Good way to end a bad marriage

#5
A rather clever and cunning plan:

The husband gave his wife a bottle of Animale Perfume by Animale when he knew they were going thru animal park the next day. Then when he saw the big cat said to her he didn't feel so good and would she mind if she came over to the drivers side and take over for him.

Perfume was expensive but in the long run much cheaper and less hassle than a divorce. Plus there is almost a full bottle left that he will keep in case is next wife becomes a pain.
 
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