Kelly 410-684-5310 / Glen Burnie, MD, AMP

#1
Subtitle: Tales of a lucky noob that learns something new

Basics: FS at AMP just south of Baltimore. Glen Burnie Accupressure. Won't find on Gmaps (check MapQuest). 2nd floor above Brews & Cues in GB.

Donation: 70/massage + 140/FS = 210 (not including tip).

Kelly: Beautiful face/body, mid 20s, nice fake c cups, built like a gymnast that got fake boobs in the off-season. Approx 5'2", 110. TS, ok "rubbing" massage, flip, FS.

More detail below, but I warn you ... this narrative borders on erotic (tragic?) short story length. But hey, it's my first post about my first FS success, so indulge me. I promise to be brief in future reviews.
...............
I Discovered AMPs last year by accident. (Yeah, I'm not too swift. I know). Totally not interested in tugs, but especially not from unattractive women. Still, I went to 2 local places out of curiosity. Result:. Great massages w/ older women that seemed to be very interested in offering a HJ. Much appreciated, but no thanks.

Well, hey, if that shit goes on, what else can I get into? Web search: Look at all the promises and hot pics! Luckily, I read one blog before calling. Advice: The seedier & harder to find the better. You'll almost always be disappointed. And, apparently TS is a code for wanting FS? Still not sure if that's true or not.

Found an ad for an AMP that was unusual. Couldn't find business on Gmaps. Got an address and they said it was a Grand Opening w/ a new girl (just like all the other ads), but it's pretty close to me and is definitely seedy. Called 2 hrs ahead for appointment, 1 hr massage, for a Monday night, but forgot to ask if they had TS.

Showed up on time & Mama San led me back to a closed door room, one of about 6 (1 bathroom, 1 or more TS rooms? So maybe 3 other "unknown" rooms). Basic atmosphere with dim lighting reminded me of certain places in the Netherlands.

But, still, I thought, "Oh, great. Another old fatty wants to rub me out."

Mama: Massage 70. (Smiles & stares).
Me:. Oh, pay up front?
Mama: Yes. Yes.
(I have 20s but she brings back the change)
Mama: You want shower?
Me: Um, maybe? (Does she think I'm dirty? I showered, put on pit stick & dressed nice n' stuff!)
Mama: Yes. You shower. I bring you beautiful girl. Here (points to shelf w/ towels).
Me: Oh God, yes! (I tried to sound less releaved but failed. She didn't seem to take offense).

So, do I wait for the girl, who is sure to be skinny, pale, and dead-eyed? 'Cause if she looks like she doesn't want to be here, I'm gone. Not going to be involved in some nefarious shit. After 20 seconds, I thought "I guess not" and started to get undressed.

While I'm pulling off a pantleg, in walks Mama's "beautiful girl." ... and I almost fall over in surprise at the understatement.

She. Is. Gorgeous. Petite yet obviously toned, tan, big shiny eyes, long hair, smiling, barefoot but in a tight, sleeveless, blue dress. I notice the fake eyelashes - not a fan but it doesn't detract from her hotness.

Okay, I know that "gorgeous" is subjective, so let me give you my personal bent... I like opposites. I'm a pale whitey & always dated petite latinas. But have a hot (attached) Asian friend I have a secret chubby for. And, this girl looks just like her, just shorter. In brief, I REALLY dig petite, in shape, tan/brown girls, with dark hair, attractive faces and lively eyes.. And, Kelly is all that. I don't meen to gush, but when you know your fantasy and have the chance to have it, it makes your knees give out.

Skip forward... Gentle TS , but no talking. Leads me back to the room for massage, which wasn't great and seemed like she was killing time, except when she straddled my legs and I could feel her strong thighs and soft skin. As she went to my back I gently caressed her legs and she didn't mind. But I'm wondering still if this is going to result in just a HJ. But, then she does a scalp and neck massage that melts me and taps my shoulder to turn over.

I'm a little lightheaded when she whispers "140 for everything.". So, me being an idiot says "what's everything?". She looks confused and says, "um, happy ending?"

