I gotta ask, ISO kinda weird kink. Midgets and Dwarfs

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thezoos

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I never really thought about this until false ads featuring midgets appeared elsewhere (in quantity). Of all the kinds of people and situations I have been with I have never boinked a midget/dwarf/little person.

I have seen some Bridget porn but never reeeealy thought about it.

The ones being advertised are obviously scams, anyone have an actual lead?
 
vad1

vad1

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@thezoos, what is the maximum height that you are thinking of?

I had recently remarked on the SA thread that there were a lot of recent girls under 5' - the shortest that I noticed was 4'9" ...

Too tall?

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thezoos

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That's actually a good question. I don't think I've ever been with a sub 5 foot lady. But I dunno if that technically counts as midget. Maybe start with a shorter semipro and work my way down?
 
steveoo1970

steveoo1970

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I was totally thinking the same thing seeing all of those false ads. The two shortest chicks that I’ve ever banged were Laurenn Taylor (5’-5’2) and this latina chick that advertised for a few years that called herself Mya. Mya was shorter than 5’. But she was not a midget. She was just a gorgeous petite tiny girl. And she was a bitch. But she was super tiny.

I really wanna hook up with an actual midget myself. Normal size body with short arms and legs. Bounce her on my lap like a cabbage patch kid .......:D:D

I’m such a pig.....
 
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Nehoma

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thezoos said:
I never really thought about this until false ads featuring midgets appeared elsewhere (in quantity). Of all the kinds of people and situations I have been with I have never boinked a midget/dwarf/little person.

I have seen some Bridget porn but never reeeealy thought about it.

The ones being advertised are obviously scams, anyone have an actual lead?
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I saw that as well and was quite interested..
 
genius

genius

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steveoo1970 said:
I......I really wanna hook up with an actual midget myself. Normal size body with short arms and legs. Bounce her on my lap like a cabbage patch kid .......:D:D

I’m such a pig.....
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Maybe you are such a pig but that doesn't make you a bad person.

Anyway, the problem I see with midgets (actually referred to as little people by politically correct people — that I don't give a flying f##k about) is that how do you get them (the midgets not the PC people) to wrap their short legs around your waist and their sort arms around your neck as you are zeroing in on the short strokes as you are about to cum?

PS. genius is not now nor ever will be a PC man (note I didn't say "a PC person")
 
quality not quantity

quality not quantity

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thezoos said:
I never really thought about this until false ads featuring midgets appeared elsewhere (in quantity). Of all the kinds of people and situations I have been with I have never boinked a midget/dwarf/little person.

I have seen some Bridget porn but never reeeealy thought about it.

The ones being advertised are obviously scams, anyone have an actual lead?
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Technically, Little People refers to 4'10" or less. Therefore, there are proportionate women, not only midgets or dwarfs that qualify as well.
 
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MrJizz

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Midgets, yes; dwarfs, meh... Not to get too tech, but a dwarf is a person with disproportionate parts of the body, like the guy on game of thrones - regular head but abnormal sized torso/limbs. A midget is just very small with body proportionate to size - like a jockey
 
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Camant1997

The next time I whine will be my last
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Anyone ever find a midget as a provider? Idk but I know some of these adds on the interweb is bogus. I'm not talking about a small / petite women. I'm talking about an actual midget.

Mod note: we already had a ISO for a midget so I just moved your post here.
Good luck with your search, please post a review if you find and smash one out.
 
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Bricktop

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Camant1997 said:
Anyone ever find a midget as a provider? Idk but I know some of these adds on the interweb is bogus. I'm not talking about a small / petite women. I'm talking about an actual midget.

Mod note: we already had a ISO for a midget so I just moved your post here.
Good luck with your search, please post a review if you find and smash one out.
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Came across one in Scranton on Tuesday
 
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