morning. Thats about $55.

So far its true, they all want to assist you and sell you something but if you spent much time in DR, you get use to it and just keep walking. You may not even notice it at times if you are zoned off, as I am.

Had my coffee, then some breakfast and my morning swim. There will be a swim every morning here. Its peaceful.

The Hotel taxi took me to the bank and on the way back I spotted another cutie so we stopped and chatted and I got her e mail addy.

Once at the Hotel, Stef was waiting, we than swam a while, then went to Ricks cafe. When we returned, I bought a bottle of Rum for $9 and we hung on the Hammock. Afterwards she gave me a massage, we fucked and swam some more. A third guy from Norway was in the pool with 4 girls. It was a Party.

We went off to eat at a local place, dinner for 2, $11.

We stopped by her shack and we are back here.

Decided to buy a bottle of Rum from the local bar for 900J which is about $10 rather than pay $3.50 a cup for rum & coke.

There are plenty of route taxis on the main road but many times I just walk and look at the many places to eat along the road for cheap. Two people are $11 in most cases for lunch or dinner. The hotel gives you a free breakfast.

Day #4

Woke up, had a nice session with my regular and told her to be back when ever. Had French Toast today and took a walk. On the main road there are many hotels on the cliffs so I took a look at a few. Its off season but its still over $100.

Stopped by a small bar owned by Jamaicans and hung. they open as early as 6am for real drinkers. I shall post pictures of it later.


Was able to get out and we ate at a cool little place by the beach and when I came back, I made a new friend.

Its Saturday night and its all you can eat at the SeaStar and live music.

Well my friend asked if she could bring a friend and since its been cheap, I said sure. Well her friend was going out to make some money so I told my girl to go with her.

There are single girls here at the All U Can Eat so within the first group there is an 18 year old and she gave me a number. I think I will head out tonight to see whats doing. Well on the way out I asked her how much for 2 hours and she said 20,000 J which is about $220. She was a 7 at best.

Well it was about 10:30 and I headed into the beach area. I waited for a route taxi and there was one sitting there with a passenger in the front seat and her boyfriend outside the car next to her, the were fighting. He wanted her out, she wanted to leave and the taxi man just sat and waited to see what would happen. after 15 minutes, I told him I would gra the next car so he told the guy to step back and we left.

Arrived at Bourban Beach, they wanted 400 to get in but I needed to look. As I was about to leave, she said take a look and so I did and it was dead. The taxi guy that I stood up the other day came up to be and said he waited 2 hours, too bad, thats your problem, but I said lets cruise and off we went. There were about 10 walkers out, all nasty so we went to Scub a Dub, car wash by day, strippers at night. Man at gate said there were 19, but there were 12. Most were big but I saw one not so big and she said, $50 Salida, $150 for her for an hour or all night. I offered $80 for all night, she said no, so I left and went home.


The trip is half over and the only downside is the selection of girls and their prices.

I have seen a few rel hot ones and they have jobs and are not really available. It is also low season so many of the higher quality girls won't be here for a while.


The Hotels are nice, the local food in the small dive joints are excellant and cheap, (Just like DR and Colombia), the transportation network is great, think DR with its public taxis and you will get the idea. I think Negril Beach is as good or better than Caberete beach.

In addition you can go all over the island, even Kingston I am told, just stay out of the bad areas.

The women are here, once you move around, you will find them. I will leave my opinion on pricing until after trip #3.

Day #5:

Got up late and we swam late so we missed breakfast so of, I still had my coffee and a muffin.


We walked down the road, at at the corner place. I had rice with peas and she had a jerk chicken plate. Nice serving for 800J which is under $9.


Then we walked a little further to one of the many bars and I had a ice cold one.

There is a guy that works for the power company and his cousin works here so he offered to take me to Montego Bay, so I put 2000 J in his tank and off we went. We were stopped at a Police check point but we got passed all right.

We take aride along the beach strip and there were many places to eat or hang. along the way he stops at this White Structure and takes me in. There were 10 girls, massages started at $40 and there was a 6 hour session for $120. These girls blew away the Negril selection.

We checked out the Holiday Inn which was $189 a night for two, all inclusive.


We checked out another Hotel which was on the strip for $154.

He then took to a second place, but there were 5 girls and I saw the one that I wanted. $120 a night from 8pm - 8am. She is 5ft tall and 105 pounds. We return tomorrow. She was what I came for, BINGO!


Next thing ya know we are at someones home and they rent out rooms for 3000 J and some of the rooms are actually apartments. Get there at 10PM and leave by 8 am.

We go back for the shortie tomorrow.


Was waiting for the regular to return, she said 7:30 but I looked at my watch and it was after 9 so I walked up to the main road where a route taxi asked me if I needed a ride. I asked him where the party was and he said, on the beach. I asked how much for the ride and he said 150 so I went. I stayed about 45 minutes, there was a DJ and there were lots of people. I saw about 4 or 5 girls out of the whole lot that I would do, so I went back to the room.

When we were driving around Montego Bay yesterday, I saw many hot ones, so later today, I will go back and finish my trip there.

