How to shill properly

Slinky Bender

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#1
  1. Write a detailed review including 1 or 2 things which if the girl read it she might say to herself "Gee, I wish he didn't include that."
  2. Include at least 1 negative thing, especially if it's something obvious which anyone would know anyway.
  3. Avoid using phrases like "Treat her right".
  4. Say things like "She's a little pricey but she's worth it."
  5. Indicate that you have seen her multiple times and each session keeps getting better.
  6. Don't get defensive on her behalf when some other poster says something negative.
  7. Say things like "I wonder if everyone gets the same treatment I did or did I get SFT?"
 
#4
10. Try to avoid writing things like "then I laid on my back and I gave me a nice wet BBJ."

note: Emphasis is mine. I think that's the distinction you meant. - Banacek
 
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#12
Don't say she is my all time favorite, or I exclusively go to her now.

Instead say she is on the short list of all time favorites, and she is on my very exclusive short list of girls i see
 
#14
Not to be obtuse, but SFT is a new acronym for me. Not in the code word thread and nothing on urban dictionary / google. Care to enlighten this one? Thanks!
Special Fucking Treatment.

What a versatile word, I often wonder.

SpecialFucking Treatment - noun. Special maybe a BBFS, the Treatment follows ...

Special FuckingTreatment - adjective?

Special Fucking Treatment - just a word-filler, to use as you please.

Yea, @deseos, ask a simple question... lol!

Sometimes, I think I have too much time on my hands ...

I'm sure @genius will make more sense (and grammar) than what I did!

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