Lanna 267-836-1047

#1
Boys

I haven't been around much, but a little. Enough anyway to have gotten very frustrated with fakes and bad performances over the past few months.

This will be a little tough because I can't link to the Ad and when you google the # it comes up with an older ad posted by her handler somewhere else. Sorry to not be much help there!

I saw the Ad and there were a few clues that I picked up that she was real. Texted. Made an apptmt. 300 Hr. Hauppauge.

Holy Crap this girl is gorgeous and is the real thing. Very pretty and a body to simply die for. Personal trainer. For real. She looks like that 28 year old super hot first grade teacher you had when you knew something was going on but you were too young to do much about it. In any event right on time with the apptmt. Wearing a robe over a one piece. Kissed me hello like she meant it. She was rarin to go and with a great attitude. I practically fell down I was trying to get my clothes off so fast!

She went right to her knees and started an exceptional BBBJ which went on for a while. No rush at all. Asked if I wanted a massage! After that I was like Uh, No!.She layed down and gave me a chance to go to town. Kissing, then down to great nips on some good man mades and then south for DATY. That of course is my favorite. She has some major assets down there, clean, tasty responsive and a big clit. For me at least I could have stayed down there for the hour. She rolled over so I could continue from behind and then popped up for BBBJ before bagging me and getting on top for CG. OMG that body - holding those hips and that ass. Unbelievable.

She shifted for doggie which she clearly loved. Talking the whole time, telling me she wanted it harder. God I love that! Couldn't take it and on to mish. Staring at that face and her body. Even her arms were sexy for God's sake. Couldn't take it. Blew.

Talked and laughed for a while.

An abbreviated round 2.

Exceptional. She said she's not getting calls because she thinks no one believes the pictures. If you can find the ad believe them. If you can't, believe me.

Go for it!!!
 
#5
This a fair representation of her? I had to wade through all the Philly ads before I found this.
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Greetings, I'm Lanna I specialize in offering an unparalleled experience to your "mill runner" mates. Everything about me is exquisite. I pride myself on my body, appearance, balance and above all my interaction with you. If you deserve the best, you deserve me. I am small, sweet and always gentle in my behavior. I am sure you will appreciate my approach to the time we spend together, taking my time, ensuring your comfort and providing the best possible experience every time. Please contact me if you think we can trigger a connection. I'd live to hear you while I'm in town.

And while I understand your reluctance to post the ad link - I'm still trying to understand the new policy because ad links were allowed and encouraged back in my day as long as they weren't review sites - I don't know why you didn't at least add the photo. Then again, no one adds photos.
 
#6
The photo appeared after all. Please delete the duplicate photo post above and this one. I tried to make a report to request this but it won't allow me to do it.

I am having an extremely difficult time accessing the site when I am logged in, just as another member reported last week. And once I'm logged in, it takes forever for a post to go through. But I have no trouble navigating the site when I lurk, so I will have to join the majority of users that suck info out of here that way. I thought I would try playing nice and being helpful here, but I guess you guys have inadvertently found a way to keep me out of here for good.
 
#7
Boys

I haven't been around much, but a little. Enough anyway to have gotten very frustrated with fakes and bad performances over the past few months.

This will be a little tough because I can't link to the Ad and when you google the # it comes up with an older ad posted by her handler somewhere else. Sorry to not be much help there!

I saw the Ad and there were a few clues that I picked up that she was real. Texted. Made an apptmt. 300 Hr. Hauppauge.

Holy Crap this girl is gorgeous and is the real thing. Very pretty and a body to simply die for. Personal trainer. For real. She looks like that 28 year old super hot first grade teacher you had when you knew something was going on but you were too young to do much about it. In any event right on time with the apptmt. Wearing a robe over a one piece. Kissed me hello like she meant it. She was rarin to go and with a great attitude. I practically fell down I was trying to get my clothes off so fast!

She went right to her knees and started an exceptional BBBJ which went on for a while. No rush at all. Asked if I wanted a massage! After that I was like Uh, No!.She layed down and gave me a chance to go to town. Kissing, then down to great nips on some good man mades and then south for DATY. That of course is my favorite. She has some major assets down there, clean, tasty responsive and a big clit. For me at least I could have stayed down there for the hour. She rolled over so I could continue from behind and then popped up for BBBJ before bagging me and getting on top for CG. OMG that body - holding those hips and that ass. Unbelievable.

