Let's get this thing cooking

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Touring ladies...you should look at the activity on TBD's Carolina boards.

I think you'd do well in Raleigh......

 

[Ozzy]

1i,
you relize you're gong to have to f*ck yourself silly to keep this (carolina) board active.

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Rev OETT

I had the chance to make it with OETT last nite. After pouring a beer over his hand to get his date drunk, he proceeded to whack me senseless.

Good hand and finger coordination. Good rhythm.

I started to get ill and threw up, and then OETT lost interest in continuation.

Would I see again? Hell, I dunno. I've been thru this with OETT for damn near 30 years now.

 

[Slinky Bender]

Picking up girls in bars is like playing poker. If you don't bluff well, you'd better have a good hand.

 

[Ozzy]

so if you got OETT a manicure....would that be considered "wooing" or proper grooming?


also, did you practice safe sex and wear a (latex) glove?

 

[LeslieNC]

Hey!!!!

Now how do we get everyone ova here??

Kisses,
Leslie

 

[Slinky Bender]

Hey, you guys were the one's who stood underneath my window chanting "If you build it, they will come". I'm still waiting Shoeless Joe to show up.

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Re: Hey!!!!

Now how do we get everyone ova here??

Leslie....just email your girlfriends and tell them that there won't be no censorship on the number of posts per day or none of that dog shit stuff....lol

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Originally posted by slinkybender
I'm still waiting Shoeless Joe to show up.

Working on it dude....in your spare time...you could always send some emails to the ladies on that other board.

Maybe give Leslie free ad space for a time....

The 'dicks with wallets' will be here soon....

 

[ryan]

Does the Goodlookin One not tour anymore ? I saw her on tour in 1999 and had a fantastic time ! Hope she can make it up to NJ someday...

 

[One Eyed Trouser Trout]

Angela....aka Goodlookin1

Angela is alive and well...but I don't expect her to tour...and actually, she's below the radar

 

[Carl M]

The Dang Varment!

When in Carolina gotta act like rebels!LOL! Where the hell are my buddies from Charlotte- Hey NC Parrott get your ass over here!!