Lisa - dark chocolate

#1
Just had a great experience with Lisa this afternoon. Saw her pics on a BP-similar site, looked TGTBT skinny, tall, sexy. I keep track of the days and she repeats her ad after 1 or 2 weeks which is a plus sign for me. This is her ad:


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What jumped out at me was language in the title and body. Concise, sophisticated, could have been an obese 37 year old man in mom's basement wrote this ad, but if it turned out to be accurate I have struck gold. Her ad also hides her face so I was taking my chances in the looks department. Text her to set up the meet and she responds promptly in a professional and inviting tone. 120 HH 180 HR BBBJ included. Opted for the half hour. Actually planned on Thursday but had to postpone for today which she had no problems with.

The area is Briarwood, kinda close to Queens General Hospital. I get to the front door and she invites me in. Does a quick LE check grabbing my chest and stomach. I offer she can grab junior to test, but she says thats ok. Was curious if she was LE but then she shows me her tits. She's in a nice, clean, spacious apartment. Leads me to her bedroom which is proportionally smaller than the rest of the apartment with a big bed but more than adequate. She gets undressed and I lay the donation on the table. I can't say for 100% if she is the girl in the pics but close enough. Nice small waist, wide hips, full perky As, nice ass. The things that may or may not match from the pics were the lower hips and ass, but she is still really hot. Her face looks kind of like Brandy the R&B singer. Not considered "beautiful" but attractive with dark smooth skin, nice hair, nice smile, nice attitude. Her attitude is really sweet and bubbly. She's tall too like in the ad, but I'm tall too so I think that was a plus for her. She told me she's from St. Martin.

I tell her I only want BBBJ which she is fine with. Some LFK to begin gets me excited. Pull her in for a strong hug while making out, grabbing ass. I tell her to get down on her knees (which she prefers) and she dives right in DT all of junior and holding it for a long ass time with no gag reflex(note: I'm not that big). I'm thinking to myself "this is great!". She takes direction really well too, and doesn't mind you pushing her head in for DT and holding it there from now until eternity. Told her I like it sloppy and she complied with adequate spit. Told her to play with the head. Basically she complied with everything. Changed it up a bit, played with her ripe body and decided for some DATY. Medium sized clit, licking away with some FIV and she was moaning. Tasted kind of curry-ish if you know what I mean. Decided to lie her down and facefuck her. Again she complied with everything, and even did this awesome move where she had it all in and wiggled her tongue around. I told her to talk dirty to me and she was really good at that too. We didn't agree on it earlier but she seemed cool with CIM and i did. Gave me some baby wipes (no alcohol though) and offered use of her bathroom. Got dressed, some small chit chat which she was very friendly and receptive to, then left. Would repeat for the great service and really hot girl. Treat her good fellas.

Face 7
Body 8
Attitude 9
Performance 9.5
 
#2
Thanks buddy, I had my eye on this one. Truly appreciate the review because I exchanged texts with her and like you was impressed by her professionalism. Just hope she isn't too tall for me. Otherwise she has the type of body I like.

Regards,

Pops

BTW- how was parking in that area- I know it can be difficult. Also any pets?
 
#3
Parking not so bad, tried to keep an eye out 1 or 2 blocks before arriving and walk there. Might have been easier for me cuz i went in the afternoon.

No pets. Another pro: no scented candles or girly spray or smell of any kind that lingered with me when i left. Except maybe the curry taste on my finger and lips!
 
#5
Ibtoo have seen her on the BP replica site and was hesitant about pulling the trigger. To be totally straighforward I have never been with a black chick but have been wanting to for a very long time. This might be just the girl to break the white/Latina/Asian streak for me! Thanks bro!
 
#9
I have not had the pleasure of seeing Lisa- yet, but have communicated with her via text and a voice call. Our schedules have not worked out. Apparently Lisa is getting her calendar filled with appointments- guys don't wear her out too soon! Not used to having to wait days for an appointment.

I just wish to add Lisa should conduct a charm school for providers. From my little interaction with her I am charmed and desiring to meet her on a very personal level. Not used to encountering a high level of civility in this game. When i do, I feel the need to give credit where it is due.