She shifted for doggie which she clearly loved. Talking the whole time, telling me she wanted it harder. God I love that! Couldn't take it and on to mish. Staring at that face and her body. Even her arms were sexy for God's sake. Couldn't take it. Blew.

Talked and laughed for a while.

An abbreviated round 2.

Exceptional. She said she's not getting calls because she thinks no one believes the pictures. If you can find the ad believe them. If you can't, believe me.

Go for it!!!
Thanks for the review beemer she sounds great . How did you get on touch with her. Texted last night but no reply so far
 
#8
The picture is pretty fair although she has a lot of makeup on in the picture and, in my opinion, she looks better without it. She also is not a full blond at the moment.

I just texted the number and heard back. She was getting pretty frustrated over the lack of response so maybe she left?
 
#10
The picture is pretty fair although she has a lot of makeup on in the picture and, in my opinion, she looks better without it. She also is not a full blond at the moment.

I just texted the number and heard back. She was getting pretty frustrated over the lack of response so maybe she left?
Well gold and I are volunteering to keep her busy it seems .. still no reply
 
#14
I texted her she answered back within the hour,trying to set something up for Friday or tomorrow,no response yet on that,get the feeling she is not gonna get back,because I was not texting for today.
 
#15
120 for 15 min quickie... this ones a diamond in the rough. She’s Italian with super tan skin... about 5’6, thin with a fat ass, sexy hips and big fake DD’s. Body is very curvy while still being fit, literally amazing. Built like a porn star. Her face is beautiful despite her age- she has juicy full lips and wrinkles around her eyes that show her age. My guess is the ad is correct and she’s around 38-40 years old... such a hot cougar. Her tits, ass and body are her best characteristic, literally a 10/10 body. Pics are accurate but I would say she’s even hotter than some of those pics.

Her attitude is amazing, very positive, relaxing and chill. She gave me a CBJ while I slapped her ass and felt her tits, she was telling me to tell her what I wanna do to her... then I fucked her from the back as I was grabbing her huge DD’s, standing up while she was holding onto the desk and still had her heels on. Sexy dirty talk telling me to fuck her, and she was taking the whole thing like a champ. She did tell me to not fuck so hard but I did anyway and she was loving it. We moved to the bed and I again fucked her from the back while grabbing her delicious thighs and ass, let myself cum quick since I only got the 15 min.
 
#16
UTOPIA GUIDE REVIEW
Once again, I was trying to lay off the hobby for a little while, but then I saw yesterday’s post by @kbeemer and it sounded too good to wait on. I googled and found an ad on a particular site which had the pics which have been posted above. I figured I would monitor the site this morning and if the ad went up I’d go for it. A little after 11 a.m. there was nothing, but then I checked this thread again. I saw that a few people had been reaching out last night and hadn’t heard back, but I also saw that @kbeemer said her ad was up this morning. I decided to check some other ad sites and lo and behold, her ad was up on a different site. That site indicated that the ad had gone up a little after 10 a.m., and it was now about 11:20. Given that others had tried to reach out to her and not heard anything I wasn’t very hopeful about getting a response but decided to try.

The only negative thing was the set-up, but I would later find out that she has a personal assistant that handles her bookings, so when you call or text, you are not dealing directly with her. My initial text simply stated that I saw her ad and wanted to know rates. I was surprised to get a text back in a few minutes which stated that she would send me her location and information and then I could tell her when I want to come and for how long. I texted back OK, and then waited for the information. About 6 minutes went by with no response, so I texted, “You are in Hauppauge, right?” No response for over six minutes, at which point I texted that I was hoping to see her at 1 p.m. but need to know soon if she is available in order to make arrangements. This time I heard back right away that 1 p.m. was good and that she would text me her location in a few minutes. Well 20 minutes go by with nothing, and now I need to get moving if I’m going to get to the bank to get money and make the appointment. I head to the bank and before going in I text one more time to try to confirm the amount (I was assuming 300 based on the original post, but wanted to be sure). This time I state that it’s almost 1 p.m. and I need to know where to go soon if I’m going to be on time. Still I hear nothing. I drive to a location which I figure will be close to all of the locations in Hauppauge that I am aware of, and text again that I’m in the area, it is almost 1 and I need to know where to go. I wait until about 10 minutes past 1 and send a final, last-ditch effort text, saying that I was really hoping to meet her, but if I don’t hear back soon I’m not going to be able to. This time I get a response right away with location and rates. I say I will be there in 10 minutes and she (or rather, her assistant) says she’ll be waiting. I get to the location (by now it is 1:30) and text that I am there. I get a phone call, confirm I am in the parking lot and I get the room number and head up.

