Tofft
Went there today. It was a weird experience. Called and got the address. They're at 250 Fulton Ave. in Hempstead. It's a big gray office building. FYI, the parole dept is in the same building. LOL. I had to call 4 times before I finally got there, because I wasn't sure if I was at the right place. Just so you guys know, there's a big parking lot there, but it's all metered parking and the meters only take quarters, so make sure you have change. I didn't and was lucky enough to find a meter that still had 2 hours left on it. Not that I needed that much. Once I was there, I asked where they were in the building and was told 5th floor, suite 513. So I took the elevator up to the 5th floor and when I found the office, there was a sign outside the door that said "C. Reporting". Um ok. Am I in the right place??? So I called again and she confirmed the office and said they didn't have a chance to change the signs yet. She opened the door while still on the phone with me and ushered me in.
There were 2 girls there, one dark skinned, one latina. The ad on BP says latin and caribbean. Bull. She was a WOC. Not that I have a problem with it, but I hate false advertising, especially with all the fake photos I have to put up with from the AMPS and this ad promised 100% real photos. The dark skinned girl brought me into the room, so I guess it was her turn. Damage there is 40 for the half or 80 for the hour. Being my first time there, and not familiar with their services, I took the half. Good thing. The place isn't the cleanest, as it's nothing more than a converted office with all the furniture removed and a massage table in the middle, with a chair in the corner, and a little end table for their oils and stuff. She took my donation and left me to undress.
Table was covered with towels and didn't look too clean. Kinda grossed me out, but I went with it. She came in and proceeded to give me what amounted to nothing but a rubdown. She used a lot of oil. I was a little worried, because the oil was in a big pump bottle and was a golden color. I half expected it to smell like cooking oil. As it turned out it had no scent at all. But she used a lot of it. She rubbed my back, shoulders and arms, then moved down and did my legs. There was no ST or teasing of any kind. About 20 min into it, she told me to turn over. She started applying the oil to my chest, stomach and legs and did a quick frontal rubdown. She completely avoided the goods. No teasing or anything. Then she asked me if I was feeling relief. I laughed, looking down at a limp noodle and said, "a little". "A Little?", she asked. "Nobody ever told me they only felt a little relief from me before". So I said, "well I'll let you know when we're all done". With that she filled her hands with a load of oil and covered Junior with it, who was totally limp, due to no stimulation or teasing whatsoever, and she started pulling on it (like she was pulling taffy) to try to get me aroused. It took quite a few minutes and I really wasn't into it, but I fantasized really hard and she finally got me off. I don't know how much roaming was allowed, but I wasn't into her and went as far as rubbing her ass, which was nice and round. More might be available, but I didn't go exploring.
Here's a real negative: No hot towel and no cleanup. so all that oil she put on me was still all over my body. Thank goodness it didn't smell. She cleaned Junior up with baby wipes and gave me baby wipes for my hands. When I asked if there was a bathroom I could use, she told me that because it's an office building, the bathroom was down the hall and needed a key. So that's a no. So I left, disenchanted, covered with oil and needing a bathroom. I needed another shower when I got home. Luckily nobody was home when I got there. Yuck. I tipped 20 for the effort, but it really wasn't worth it. I didn't get her name, because I really didn't feel it mattered and I certainly won't be back.
So the hunt for the elusive LMP that can give me a good looking latina and good service is still on with still no success. Anyone who wants to try this, you've been warned. I don't expect this place to last.
