*******Now Hiring********
Due to a recent (and wholly unexpected, and quite frankly, unwarranted, and I never would have paid it if you people had done what 90% of the world expected you to do and not put me in this position) $25 million dollar expense, HUMP University is forced to expand its operations into new areas. In order to successfully meet our yuge sales goals (they are so big! so big), we are now hiring new staff in all positions (mish, cg, k9, your choice. Although she does charge extra for anal). Since I only ever do business with people who have shown unquestionable loyalty (and very questionable judgement), I will accept applications, nominations, and (let me repeat this) iterations from any UG member in good standing (good behavior is not required. In fact, it's probably a hindrance). So nominate today your UG member for any position you think they're best suited for. As for me, I'm outta here. I have an entire world to go fuck with now.
Due to a recent (and wholly unexpected, and quite frankly, unwarranted, and I never would have paid it if you people had done what 90% of the world expected you to do and not put me in this position) $25 million dollar expense, HUMP University is forced to expand its operations into new areas. In order to successfully meet our yuge sales goals (they are so big! so big), we are now hiring new staff in all positions (mish, cg, k9, your choice. Although she does charge extra for anal). Since I only ever do business with people who have shown unquestionable loyalty (and very questionable judgement), I will accept applications, nominations, and (let me repeat this) iterations from any UG member in good standing (good behavior is not required. In fact, it's probably a hindrance). So nominate today your UG member for any position you think they're best suited for. As for me, I'm outta here. I have an entire world to go fuck with now.