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Re: Two Songs From Memphis (1)

Originally posted by justlooking
(That event with the unrequited stripper not only started my whoring career. It also started my posting career.)

They call me Mr. Pitiful.
Baby thats my name now.
They call me Mr. Pitiful.
Thats how I got my fame.
But people just don't seem to understand
How someone can feel so blue.
They call me Mr. Pitiful
'Cause I lost someone just like you.
Damn, you outted yourself!

Good song.
 
This is dedicated to

Justlooking, because he is still just looking!

"So many stars"


The dawn is filled with dreams,
So many dreams.
Which one is mine?
One must be right for me.
Which dream of all the dreams,
When there's a dream for every star?
And there are oh, so many stars!
So many stars!

The wind is filled with songs,
So many songs.
Which one is mine?
One must be right for me.
Which song of all the songs,
When there's a song for every star?
And there are oh, so many stars!
So many stars!

Alone the countless days,
The endless nights
That I have searched;
So many eyes, so many hearts, so many smiles!
Which one to choose?
Which way to go?
How can I tell?
How will I know?
Out of oh, so many stars,
So many stars!


Music by Sergio Mendes
Lyrics by Alan & Marilyn Bergman
 
genuine actual real life answer . . .

you know i was hurt (really hurt) by my foray into small business and hipster hangout. my place was beloved and well reviewed but the problem was that the public had virtual 18 hour access to me and that (despite charming decor and excellent food) was really what they wanted . . . to talk talk talk, to philosophize philosophize philosophize, to groove groove groove. it was almost my demise. believe it or not, in person, i am quite LOVEABLE.

my trepidation is that if i start another place, i mean i could certainly see a club that had nights of cabiria nights, i would have the same problem. i couldn't say no to anyone, but ultimately i had no privacy. i really wouldn't mind talking further (and perhaps seriously about this), but a public board is not the place for it.
 
7 Law Question

With all this talk about the law, if one was to get caught
for prostitution, is it like getting caught with small amount to
drugs, or minor crimes. Do like a day in jail or night until
you see the judge and if you have no priors, you get ROR
so you can get a lawyer and than go back to court on the
date given. I mean lets keep it real how much time could
you really get for an sexual act. I mean if you do something
you should hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
I saying any sexual entertainer should have money for a lawyer,
so what can they give you community service, probation.
I can't see with the jails filled like they are, doing real time
for it useless you running a prostitution ring like Heidi (I
forgot her last name) and I think she did like a year.
To get caught first time, I would take the bid if I had too,
but how long can they really lock you up for sexual acts.
Unless they follow you like some secret indictment, but you would have to be big time for shit. That would be like being caught for being the King Pin of Fucking.

This business has been good to me I would take my punishment,
but than I would be like those criminals that come out smarter,
when I hit the streets again, I would be so wise it would like
pro(+)verbs(actions), I would be elite sexual diva.
 
seven,
I don't really know what sorts of consequences one might face after getting caught for prostitution. Although from what I've seen and heard on TV you usually get fingerprinted, spend the night in jail, and get released the next day with a warning and a small bail amount (like $50 or something). I guess that for repeat offenses you face worse penalties. But I seriously doubt you'll get caught and taken away while working at xdreams or asscon. Isn't it usually the streetwalkers who are having sex with Johns in cars who get nabbed? Maybe I'm completely wrong here, but that seems likely the case to me.

I think the worse thing about getting arrested for prostitution would be the scarlet letter stain it would put on your record. You know when you apply for a "real" job they have this section on the application where you have to admit whether or not you've ever been convicted of a crime and if so for what offense? Imagine checking off the "yes" box and then writing "prostitution" underneath on the line. uggggg.
 
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