I just smile and get the paper. (No shit, dumbass. Take whatever this hottie is selling. ) Sure, I'd pay that for an HJ from her but not anyone else. Still, I'm thinking maybe I can get more next time. ... And that's when her dress magically came off and she crawled up between my legs. I tell her she looks good and she smiles but loses eye contact.

At this point I'm suddenly realizing that I need my fantasy girl to do 1 of 2 things, besides looking good ... And neither is likely to happen. 1). I need her to pretend she's in love with me (more eye contact, touching, kissing). Or, 2). I need her to act like a sex-starved porn star (begging, hair pulling, wanting to be told she's a bad, bad girl). So, I decide to make the most of it and table that enlightenment for the future.

...and then the tip of her tongue is riding all over taint and sacktown and I forget what I was thinking.

She's stroking at the same time, but a little to hard. As soon as a semi pops up it's CBJ time. I'm fondling her tits but she didn't make it easy. Had to sit up.

She's going way too fast, like it's time to get to the next item on the checklist. (Damn, it's only been a minute and I'm not in my 20s anymore!). She's up, trying an Asian Cowgirl before I'm totally ready. Had to tell her to slow down a few times. It's like she wasn't paying attention at all, just going on the the next position.

But, the flag was raised after a few and she started riding the bull. Seriously slamming. I've got the pelvic bruising to prove it (no, I won't send you pictures, cheeky monkey,). Impressive leg strength. She stayed w/ the AC for a long time but, again, that made touching hard. When she finally came to her knees, she didn't stay there long before flipping around and CBJ again w/ nice view and my hands on her ass. Then stroking for the pop & cleanup.

She didn't seem in a hurry, though the hour was up (slow Monday, I guess). We chatted for a bit and the eye contact and lovely smile returned. I didn't ask her then, but I knew I'd need a GFE next time. Not sure if she's capable of that, but she's definitely hot enough to try again. Or, I'll try to find an in call pro that can skip the wasted time on a fake massage.

So, the moral of the story, kids, is that sometimes the fantasy isn't as satisfying if you don't know what you want. But you can find out by trying.
 
#3
Subtitle: Tales of a lucky noob that learns something new

Basics: FS at AMP just south of Baltimore. Glen Burnie Accupressure. Won't find on Gmaps (check MapQuest). 2nd floor above Brews & Cues in GB.

Donation: 70/massage + 140/FS = 210 (not including tip).

Kelly: Beautiful face/body, mid 20s, nice fake c cups, built like a gymnast that got fake boobs in the off-season. Approx 5'2", 110. TS, ok "rubbing" massage, flip, FS.

More detail below, but I warn you ... this narrative borders on erotic (tragic?) short story length. But hey, it's my first post about my first FS success, so indulge me. I promise to be brief in future reviews.
...............
I Discovered AMPs last year by accident. (Yeah, I'm not too swift. I know). Totally not interested in tugs, but especially not from unattractive women. Still, I went to 2 local places out of curiosity. Result:. Great massages w/ older women that seemed to be very interested in offering a HJ. Much appreciated, but no thanks.

Well, hey, if that shit goes on, what else can I get into? Web search: Look at all the promises and hot pics! Luckily, I read one blog before calling. Advice: The seedier & harder to find the better. You'll almost always be disappointed. And, apparently TS is a code for wanting FS? Still not sure if that's true or not.

Found an ad for an AMP that was unusual. Couldn't find business on Gmaps. Got an address and they said it was a Grand Opening w/ a new girl (just like all the other ads), but it's pretty close to me and is definitely seedy. Called 2 hrs ahead for appointment, 1 hr massage, for a Monday night, but forgot to ask if they had TS.

Showed up on time & Mama San led me back to a closed door room, one of about 6 (1 bathroom, 1 or more TS rooms? So maybe 3 other "unknown" rooms). Basic atmosphere with dim lighting reminded me of certain places in the Netherlands.

But, still, I thought, "Oh, great. Another old fatty wants to rub me out."

Mama: Massage 70. (Smiles & stares).
Me:. Oh, pay up front?
Mama: Yes. Yes.
(I have 20s but she brings back the change)
Mama: You want shower?
Me: Um, maybe? (Does she think I'm dirty? I showered, put on pit stick & dressed nice n' stuff!)
Mama: Yes. You shower. I bring you beautiful girl. Here (points to shelf w/ towels).
Me: Oh God, yes! (I tried to sound less releaved but failed. She didn't seem to take offense).

