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Well, not much to tell, was on my way home from work and saw a pretty attractive girl( which should have been my first sign) in a mini skirt hanging out in a parking lot where SW's would hang out. It was in Amityville, off Sunrise Hwy. I pulled up to her and she asked me If I was looking for some fun. I said sure, she was like what do you want. I was like, I don't know, waiting for her to make the first gesture. She didn't and without thinking I was like how much for a hand job. She was like, 20 bucks, but you have to meet me at the parking lot around back. So, now I am nervous that she was tryin to set me up to get robbed or beat down. So, I say to her..."you know what...just forget it". As I pull away 4 cop cars surround my car, put the cuffs on me and haul me away. All they needed was to have me on tape saying I wanted a hand job. They took me down to the station, processed me through the system, and kept me there for over 7 hours hancuffed to a steel table. One after another they were bringing guys in. When the count got to 20, the female decoy walks in and pretty much just laughs at us all. Then came the Suffolk Life reporters who were doing a story on the whole sting operation. It was nice having my Mom call me at work to tell me that she saw my name in the papers......Thankfully my mom is cool as all hell.....(56 years old, acts like she's 20 and drives a pink corvette convertable) She couldn't stop laughing about the whole thing. The only words out of her mouth were "be more careful next time" That is pretty much the whole story.....The guy that I really felt bad for was the guy who was sitting next to me. He told me that him and his pregnant wife were watching Tv and she asked him to run to the supermarket to get a gallon of milk so she could make a milkshake. On the way to the quick-mart he saw the decoy tried to get a Bj and got busted. How fucked was that guy? I never saw a man more nervous in my entire life.