Day #6:

My regular never showed up so I never really gave her muc, maybe $100 for 4 days. Well Andre came over by 10:15 and we took off. When we arrived in Montego Bay I checked out Caribic House but I didn't like it so I settled on Toby's for $89 a night.


We went to the first house and there was 2 girls but mine was no where in site and they called her. $120 was the house fee for 24 hours and I bumped into one of the girls later on and she said they liked a $300 tip for that period. They over state everything here.


We went to Oceanview for a massage, $40 and a $10 tip but the one I picked was an "8". andre had business in town so I hung there about 90 minutes more. Its a cool place. My girl has a guy in California and told me $300 a day in Negril, or $2100 for the week. By the end of the 90 she was down to $700 for the week. I think I can get her for $500 for the week.
I was walking around and there are many girls here, moving around aimlessly, not sure what the deal is but he said they all work on the side.

There is Tourist Police on this strip until 2am so its very safe. The taxi was $5 to go 8 blocks so I shall walk it. There are cops every other block.


We were driving around and spotted this hole in the wall strip club downtown. 200 to get in and 12 dancers. Well there were 6 dogs, 1 cute one and one hot one. She asked me if I would buy her a drink but I asked what else they do there and she said, fucking for 2000 for 30 minutes in the back, bingo!

Last night there were three ugly hookers on the street here and about 10 in the casino and then there was Kim, 5 ft 4, 110 pounds, flat tummy, small tits and smooth leggs. She wanted $150 but I said $50 and walked away. She settled for $70 and we went back. She looked 24 but was 31. She lkept trying to upsell but I told her to stop it already. She was a solid "8" in my book.

We talked about going to Negril for the week at a later time.



The girls are here and after they know you I am guessing about $200 - $600 for their time for a week in Negril. The girls from the stripclubs might be the way to go.


Western Union is here and many girls think they have gold between their leggs. My trip will be over and I had 3 so far, not the 10 I wanted but its trip 1.


Took a swim today, the place is empty and the front desk said have a maid wash my clothes so I asked one and its 500J for a weeks worth, not bad. I will be repacked and ready for my next jump off.



Made it downtown, got a haircut and shave for 500. Bought a 20 oz Pepsi for 55 and found an internet for 200. Will look around for a place with girls around here soon.



Lets get to the center center, its great, girls are everywhere. I was walking and this guy walked up to me and said, you know me, but I kept walking and it was the guy on the plane that I was chatting with. He will come get me at 9 and take me to the stripclubs. Met some girls that would do a massage for $50 for two hours but I passed.

The students are out, the college girls are here and the ones in training acadamies are here. I saw about 25 cute ones walking, my head is spinning.

The tourist police are in the main areas and the regular police are here in the center.

Saw this girl with a different type of haircut, after a few minutes, the four of us were off to a chinese restaurant. She couldn't go swimming because she was having her period and did't want to stick a tampon up there. She said something in Spanish, turns out her grandma is Cuban so she is a quarter Spanish and yes I have pictures.

She has cramps but wants to meet me later. She is a country girl. I was talking to about 8 different ones before I setteled on her.

Back out there again, saw one that may have been a tourist but wasn't. We chatted and chatted and I told her that I loke longterm friends. She has a visa and was in NY so I told her, I have no time now but if I ever see you in NY or here in April, I would buy her dinner, but not now. Well she gave me her e mail address. A girl with a Visa and a good job, I love Jamaica.


Took a route taxi to see where it goes and guess what, it goes to the airport for 70 and right straight downtown as well. Second cheapest to Tobago where you can walk into the airport.


Well Kim came back at 6:08 as planned and we went to eat. I choose a place I passed and we split a large pizza then went back to my place. We fucked once and just hung. I could have done a second pop if I wanted as well. I gave her $100 as we agreed on, she was there for 4 hours and we walked back to her spot. Yes they will negotiate after that first meeting. She was kissing me and I took pictures. Tonight she will spend the whole night. I told her I was here until Saturday.

Had breakfast at Burger King for 300 rather than the hotel for 1100.


Took the route taxi for 70 to the airport. Used the Kiosk to get my boarding pass and I am back downtown. I will get to the airport at 4:15 for my 5:25 flight. So simple here.
 
#2
And here I thought this post was about you getting lost in Queens lol
But quite a trip report Jimmy. I'm going to have to re-read this because its a lot to digest but its sounds like you had fun!
 
#3
damn Jimmy. Props to you. Sounds like something I did when I went to the DR by myself. Although you had tons of more play than I did. I think I need to get to the DR again after reading this (yes, I know you were in Jamaica but I like the DR =))
 
#5
And here I thought this post was about you getting lost in Queens lol
But quite a trip report Jimmy. I'm going to have to re-read this because its a lot to digest but its sounds like you had fun!

Well the 28 day Medellin Colombia report is comong, complete with pictures.
 
#7
Negril/Montego Bay

The problem with this area is hat the women are not pretty at all. But, it's easy to pick up the tourists, specially the Canadians. Kingston is the place, for local girls. Ocho Rios at Easter is not bad either.
 
#9
yeah Randy, same organization. just put the name wrong. thanks. but yes thats the group that the AZ LOST JEEPS belongs to after the hard work put in by our past president Vern.
 
Top