The set-up aggravation was worth it. This woman is beautiful. She is the woman in the pics, but in my opinion looks even better in person. I’m not sure of her ethnicity. Light-skinned Latina? Lightly tanned European? I just don’t know, nor did I really care, she was just Fantastically Sexy Woman! She has an accent which I couldn’t place, but she speaks very good English. She was very friendly upon my arrival; greeting me with a kiss on the lips. She was wearing a nice little green dress. She may post pics with it in a future ad because she actually asked if I had seen it in today’s ad and says she likes to put new pics up frequently so people will know she’s real. She also was aware of the original post here, because, as suspected, her bookings blew up today in response to the review. In fact she mentioned that she had to turn down some business last night. She told me that she used to work for an upscale agency which I’m sure we’ve all heard of, but I don’t think I can mention here. She said that with them she would never see more than 4 clients in a day. Well today, at 1:30, I was apparently client number 5! I think this is also why her assistant was having trouble with responding promptly and setting things up, but fortunately it worked out for me. She also mentioned that if she is going to be this busy, she is not going to see anyone for less than the one hour, so although her assistant did quote me rates for less than the hour (15 min 120, 30 min 200), I think that ship may have sailed unless business drops off again.

She offered me use of the bathroom, which I took her up on, then came out to get down to business. I got undressed and onto the bed. She asked about a massage and I told her I like mutual touching, and then she got all wild and sexy on me. She was kind of crawling on me, doing a lot of body to body rubbing, she took down the top of her dress so I could have access to the girls and then did a bit of titty fucking. The whole dress came off pretty quickly and she had a nice black thong type thing on. She climbed on top of me and pulled the thong to the side and sat on my face. Wow, awesome. She likes to talk dirty too. Pretty soon she covered me up and started a CBJ. Guess I didn’t rate for a BBJ, perhaps because she knew I just used the bathroom. Anyway, it was really great and pretty soon she was riding me. There was intermittent LFK and dirty talk, asking me to call her a dirty whore or slut, I can’t remember which; does it matter? Then she started begging for my milk. I wanted to go into mish, so I asked if I could get on top. She gets off, but rather than lay down, she goes on all fours for doggy. Ok, fine by me. Actually, this was fantastic and the view of her ass was excellent. I could have, and maybe should have, popped this way, but I still wanted some mish, and I wanted to appreciate her legs, feet and face some more, so when I was getting close I asked her to switch. This was terrific too, and she put her feet right up on my chest and I began to suck her toes. She continued to talk dirty and beg for my milk. Soon I parted her legs and went down for some more kisses, then straightened back up and pounded to the finish.

She then let me go wash up in the bathroom and then she did the same. She came back to the bed and we had a nice talk. She asked me about my experience setting up, and this is where I learned that the person I was dealing with is actually an assistant. She said she would speak to her about responding to people promptly, so maybe set up in the future will be better.

