Well guys Id hate to brag here but I had one hell of a night last night. We always review providers here, but I have to review 2 regular ladies who thought they were going out dancing last night. No I didnt have them at the same time.
Girl 1, 42, married, CPA out for happy hour, still there at 9pm. Her friends left, I noticed she was alone at the bar. Asked the bartender about her story got filled in. Walk over and do my palm reading trick, try this guys it works like fucking magic. Here's the deal, I notice the wedding band, 40 something woman in a bar in a suit at 9pm, ring on her thumb and toe. I say something like this, "You know I work with with a woman who taught me how to read a palm. I can tell you 3 things interested?" Of course she says yes and hands me her palm. What do I say you ask? "You are married and love your husband dearly." Right on there, hint #1 wedding ring. "You have never cheated on your husband and would never leave him." Hint #2, most women would stay w the man forever, its the men that fuck things up. "You have a decent sex life, but need that extra pizaz and miss that very much." After I say all that she is looking at me in fucking amazment. Long story short, I walk her to her car where we ended up bbbjtc, cost to me $4.50 for her jack and coke.
Girl 2, 45, "seperated", school teacher, out for sex last night. Did the palm thing again, except I said deep down you want to go back with your husband blah blah, you have to tweak this once and a while. Again Long story, a little longer story then the other one. Cut short here, its 2 am and im getting bbbjtcnqns followed up by yet another one. Thats 3 in one night 2 women and about $20 out of pocket. Along with that caveman conquering feeling about "chasing" a woman.
Thanks for listening you have been a great crowd.
Girl 1, 42, married, CPA out for happy hour, still there at 9pm. Her friends left, I noticed she was alone at the bar. Asked the bartender about her story got filled in. Walk over and do my palm reading trick, try this guys it works like fucking magic. Here's the deal, I notice the wedding band, 40 something woman in a bar in a suit at 9pm, ring on her thumb and toe. I say something like this, "You know I work with with a woman who taught me how to read a palm. I can tell you 3 things interested?" Of course she says yes and hands me her palm. What do I say you ask? "You are married and love your husband dearly." Right on there, hint #1 wedding ring. "You have never cheated on your husband and would never leave him." Hint #2, most women would stay w the man forever, its the men that fuck things up. "You have a decent sex life, but need that extra pizaz and miss that very much." After I say all that she is looking at me in fucking amazment. Long story short, I walk her to her car where we ended up bbbjtc, cost to me $4.50 for her jack and coke.
Girl 2, 45, "seperated", school teacher, out for sex last night. Did the palm thing again, except I said deep down you want to go back with your husband blah blah, you have to tweak this once and a while. Again Long story, a little longer story then the other one. Cut short here, its 2 am and im getting bbbjtcnqns followed up by yet another one. Thats 3 in one night 2 women and about $20 out of pocket. Along with that caveman conquering feeling about "chasing" a woman.
Thanks for listening you have been a great crowd.