So, do I wait for the girl, who is sure to be skinny, pale, and dead-eyed? 'Cause if she looks like she doesn't want to be here, I'm gone. Not going to be involved in some nefarious shit. After 20 seconds, I thought "I guess not" and started to get undressed.

While I'm pulling off a pantleg, in walks Mama's "beautiful girl." ... and I almost fall over in surprise at the understatement.

She. Is. Gorgeous. Petite yet obviously toned, tan, big shiny eyes, long hair, smiling, barefoot but in a tight, sleeveless, blue dress. I notice the fake eyelashes - not a fan but it doesn't detract from her hotness.

Okay, I know that "gorgeous" is subjective, so let me give you my personal bent... I like opposites. I'm a pale whitey & always dated petite latinas. But have a hot (attached) Asian friend I have a secret chubby for. And, this girl looks just like her, just shorter. In brief, I REALLY dig petite, in shape, tan/brown girls, with dark hair, attractive faces and lively eyes.. And, Kelly is all that. I don't meen to gush, but when you know your fantasy and have the chance to have it, it makes your knees give out.

Skip forward... Gentle TS , but no talking. Leads me back to the room for massage, which wasn't great and seemed like she was killing time, except when she straddled my legs and I could feel her strong thighs and soft skin. As she went to my back I gently caressed her legs and she didn't mind. But I'm wondering still if this is going to result in just a HJ. But, then she does a scalp and neck massage that melts me and taps my shoulder to turn over.

I'm a little lightheaded when she whispers "140 for everything.". So, me being an idiot says "what's everything?". She looks confused and says, "um, happy ending?"

I just smile and get the paper. (No shit, dumbass. Take whatever this hottie is selling. ) Sure, I'd pay that for an HJ from her but not anyone else. Still, I'm thinking maybe I can get more next time. ... And that's when her dress magically came off and she crawled up between my legs. I tell her she looks good and she smiles but loses eye contact.

At this point I'm suddenly realizing that I need my fantasy girl to do 1 of 2 things, besides looking good ... And neither is likely to happen. 1). I need her to pretend she's in love with me (more eye contact, touching, kissing). Or, 2). I need her to act like a sex-starved porn star (begging, hair pulling, wanting to be told she's a bad, bad girl). So, I decide to make the most of it and table that enlightenment for the future.

...and then the tip of her tongue is riding all over taint and sacktown and I forget what I was thinking.

She's stroking at the same time, but a little to hard. As soon as a semi pops up it's CBJ time. I'm fondling her tits but she didn't make it easy. Had to sit up.

She's going way too fast, like it's time to get to the next item on the checklist. (Damn, it's only been a minute and I'm not in my 20s anymore!). She's up, trying an Asian Cowgirl before I'm totally ready. Had to tell her to slow down a few times. It's like she wasn't paying attention at all, just going on the the next position.

But, the flag was raised after a few and she started riding the bull. Seriously slamming. I've got the pelvic bruising to prove it (no, I won't send you pictures, cheeky monkey,). Impressive leg strength. She stayed w/ the AC for a long time but, again, that made touching hard. When she finally came to her knees, she didn't stay there long before flipping around and CBJ again w/ nice view and my hands on her ass. Then stroking for the pop & cleanup.

She didn't seem in a hurry, though the hour was up (slow Monday, I guess). We chatted for a bit and the eye contact and lovely smile returned. I didn't ask her then, but I knew I'd need a GFE next time. Not sure if she's capable of that, but she's definitely hot enough to try again. Or, I'll try to find an in call pro that can skip the wasted time on a fake massage.

So, the moral of the story, kids, is that sometimes the fantasy isn't as satisfying if you don't know what you want. But you can find out by trying.
Correction: I noobed the headline. This is more in keeping w/ the rules, tagging...

Glen Burnie Accupressure 410-684-5310
 
#5
Ah, got it. No intel yet but I suspect she's the only one. Called a 2nd time 3-hrs ahead and they were booked 6-10 pm. It was quiet when I was there and she didn't seem to rush me between TS & RM.
 
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