Soon I was getting ready for round 2. I asked for BBJ this time and she asked me to wash off my guy first, so I did, and she went right to it. Very nice skills. However, I think because she is not used to seeing so many people at once, and she had at least another appointment booked after me, she asked if round 2 could just be BJ and HJ. I was fine with that, and soon asked her if I could cum on her sexy feet. She was ok with that, but, at first, she didn’t seem to know what to do. I gave her a little guidance and soon I was getting a nice footjob. She said she had not done this before, but she was good at it. However, because I was working on my 2nd pop, it was taking a bit, and she was starting to get tired, so I took over just jerking. Now this is my fault, but I got really close, and then got tired and lost it. Damn!! Anyway, I lay back on the bed and my time was getting short. I think she thought I couldn’t get there in the time left so she hinted at the fact that she had another appointment. Well, I was determined and laying back I started jerking off again, and I’ll give her great credit, she didn’t tell me to stop or try to rush me out, she went right along with it by playing with her tits and making sexy faces. Pretty soon I was hard and ready to pop. I asked her to bring her feet up, and she brought one of her feet close and I was able to cum on myself and the bottom of her sexy toes.

I went back to the bathroom to clean up, came out and got dressed, and we had a nice goodbye kiss.

CONS:
I usually put Pros first, but there really is so little negative, I don’t want that to be at the end. The only con was the annoying set-up. However, this is really the fault of her personal assistant who was probably overwhelmed today because her business exploded due to the original review in this thread, so maybe it won’t be as bad in the future. In any event, any aggravation with the set-up is totally worth it if you finally get to see her.

PROS:
She is the girl in the pics. I believe she looks even better in person. While faces are subjective, I think hers is quite beautiful and she has a very sexy and alluring smile. She was also wearing glassed when I arrived and she looks just as sexy with and without them. Although her breasts are augmented, her whole body is smoking hot.

She is very friendly and easy to get along with. She put me right at ease. Aside from the sexual experience, I really enjoyed spending time with her.

She is very energetic and enthusiastic during sex (this despite the fact that she was probably exhausted by the time she saw me). If you like dirty talk, add a few stars!

I really can’t say enough good about her. This is a top-notch provider and although 300 is a lot of money, she makes the effort to give you your money’s worth. I hope she keeps Hauppauge as a frequent location. I need to do better budgeting, but I will definitely be trying to figure out how soon I can repeat.

Happy mongering!
 
#17
120 for 15 min quickie... this ones a diamond in the rough. She’s Italian with super tan skin... about 5’6, thin with a fat ass, sexy hips and big fake DD’s. Body is very curvy while still being fit, literally amazing. Built like a porn star. Her face is beautiful despite her age- she has juicy full lips and wrinkles around her eyes that show her age. My guess is the ad is correct and she’s around 38-40 years old... such a hot cougar. Her tits, ass and body are her best characteristic, literally a 10/10 body. Pics are accurate but I would say she’s even hotter than some of those pics.

Her attitude is amazing, very positive, relaxing and chill. She gave me a CBJ while I slapped her ass and felt her tits, she was telling me to tell her what I wanna do to her... then I fucked her from the back as I was grabbing her huge DD’s, standing up while she was holding onto the desk and still had her heels on. Sexy dirty talk telling me to fuck her, and she was taking the whole thing like a champ. She did tell me to not fuck so hard but I did anyway and she was loving it. We moved to the bed and I again fucked her from the back while grabbing her delicious thighs and ass, let myself cum quick since I only got the 15 min.
Your post went up before mine, but didn't show up until after my review went up. Italian! That makes sense! Glad you had a great time too. She is pretty awesome, and she's going to be very busy I think.
 
#18
I want to thank kbeemer for taking the risk and sharing this find

I was trying to see sophia but never heard back from her, perhaps another day.

Based on kbeemer and lovecraft69 reviews(orangesubaru was being moderated perhaps? was not there originally), I made an appointment after work to see her. Everything that has been said about her looks and service has been accurate. I would agree that she is older but great body and beautiful face. She said she was brazilian. She asked me if I had seen "the" review, I assume lurkers or someone has told her about here and business picked up after kbeemer's review.

After we both undressed, she started to rub her body all over mine and had me sit on the bed. She started a bbbj and then we were off to the races; doggie, missionary and cg. She aims to please.

She said she is here for another week and then going back home. I would go see her before its too late.
 
#19
Brazilian would make sense too. I just looked at her ad again and it says "mixed race." Also, I noticed the text of her ad seemed familiar, and there is another provider named Erika, whom I've never seen, who runs ads with the exact same text. Perhaps they have the same assistant/handler.
 
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