A man is driving his car down a highway one day when a rabbit ran right out in front of him. He swerved, but couldn't avoid the rabbit and hit him with his car.
He pulled over to the shoulder and ran back to look at the rabbit. The rabbit was dead. He felt so bad he just sat on the side of the road sobbing to himself.
About that time, a blonde woman pulled over and walked up to him and asked him what was wrong. He pointed to the rabbit and said: I" killed this poor rabbit. I feel awful."
The blonde replied: "Wait right here." She went to her car, opened the trunk, and got out a can. She sprayed the contents of the can on the rabbit, and much to his surprise, the rabbit jumped up, hugged him, hopped 50 feet down the road, turned and waved, hopped another 50 feet, turned and waved again, repeating this until it was out of sight.
The man was astonished. He asked the blonde: "What was in that can?" The blonde handed him the can and said: "read it.", got in her car and drove off.
The man read the can. It said:
HAIR SPRAY. RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD OR DAMAGED HAIR.
CONTINUED USE RESTORES PERMANENT WAVE.
He pulled over to the shoulder and ran back to look at the rabbit. The rabbit was dead. He felt so bad he just sat on the side of the road sobbing to himself.
About that time, a blonde woman pulled over and walked up to him and asked him what was wrong. He pointed to the rabbit and said: I" killed this poor rabbit. I feel awful."
The blonde replied: "Wait right here." She went to her car, opened the trunk, and got out a can. She sprayed the contents of the can on the rabbit, and much to his surprise, the rabbit jumped up, hugged him, hopped 50 feet down the road, turned and waved, hopped another 50 feet, turned and waved again, repeating this until it was out of sight.
The man was astonished. He asked the blonde: "What was in that can?" The blonde handed him the can and said: "read it.", got in her car and drove off.
The man read the can. It said:
HAIR SPRAY. RESTORES LIFE TO DEAD OR DAMAGED HAIR.
CONTINUED USE RESTORES PERMANENT WAVE.