Regards,

Pops
 
#13
Yeah I gave up. All day Saturday and all day sunday she told me she was booked up. With so many options out there I will wait until the hype dies down. But I must agree with popeye on this one, because her dialogue alone got me turned on and wanting to see her. This girl will be saught after for a long time to come if she keeps that disposition.
 

billyS

Reign of Terror
#14
Just had a great experience with Lisa this afternoon. Saw her pics on a BP-similar site, looked TGTBT skinny, tall, sexy. I keep track of the days and she repeats her ad after 1 or 2 weeks which is a plus sign for me. This is her ad:

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What jumped out at me was language in the title and body. Concise, sophisticated, could have been an obese 37 year old man in mom's basement wrote this ad, but if it turned out to be accurate I have struck gold. Her ad also hides her face so I was taking my chances in the looks department. Text her to set up the meet and she responds promptly in a professional and inviting tone. 120 HH 180 HR BBBJ included. Opted for the half hour. Actually planned on Thursday but had to postpone for today which she had no problems with.

The area is Briarwood, kinda close to Queens General Hospital. I get to the front door and she invites me in. Does a quick LE check grabbing my chest and stomach. I offer she can grab junior to test, but she says thats ok. Was curious if she was LE but then she shows me her tits. She's in a nice, clean, spacious apartment. Leads me to her bedroom which is proportionally smaller than the rest of the apartment with a big bed but more than adequate. She gets undressed and I lay the donation on the table. I can't say for 100% if she is the girl in the pics but close enough. Nice small waist, wide hips, full perky As, nice ass. The things that may or may not match from the pics were the lower hips and ass, but she is still really hot. Her face looks kind of like Brandy the R&B singer. Not considered "beautiful" but attractive with dark smooth skin, nice hair, nice smile, nice attitude. Her attitude is really sweet and bubbly. She's tall too like in the ad, but I'm tall too so I think that was a plus for her. She told me she's from St. Martin.

I tell her I only want BBBJ which she is fine with. Some LFK to begin gets me excited. Pull her in for a strong hug while making out, grabbing ass. I tell her to get down on her knees (which she prefers) and she dives right in DT all of junior and holding it for a long ass time with no gag reflex(note: I'm not that big). I'm thinking to myself "this is great!". She takes direction really well too, and doesn't mind you pushing her head in for DT and holding it there from now until eternity. Told her I like it sloppy and she complied with adequate spit. Told her to play with the head. Basically she complied with everything. Changed it up a bit, played with her ripe body and decided for some DATY. Medium sized clit, licking away with some FIV and she was moaning. Tasted kind of curry-ish if you know what I mean. Decided to lie her down and facefuck her. Again she complied with everything, and even did this awesome move where she had it all in and wiggled her tongue around. I told her to talk dirty to me and she was really good at that too. We didn't agree on it earlier but she seemed cool with CIM and i did. Gave me some baby wipes (no alcohol though) and offered use of her bathroom. Got dressed, some small chit chat which she was very friendly and receptive to, then left. Would repeat for the great service and really hot girl. Treat her good fellas.

Face 7
Body 8
Attitude 9
Performance 9.5
Great review SqirMaster!
I must say you are a welcome addition to UG. Much appreciated .
Great find.
 

billyS

Reign of Terror
#15
sniff sniff....I smell billys jumping all over this one. Surprised he hasn't posted yet.
Don't be surprised, I'm being moderated.
Yes this one is on my to do list, except for some quick head on Sunday I haven't had the time to hobby.
But you know me well my friend, hopefully I have a follow-up review on her soon.
 
#16
UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW

I met Lisa. She is as described by SqirlMaster- great description, nothing further to add. Provided pics are photoshopped, or enhanced, but are very accurate about her physique. As I said before nothing to add about the description of her look. Except she had a wig on when I saw her- nothing off-putting.

She hosts out of her home, so I really am concerned about how she manages foot traffic. The area is very residential and a decent neighborhood. My impression is she is low volume and wants to keep it that way. Also, she is not for bargain hunters, but for those seeking good value for the amount they wish to gift her.

