Nice and Smooth
As I said before, I am one clean bastard. Got checked once or twice a year for everything. Never had a thing. Interestingly, besides the std tests, I get an occasional rectal exam and the last time it was done the doc said it was "Nice and Smooth" So ladies, I am the perfect client on which to peform asian, a std free guy whose asshole is "nice and smooth" So what I'm an ugly fat fuck.