Charitable contribution is as previously listed. I selected 120hh, and she wanted extra for BBBJ. She claimed not to usually offer BBBJ. So, didn’t push to receive it, and went with her comfort zone. SqirlMaster consider yourself a lucky man.

Her head game is commendable, but nothing I would consider off the charts. She aims to please and is quite submissive. Made it clear she was more concerned about my pleasure than hers. Although when we got into CFS she was very compliant and got into receiving pleasure from our encounter. Missionary and lazy doggie were the two positions we navigated, and the ride was a very snug one- surprisingly snug for a pro.

My experience with her is best described as sensual, and not erotic like if I were living out my porn fantasy. The impression you get from when you initially contact her lingers upon meeting- she truly is a sweetheart. She made me feel at ease and I thought to myself that I could easily become her regular.

The unfortunate aspect of the experience was what SqirlMaster describes as the curry smell emanating from her private part. I engaged in DATY and it was quite pungent. Also, while her arousal increased during CFS the emanations became stronger. Nothing offensive, but quite noticeable and a slight whiff would hit my nose every time I pulled out to switch positions. I strongly suspect she is aware of this issue. Note she showered before I arrived.

After my session with Lisa I still felt unfulfilled, so I called an old Asian standby I hadn’t seen for months. My standby reminded me why I used to see her regularly, and why I need to continue to do so. My old standby left me satisfied the way I needed with no olfactory assaults.

To sum up Lisa:
Looks 7
Body 9
Service/attitude 7 (dings for pussy odor and not making me feel like a bull)
Location 7 (Great location, but parking sucks)
 
#17
Shit I have an appt with her for satirday morning... The pussy smell is making me think twice now. Damnit I thought this wpuld be a great way to break into the black for me!
 

billyS

Reign of Terror
#18
UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW

She aims to please and is quite submissive.

The unfortunate aspect of the experience was what SqirlMaster describes as the curry smell emanating from her private part. I engaged in DATY and it was quite pungent. Also, while her arousal increased during CFS the emanations became stronger. Nothing offensive, but quite noticeable and a slight whiff would hit my nose every time I pulled out to switch positions. I strongly suspect she is aware of this issue. Note she showered before I arrived.

Service/attitude 7 (dings for pussy odor and not making me feel like a bull)
Thanks for the totally Frank and honest review.
The pussy oder has put a break on me rushing over but other aspects of your review make me want to see her.
The price point is well with in the Norm for what I expect to pay for incall and the location is actually a little closer to me than Sanford's present location, so that is not an issue. As far as parking, being a patron of Sanford and 1F has gotten me used to parking space hunting.

Thanks Pops! I will report back if/when I see her.
 
#19
I think the curry-like smell is caused by a combination of her natural smell and possibly her diet/ food she eats. In the same thinking like how jerk chicken is made with lots of spices. I would describe her as carribean, and you know how that area's foods is a big mix of spices and currys with indian roots (think guyanese).
I dont think the smell is a result of bad hygeine.
 
#20
I think the curry-like smell is caused by a combination of her natural smell and possibly her diet/ food she eats. In the same thinking like how jerk chicken is made with lots of spices. I would describe her as carribean, and you know how that area's foods is a big mix of spices and currys with indian roots (think guyanese).
I dont think the smell is a result of bad hygeine.
Totally agree- I believe the smell is not due to poor hygiene, I did state she showered prior to my arrival. If anything i found her extremely clean, even the cooch was super clean. Most likely a combination of diet and natural fragrance. Unfortunately it was noticeable and somewhat distracting.

Over the years I have found ladies that are newcomers to the game and work alone tend to not fully understand how to keep things unscented down below. In my experience the women that work in the cat-house share trade secrets and learn how to keep themselves smelling fresh. Again everyone has a smell, it is natural to do so and it is not necessarily due to poor hygiene. My Mama-san friends through the years did inform me there are ways to mitigate any strong odors, which women in the trade often share.

Please note I am not dissuading folks from seeing her. I just wish prospective clients to be aware that if you are sensitive to any kind of vaginal smell you may encounter this with her. I am only following up on what was previously stated about her.

Regards,

Pops
 
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